# 2014 Golden Globes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 12, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601 "2014-01-12T19:28:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/61 "2014-01-13T03:01:41Z")

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Good to see Amy harnessing the power of Bono to bring home that Globe.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/62 "2014-01-13T03:03:39Z")

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What is the lovely Emma Stone wearing? It makes her look like some patched-together Frankenstein creature.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/63 "2014-01-13T03:14:16Z")

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What do you know. Dianne Keaton really does talk like Annie Hall in real life!

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/64 "2014-01-13T03:20:44Z")

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Spreading the love around here. Acting wins for _American Hustle_, screenwriting for _Her_, directing for _Gravity_ (yeah, I know they split things up between drama and comedy/musical, but still … spreading things around pretty well).

“Herpes”/“earpiece” was pretty funny.

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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/65 "2014-01-13T03:24:05Z")

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wow! Brooklyn 99 is getting lots of love. I hope that means it’s ratings are good enough to get it another season, and the show grows and gets better. (It’s already great. But, it would be fantastic if it could reach Parks and Rec levels.)  
I loved seeing how happy the cast was to be up on stage.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/66 "2014-01-13T03:28:30Z")

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Leo, thanking his fellow nominated “comedians.” Ha!

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/67 "2014-01-13T03:31:01Z")

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> [@pricciar](#):
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> wow! Brooklyn 99 is getting lots of love. I hope that means it’s ratings are good enough to get it another season, and the show grows and gets better. (It’s already great. But, it would be fantastic if it could reach Parks and Rec levels.)  
> I loved seeing how happy the cast was to be up on stage.

I really like how that cast works together. A nicely drawn list of characters, I think, and the interaction between Braugher and Samberg keeps getting better.

I still never dreamed they’d actually win tonight. I was just glad to see them nominated.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/68 "2014-01-13T03:39:51Z")

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And Cuaron! From A Little Princess to Harry Potter to Children of Men to Gravity, and along the way he introduced Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna to many of us. I feel bad for Steve McQueen but I’m so happy for Cuaron.

Hemsworth and Lauda! I’m with you Uncle Jocko, Rush was fantastic!

> [@Uncle\_Jocko](#):
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> Remember, they have to save time for all the winners to make their way across three counties to get to the stage, too. Clips, schmips!

No kidding.

No clips for the males either. Huh.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/69 "2014-01-13T03:44:02Z")

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Best thing about that Google Play commercial - Zoolander!

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/70 "2014-01-13T03:47:36Z")

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Nice intro for Leonardo DiCaprio! Good one.

They were a little late on the button for that one, too.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/71 "2014-01-13T03:52:22Z")

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Cate Blanchett: “Thanks for plying me with vodka the same way Judy Garland perhaps was plied with barbiturates.”

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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/72 "2014-01-13T03:53:42Z")

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Matthew McConaughey is pretty awesome. That was a fun speech. I’m sure I will see that movie. But, I am really looking forward to his new HBO show with Woody Harrelson.

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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/73 "2014-01-13T03:54:45Z")

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> [@Uncle\_Jocko](#):
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> Cate Blanchett: “Thanks for plying me with vodka the same way Judy Garland perhaps was plied with barbiturates.”

Yeah, that cracked me up. Her whole speech was good.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/74 "2014-01-13T03:55:34Z")

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> [@pricciar](#):
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> But, I am really looking forward to his new HBO show with Woody Harrelson.

Me too. Early reviews for it are great.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/75 "2014-01-13T04:02:59Z")

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Next up? Academy Award nominations get announced on Thursday…

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/76 "2014-01-13T04:16:35Z")

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Julia Louis-Dreyfuss wuz robbed; that is all.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/77 "2014-01-13T04:26:31Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> What do you know. Dianne Keaton really does talk like Annie Hall in real life!

That was a pretty awesome tribute for Woody. And she was a perfect choice for it.

> [@pricciar](#):
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> wow! Brooklyn 99 is getting lots of love. I hope that means it’s ratings are good enough to get it another season, and the show grows and gets better. (It’s already great. But, it would be fantastic if it could reach Parks and Rec levels.)  
> I loved seeing how happy the cast was to be up on stage.

Well, I can promise I will be one checking it out now.

> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#):
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> Nice intro for Leonardo DiCaprio! Good one.

Leo certainly comes across as a classy fella. Nice to see.

Overall a thoroughly entertaining show. If the Oscars are half as good I’ll be surprised.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/78 "2014-01-13T04:30:57Z")

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In which category? For her movie nomination (Enough Said with James Gandolfini) or for Veep? Enough Said is the first (and only) thing I’ve seen her in, and I thought she was terrific. I was glad to see her nominated.

Edit, that was for Chefguy of course.

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/79 "2014-01-13T07:38:46Z")

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> [@Equipoise](#):
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> They have time for stupid Fallon/McCarthy jokes but no time for Best Actress clips?

They never show clips for the individual actors nominated, film or TV. I don’t think they ever have, if they did they stopped doing it years ago.

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**Author:** ![Polerius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2014-golden-globes/678601/80 "2014-01-13T08:35:25Z")

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What did you think of Tina and Amy’s performance tonight? I think Ricky Gervaise was funnier.

Best joke of the night:

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> ‘Gravity’ is nominated for best film. It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age.

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