# 2022 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 3, 2021, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443 "2021-12-03T13:46:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/203 "2022-01-01T21:29:15Z")

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Super. i didn’t realize we were responsible for announcing points for everyone when we posted a celebrity death. If that’s the case, consider this my first and last announcement of the year.

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**Author:** ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/204 "2022-01-01T21:41:35Z")

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Man, it would have been SO appropriate that a football coach qualified someone for “Opening Kickoff” award

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/205 "2022-01-01T21:48:09Z")

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No, that has never been a requirement. Most of the time, when someone other than the curator makes a death announcement and includes scoring, it amounts to “_points for me!_”.

We like to put the “fun” back into “funeral”.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/206 "2022-01-01T22:54:46Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> You know, the search function works _really well_ in Discourse. You can find out almost instantly whether anyone had him (looks like no).

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For all my gripes about Discourse, I’ve gotta say the search function _rocks_. It’s especially helpful when you’re searching a long thread, like the Death Pool thread late in the year. Anyway, confirming **eschereal** , a search of this thread for ‘Reeves’ only turned up **Hap** ’s post. Safe to say nobody had him.

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> [@critter42](#):
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> Man, it would have been SO appropriate that a football coach qualified someone for “Opening Kickoff” award

Even better if it had been a placekicker.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/207 "2022-01-02T00:06:37Z")

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> [@critter42](#):
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> Man, it would have been SO appropriate that a football coach qualified someone for “Opening Kickoff” award

Well, that guy lost 3 Superbowls coaching the Broncos and then lost a fourth one _ **against** _ the Broncos, racking up the biggest net points deficit in those games, so it seems entirely appropriate that he would fail to score for anyone in death either.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/208 "2022-01-02T05:08:38Z")

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> **['The Mack' Star Max Julien Dead at 88](https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/01/the-mack-star-max-julien-goldie-dead-dies/)**
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> Goldie from 'The Mack' has died on his 88th birthday.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/209 "2022-01-02T05:50:11Z")

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😱 😭

RIP Mr. Julien; you done _iconic_.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/210 "2022-01-02T06:08:21Z")

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> **[Calisto Tanzi, Parmalat founder convicted over huge 2003 bankruptcy, dies at 83](https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/callisto-tanzi-parmalat-founder-convicted-over-huge-2003-bankruptcy-dies-83-2022-01-01/)**
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> Businessman Calisto Tanzi, who transformed a small family milk company into the multi-national food powerhouse Parmalat only to see it collapse in one of Italy's biggest fraudulent bankruptcies, died on Saturday, aged 83.

"…Businessman Calisto Tanzi, who transformed a small family milk company into the multi-national food powerhouse Parmalat only to see it collapse in one of Italy’s biggest fraudulent bankruptcies, died on Saturday, aged 83.

Tanzi died of pneumonia in a hospital in Parma, the city in central Italy where he had made his fortune, his family said.

Parmalat collapsed in 2003 when a 14 billion euro hole was uncovered in its balance sheet, wiping out the savings of thousands of small investors in a bankruptcy that also reverberated across the worlds of banking, sport, tourism and entertainment…"

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/211 "2022-01-02T14:14:15Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> We like to put the “fun” back into “funeral”.

Now I’m picturing dirges played on a calliope and spring loaded caskets.

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/212 "2022-01-02T16:17:55Z")

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> [@Lsura](#):
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> Pope Benedict XIV  
> Queen Elizabeth II  
> Prince Charles  
> Donald Trump  
> Shannen Doherty  
> Matt Lauer  
> Jean Auel  
> Britney Spears  
> Bono  
> Josh Duggar  
> Loretta Lynn  
> James Earl Jones  
> Morgan Freeman

I assume you mean Pope Benedict XVI, as Pope Benedict XIV died in 1758

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/213 "2022-01-02T16:50:57Z")

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We have 90 players this year, with a total of 551 different celebrities picked. Top picks (5 or more) are pasted below:

| Celeb | Picks |
| --- | --- |
| Shannen Doherty | 36 |
| Olivia Newton-John | 22 |
| Tom Parker | 22 |
| Donald Trump | 20 |
| Jimmy Carter | 19 |
| Queen Elizabeth II | 15 |
| Linda Nolan | 14 |
| George Perez | 12 |
| Ghislaine Maxwell | 12 |
| Mitch McConnell | 12 |
| Henry Kissinger | 11 |
| Mel Brooks | 10 |
| Alan Alda | 8 |
| David Crosby | 8 |
| Dick Cheney | 8 |
| Michael J Fox | 8 |
| Nichelle Nichols | 8 |
| Pope Benedict XVI | 8 |
| Bob Newhart | 7 |
| Jeanette Lee | 7 |
| Loretta Lynn | 7 |
| Mikhail Gorbachev | 7 |
| Tony Bennett | 7 |
| William Shatner | 7 |
| Willie Nelson | 7 |
| Angela Lansbury | 6 |
| Harvey Weinstein | 6 |
| Keith Richards | 6 |
| Linda Ronstadt | 6 |
| Rudy Giuliani | 6 |
| Val Kilmer | 6 |
| 6ix9ine | 5 |
| Bob Barker | 5 |
| Britney Spears | 5 |
| Clint Eastwood | 5 |
| Dick Van Dyke | 5 |
| Dick Vitale | 5 |
| Jeff Bridges | 5 |
| Michael Douglas | 5 |
| Ron Jeremy | 5 |
| Shane MacGowan | 5 |
| Sidney Poitier | 5 |

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/214 "2022-01-02T17:40:19Z")

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Oops. Yeah, that’s what I get for assuming I knew which number he was, and not verifying what was in my head. Thanks for noticing!

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/215 "2022-01-02T17:49:30Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> [https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/callisto-tanzi-parmalat-founder-convicted-over-huge-2003-bankruptcy-dies-83-2022-01-01/](https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/callisto-tanzi-parmalat-founder-convicted-over-huge-2003-bankruptcy-dies-83-2022-01-01/)  
> "…Businessman Calisto Tanzi, who transformed a small family milk company into the multi-national food powerhouse Parmalat only to see it collapse in one of Italy’s biggest fraudulent bankruptcies, died on Saturday, aged 83.
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> Tanzi died of pneumonia in a hospital in Parma, the city in central Italy where he had made his fortune, his family said.
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> Parmalat collapsed in 2003 when a 14 billion euro hole was uncovered in its balance sheet, wiping out the savings of thousands of small investors in a bankruptcy that also reverberated across the worlds of banking, sport, tourism and entertainment…"

Luckily his corpse is shelf stable.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/216 "2022-01-02T18:23:02Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Luckily his corpse is shelf stable.

They’re not booing, they’re mooing.

Nope, wait… They’re booing.

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/217 "2022-01-02T21:05:03Z")

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> **[World-renowned Kenyan conservationist Richard Leakey dies at 77 | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/02/world/richard-leakey-death/index.html?utm_source=twCNNi&utm_term=link&utm_content=2022-01-02T21%3A02%3A01&utm_medium=social)**
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> Kenyan paleoanthropologist and conservationist Richard Leakey, who unearthed evidence that helped prove humankind evolved in Africa, died on Sunday at the age of 77, Kenya's President Uhuru Kenyatta confirmed in a statement.

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/218 "2022-01-02T23:37:49Z")

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> **[Stephen J. Lawrence, ‘Sesame Street’ Composer, Dies at 82](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-news/stephen-j-lawrence-dead-sesame-street-composer-1235069027/)**
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> Lawrence composed over 300 songs and scores for the program, including "Fuzzy and Blue (and Orange)," co-written with David Axelrod.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/219 "2022-01-03T02:52:59Z")

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Could someone get points for picking the death of Antonio Brown’s career?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2022, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/220 "2022-01-03T04:24:25Z")

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You would have to figure a proper bound. A long career for an NFL WR is probably 15 years – a few have played longer, but a few people have lived 110 years. By that metric, Antonio Brown’s career would be worth about 3 points, 4 at most. If anyone had picked it.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2022, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/221 "2022-01-03T10:35:47Z")

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But you can’t pick his career until it’s at least 18 years old. So by the time an NFLer’s career is eligible to be picked, it’s not worth any points!

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2022, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2022-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/955443/222 "2022-01-03T17:49:12Z")

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> [@phungi](#):
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> I assume you mean Pope Benedict XVI, as Pope Benedict XIV died in 1758

I didn’t even know he was sick!

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