# 2021 Bad, bad, bad Christmas misadventures **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597 "2021-12-24T15:44:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/1 "2021-12-24T15:44:24Z")
1. Ordered a slew of eGift cards. Guess what ol’beck did? She sent them all to herself. ::smack:: This is gonna take awhile to straighten out. Yay. I have all of Christmas eve to do it. 2. Bayless ate something he shouldn’t have. He puked 20 times. We called the vets office. Message: “Were are out of the office til January 3rd” Great. I hope my dog don’t die. 3.I hope the Turkey thaws. Yeah forgot that. 1. I know DIL, your preggers and weird as eff. But the Christmas Eve Eve event was a Stoopid idea. The kids don’t like these things unless presents and cookies are involved. No eggnog is not good without hooch added. Sorry we made you cry. 2. Son-of-a-wrek found an urgent care Vet. He gave Bayliss charcoal. Now Bayliss is puking black stuff. Ugh. I hope those stains ain’t permanent. 3. Baby wrek opened 3gifts when no one was paying attention. She’s now sporting one of the Li’l-wrekkers tops I bought her. And refuses to give it up. The Li’l-wrekker is following her around to make sure she doesn’t get a black puke stain on it. 4. Some man we’ve never met is coming for Christmas dinner. Mr.Wrekkers long lost friend. What do you give a man you never met. I could send him a eGift card. But we all know how that will turn out. 8.Cats. 1. Laundry is backed up. How many towels does it really take everyday? Around here: 20-25. Surprise, Hamza is the worst offender. 2. Y’all have a merry, merry, merry Christmas! Love, beck ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/2 "2021-12-24T16:24:06Z")
And a most wonderful holiday to you! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/3 "2021-12-24T16:33:40Z")
Sounds like Christmas Eve at Chez Beck is something out of _A Christmas Story_, only with a larger cast. _hugs_ ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/4 "2021-12-24T16:56:42Z")
I knocked over a container of hamburger grease, and it raced over the counter to flow (flow, not drip!) between the stove and the counter. I cleaned up the visible part. We shall wait until after the holidaze to pull the stove out from the wall and clean up the OHMYGAWD mess. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/5 "2021-12-24T17:04:47Z")
And a Merry Christmas and all the best to you and all the other Wreks. Now you have me worried about Bayliss. Keep us posted on how the poor doggy is doing! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/6 "2021-12-24T17:17:15Z")
He’s a bunch better. Drinking lots of water. The vet said it wasn’t gonna kill him. Whatever he ate got mostly threw up. I have to go dialysis on Christmas Eve. That’s kind of a bummer. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/7 "2021-12-24T17:24:42Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I have to go dialysis on Christmas Eve. That’s kind of a bummer. It is, though it means you should be feeling good tomorrow, too! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/8 "2021-12-24T17:47:38Z")
I have hope in my heart🤭 ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/9 "2021-12-24T17:54:20Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > He’s a bunch better. Drinking lots of water. Thanks. I feel better now. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/10 "2021-12-24T19:27:42Z")
We’ve decided he ate flocking off the Christmas tree. He barfed up loads of white flakey stuff the last go 'round. So I messaged Mid-dau to watch him and keep him away from the tree. He’s usually so well mannered I don’t worry about him doing stuff like this. I knew someone was messing with the tree. The Siamese or the Chihuahuas. He’s gonna be ok. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/11 "2021-12-24T19:37:41Z")
  😌 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/12 "2021-12-24T21:10:52Z")
So, how did dialysis go? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2021-bad-bad-bad-christmas-misadventures/956597/13 "2021-12-24T22:56:26Z")
I had a small bleed/seeping from the port. It’s all good now.