# 2018 Election Day Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [November 6, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079 "2018-11-06T15:43:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 18

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/342 "2018-11-07T03:33:30Z")

</div>

> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
>
> MSNBC…the FOX News of the left. Don’t listen to either.

This is a ridiculous statement.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/343 "2018-11-07T03:34:51Z")

</div>

Brian Williams just called Andrew Cuomo “Mario Cuomo”. I have a feeling most of NY wishes Andrew was his father.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/344 "2018-11-07T03:35:25Z")

</div>

Democrats clinch the U.S. House majority, according to projections from NBC and FOX.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/345 "2018-11-07T03:35:53Z")

</div>

I’ve been watching CNN. Did John King misbehave in class or something? Blitzer and Tapper get to sit at the head of class while King is sent to stare at the map in the corner.

Otherwise, looks like things are playing out mostly as expected.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/346 "2018-11-07T03:35:54Z")

</div>

I’m still not breaking out the really good tequila, but I think I’ll get back into the opened good Scotch or mescal.

Wow, after being open in the bottle several years, the mescal is downright smooth.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/347 "2018-11-07T03:36:43Z")

</div>

> [@Hermione](#):
>
> CNN predicted a few minutes ago that the GOP keeps the Senate, but Dems win the House and quite a few governorships. Which is more or less what most people were predicting anyway…

Yeah, I’ll be able to sleep tonight and go to work in the morning. Vodka stays in the freezer.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/348 "2018-11-07T03:37:20Z")

</div>

I wonder how hard it is to find a beer at the Romney victory rally.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/349 "2018-11-07T03:38:38Z")

</div>

> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
>
> MSNBC…the FOX News of the left. Don’t listen to either.
> 
> And Cruz won his last election by [16 points](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Senate_election_in_Texas,_2012) so I would say narrowing it down by 14 points is significant. YMMV

Both points are valid. OK, MSNBC is better than Fox in that they at least start from a foundation of reality before spinning the news hard leftward.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/350 "2018-11-07T03:38:53Z")

</div>

At this point looks like an actual wave (at least 30 seat gain) for the Dems in the House, and a loss of 1-3 Senate seats, which is quite an odd mix. Based on a combo of all the models I’m looking at (CNN, MSNBC, NYT, and 538).

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/351 "2018-11-07T03:39:00Z")

</div>

I’m seeing tons of progressives winning…good on them. Maybe another myth: Bernie couldn’t/can’t win…will be put to bed too.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/352 "2018-11-07T03:40:28Z")

</div>

> [@John\_Mace](#):
>
> I’ve been watching CNN. Did John King misbehave in class or something? Blitzer and Tapper get to sit at the head of class while King is sent to stare at the map in the corner.

You didn’t watch in 2016? John King is always standing at the map usually digging into Florida districts ad nasuem.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/353 "2018-11-07T03:42:27Z")

</div>

Can someone explain why everyone is so sure Dems will take the House? I’m not up on the nitty gritty but it seems that we’re neck and neck with 2/3 of the vote in. What am I missing?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/354 "2018-11-07T03:43:21Z")

</div>

> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
>
> This is a ridiculous statement.

No it’s not.

I think MSNBC is better than FOX News and somewhat more inclined to fair reporting but they have very purposely chosen to stake out the polar opposite of FOX News figuring that is a good place to make money.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/355 "2018-11-07T03:43:24Z")

</div>

> [@RickJay](#):
>
> Our voting machines here are pieces of paper and Sharpies. Works great.

Damm Canucks with their high tech and falootin’ innovations … we’ve provided HB pencils here since 1902. Still haven’t switched to providing László Bíró’s invention from the 1930s yet though you can bring your own marking device to the booth and use it.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/356 "2018-11-07T03:44:50Z")

</div>

McCaskill is up in MO right now, but all the rural counties have yet to report. If only Hawley had weighed in on “legitimate rape”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/357 "2018-11-07T03:45:08Z")

</div>

> [@asterion](#):
>
> Kobach goes down in Kansas. Hopefully this means the rest of the nation never has to hear his name again.

I just jacked off to that result.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/358 "2018-11-07T03:45:09Z")

</div>

> [@KidCharlemagne](#):
>
> Can someone explain why everyone is so sure Dems will take the House? I’m not up on the nitty gritty but it seems that we’re neck and neck with 2/3 of the vote in. What am I missing?

Well, if it’s neck-and-neck _before_ getting to the West Coast…?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/359 "2018-11-07T03:46:46Z")

</div>

> [@UltraVires](#):
>
> Did the voter counters go on strike in Florida? I haven’t seen any updates in more than an hour.

[Seems they’re having trouble with the machines in Broward - at least as of 10.05pm Eastern.](https://twitter.com/DanNBC6/status/1060005243415609344)

> [@](#):
>
> Dan Krauth Verified account  
> @DanNBC6  
> Follow  
> Follow @DanNBC6
> 
> More  
> Update: 7 precincts in Broward couldn’t electronically submit votes, so they’re driving results on Jump drives to election headquarters. See you on air soon with update

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/360 "2018-11-07T03:46:53Z")

</div>

> [@asahi](#):
>
> I just jacked off to that result.

We really didn’t need to know that.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079/361 "2018-11-07T03:47:29Z")

</div>

> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
>
> No it’s not.
> 
> I think MSNBC is better than FOX News and somewhat more inclined to fair reporting but they have very purposely chosen to stake out the polar opposite of FOX News figuring that is a good place to make money.

So, they are equivalent except that they are inclined to be fair? That’s not being equivalent.

Fox literally had their hosts on the stage with a Republican president in a political rally less than 24 hours ago. MSNBC has no equivalent of that. Both sides are not equal just because they are on opposite sides.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079.md?page=17)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2018-election-day-thread/824079.md?page=19)
