# 2023 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2022, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831 "2022-12-01T04:02:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/181 "2022-12-31T00:36:52Z")

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Pope Benedict XVI  
Lindsay Lohan  
Bob Barker  
Jimmy Carter  
Courtney Love  
Keith Richards  
Shannen Doherty  
Bob Newhart  
Henry Kissinger  
Gene Hackman  
Val Kilmer  
Bruce Willis  
Andy Taylor

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**Author:** ![Kitten\_Mitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@Kitten\_Mitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitten_Mitten)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/182 "2022-12-31T01:34:57Z")

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Pope Benedict XVI  
Eric Idle  
Nigel Starmer-Smith  
Ronnie Wood  
Harvey Weinstein  
George Alagiah  
Linda Nolan  
Andy Taylor  
Vivian Campbell  
Tatum O’Neil  
Paul John Gascoigne  
Shannen Doherty  
Kevin Gates

Alternate  
Donald J Trump

Don’t think I’ll need an alternate but just in case one of my 13 picks chooses to leave us in the next 28+ hours, please replace with my alternate.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/183 "2022-12-31T01:42:32Z")

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Will do, but you know I kind of wish your alternater would be the one to disappear.

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**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/184 "2022-12-31T02:16:35Z")

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Ruth Buzzi  
Dennis Boutsikaris  
Bill Moyers  
James Taylor  
Lorenzo Lamas  
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar  
Dan Rather  
Herbie Hancock  
Mikhail Baryshnikov  
Judy Blume  
Chuck Woolery  
Lee Majors  
Sandra Day O’Connor

Alternates:  
Barry Gibb  
Vicki Lawrence

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/185 "2022-12-31T02:42:52Z")

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I’ve mostly recycled 2022’s list, but kicked off a couple of seemingly well adjusted or immortal folks and added a couple of band wagon picks with the hopes that the wisdom of crowds might actually get me a place on the score board this year.

Plain List:  
James Earl Jones  
Willie Nelson  
Donald Sutherland  
Kris Kristofferson  
Brian Mulroney  
Eric Clapton  
OJ Simpson  
Val Kilmer  
Ghislaine Maxwell  
Shannen Doherty  
6ix9ine  
Andy Taylor  
Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI

Alternates:  
Jack Nicholson  
Morgan Freeman  
Keith Richards

Annotated List:

1. James Earl Jones - Voice of Vader (1/17/1931)
2. Willie Nelson - Singer/Songwriter/Pothead (4/29/1933)
3. Donald Sutherland - Actor (7/17/1935)
4. Kris Kristofferson - Singer/Actor (6/22/1936)
5. Brian Mulroney - Former Canadian Prime Minister (3/20/1939)
6. Eric Clapton - Singer/Guitarist (3/30/1945)
7. OJ Simpson - Athlete/Actor/Felon (7/9/1947)
8. Val Kilmer - Actor (12/31/1951)
9. Ghislaine Maxwell - Socialite/Epstein Associate (12/25/1961)
10. Shannen Doherty - Actor (4/12/1971)
11. 6ix9ine - A.K.A Tekashi 6ix9ine Rapper/Felon/Rat (5/8/1996)
12. Andy Taylor - Duran Duran Guitarist (2/16/1961)
13. Benedict XVI - Ex-Pope (4/16/1927)

Alternates:

1. Jack Nicholson - Actor (4/22/1937)
2. Morgan Freeman - Actor (6/1/1937)
3. Keith Richards - Rolling Stone (12/18/1943)

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**Author:** ![J-P\_L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/j-p_l/32/3156_2.png) [@J-P\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J-P_L)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/186 "2022-12-31T02:48:47Z")

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There is a post in the 2022 thread saying that Barbara Walters has passed. I guest Baker will be busy.

My new submission:  
1 Andy Taylor 1961 Guitarist for Duran Duran  
2 Clint Eastwood 1030 American Actor  
3 Bob Barker 1923 American TV Show Host  
4 Bruce Willis 1955 American Actor  
5 Buzz Aldrin 1930 American Former Astronaut  
6 Dick Cheney 1941 American politician, former V.P.  
7 Gordon Lightfoot 1938 Canadian Singer  
8 Jean Chretien 1934 Former Prime Minister of Canada  
9 Jimmy Swaggart 1935 American Televangelist  
10 Liza Minneli 1946 American actress, singer & dancer  
11 Toby Keith 1961 American Country Singer  
12 Randy Travis 1959 American Country Singer  
13 Willie Nelson 1933 American Country Singer

Alternates:  
1 George W. Bush Former US President  
2 Kris Kristofferson American Actor, Singer, Songwriter

## Clean List:

Andy Taylor  
Clint Eastwood  
Bob Barker  
Bruce Willis  
Buzz Aldrin  
Dick Cheney  
Gordon Lightfoot  
Jean Chretien  
Jimmy Swaggart  
Liza Minneli  
Toby Keith  
Randy Travis  
Willie Nelson

## Alternates:

George W. Bush  
Kris Kristofferson

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/187 "2022-12-31T02:53:09Z")

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I should be better and put alternates, but I didn’t and here is my new list. No Barbara.

Tom Baker  
Alan Alda  
Melissa Jaffer  
Jeanette Lee  
Linda Nolan  
Don Wildmon  
Jimmy Carter  
Doyle Brunson  
Bob Newhart  
Henry Kissinger  
Pope Benedict XVI  
Andy Taylor  
Jeremiah Green

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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/188 "2022-12-31T03:31:08Z")

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> [@Lancia](#):
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> Clean list:  
> John Cullum  
> Paul McCartney  
> Mick Fleetwood  
> Barbara Walters  
> Al Roker  
> Anthony Hopkins  
> Judi Dench  
> Kareem Abdul-Jabbar  
> Tionne “T-boz” Watkins  
> Nancy Pelosi  
> Roman Polanski  
> Bill Cosby  
> Buzz Aldrin
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> Johnny Depp  
> Julie Andrews  
> Julie Kavner

Due to the death of Barbara Walters I’d like to replace her with Julie Andrews. Julie Kavner and Johnny Depp will remainnalternates for the next ~30 hours.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/189 "2022-12-31T03:49:21Z")

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Thanks to those who have already changed out Barbara Walters, those who have not I have moved up their first alternates. If you want to make further changes let me know.

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/190 "2022-12-31T03:52:59Z")

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I’ve been looking for an active dead pool for years. Glad I found this!  
Here’s my list:  
Dead pool

Tony Bennett  
Tina Turner  
Bill Cosby  
Val Kilmer  
Celine Dion  
Mel Brooks  
Dick Van Dyke  
Grace Slick  
King Charles  
Michael J Fox  
Pete Rose  
Richard Simmons  
Linda Ronstadt

Alternates:  
Charlie Sheen  
Prince Andrew  
Britney Spears

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/191 "2022-12-31T04:01:05Z")

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Welcome! We always have more space in the handbasket.

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/192 "2022-12-31T04:23:42Z")

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Here’s my list. Note Koko B. Ware’s real name is James W. Ware, Jr. in case it’s needed. Jeanette Lee is the “Black Widow” of pool (as well as a fellow alum of my high school.)

Ray Davies  
Shannen Doherty  
Jane Fonda  
Steve Gleason  
Eric Idle  
Jonnie Irwin  
Jeanette Lee  
Linda Nolan  
Al Roker  
Andy Taylor  
Gianluca Vialli  
Dick Vitale  
Koko B. Ware

Phil Collins  
Jeremiah Green  
Sharon Osbourne

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/193 "2022-12-31T05:54:57Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Thanks to those who have already changed out Barbara Walters, those who have not I have moved up their first alternates. If you want to make further changes let me know.

Sorry to make more work for you @Baker, you move fast! My original list was up at post 141, and since putting it up on Dec 28, both Pele and Barbara Walters are gone.  
I’d like to put in a revised list:

**Old list**  
Donald Trump  
Kanye West  
Vladimir Putin  
Bill Cosby  
Linda Ronstadt  
Mitch McConnell  
Shannen Doherty  
Barbara Walters  
Imelda Marcos  
Bruce Willis  
Pelé  
Andy Taylor  
Jeremiah Green

Alternates  
Liza Minnelli  
Toby Keith  
Bam Margera

**revised list:**  
Donald Trump  
Kanye West  
Vladimir Putin  
Bill Cosby  
Linda Ronstadt  
Mitch McConnell  
Shannen Doherty  
Imelda Marcos  
Bruce Willis  
Andy Taylor  
Jeremiah Green  
Liza Minnelli  
Pope Benedict XVI

Alternates  
Toby Keith  
Bam Margera  
Henry Kissinger

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/194 "2022-12-31T07:08:33Z")

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Dangit, Baba Wawa. Revised list:

Liza Minnelli  
Ozzy Osbourne  
Hailey Bieber  
Celine Dion  
Simon Cowell  
Lukas Haas  
Bam Margera  
Jeanette Lee  
Andy Taylor  
Steven Tyler  
Shannen Doherty  
Mitch McConnell  
David Geffen

Alternate:  
Madonna

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/195 "2022-12-31T07:15:15Z")

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Hello again, you gorgeous ghouls and fabulous freaksters. Let’s do this again!

I normally refrain from posting until the last minute because I furiously guard the death talent and death insight that saw me earn a cool 27 points last year from 1 nominee. However, in light of Baker’s polite request and the ill-timed passings of Pelé and Barbara Walters that have undoubtedly complicated matters no end for our esteemed Death Mistress, I’m dropping my list early.

**Molly Meldrum** (b. 29-Jan-1943), _Australian music critic, journalist, record producer and musical entrepreneur._ Frail and elderly, and Australian to boot, for that added patriotic zing.  
**Richard O’Sullivan** (b. 05-Jul-1944), _English comedy actor._ 15th time’s the charm, eh?  
**Tim Curry** (b. 19-Apr-1946), _English actor and singer._  
**Liza Minelli** (b. 03-Dec-1946), _American actress, singer, dancer, and choreographer._  
**Phil Collins** (b. 30-Jan-1951), _English singer, musician, songwriter, record producer and actor._  
**Rhod Gilbert** (b. 18-Oct-1968), _Welsh comedian and television & radio presenter._ Points I genuinely hope I don’t get.  
**Julian Assange** (b. 07-Mar-1971), _Australian editor, publisher, and activist._  
**Shannen Doherty** (b. 12-Apr-1971), _American actress._  
**Ye (né Kanye West)** (b. 08-Jun-1977), _American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, and fashion designer._ And racist, raving loon.  
**Ben Cousins** (b. 30-Jun-1978), _former professional Australian rules footballer._  
**Nick Cannon** (b. 08-Oct-1980), _American television host, actor, rapper, and comedian._ Has a new baby every two months. Someone needs to stop him.  
**Johnny Ruffo** (b. 08-Mar-1988), _Australian singer, songwriter, dancer, actor and television presenter._  
**Ezra Miller** (b. 30-Sep-1992), _American actor._ Was the living embodiment of the word “erratic” in the earlier part of 2022.

Alts:  
**Rolf Harris** (b. 30-Mar-1930), _Australian entertainer._ And convicted sexual deviant 🫤  
**Donald Trump** (b. 14-Jun-1946), _American politician, media personality, and businessman._ Hopefully I can add a list of his convictions if he’s around to make my list next year.  
**George Hamilton** (b. 12-Aug-1939), _American actor._ Made of shoe leather.

**Clean List:**  
Molly Meldrum  
Richard O’Sullivan  
Tim Curry  
Liza Minelli  
Phil Collins  
Rhod Gilbert  
Julian Assange  
Shannen Doherty  
Kanye West  
Ben Cousins  
Nick Cannon  
Johnny Ruffo  
Ezra Miller  
Alts:  
Rolf Harris  
Donald Trump  
George Hamilton

Good luck, all! Especially the celebs.

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/196 "2022-12-31T07:28:11Z")

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Yes, please

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/197 "2022-12-31T07:35:02Z")

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Barbara Walters passed. Please delete her and opt in Andy Taylor. Thank you!

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/198 "2022-12-31T10:01:08Z")

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Please remove Pope Benedict and sub in Jimmy Carter.

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/199 "2022-12-31T10:10:43Z")

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My all Russian Oligarch list:

Leonid Mikhelson  
Mikhail Fridman  
Alisher Usmanov  
Gennady Timchenko  
Andrey Melnichenko  
Vagit Alekperov  
German Khan  
Alexey Kuzmichev  
Leonid Fedun  
Petr Aven  
Arkady Rotenberg  
Nikolai Buinov  
Mikhail Gutseriev

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/200 "2022-12-31T10:27:20Z")

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And again a new revision! The Pope died too soon (never thought I would write that!):

Donald Trump  
Rupert Murdoch  
Elon Musk  
Ivanka Trump (or Kushner, if you prefer)  
Keith Richards  
Vladimir Putin  
Franz Beckenbauer  
Emerson Fittipaldi  
Shane MacGowan  
John Cleese  
Silvio Berlusconi  
Andy Taylor  
Charles de Ganahl Koch

Alternatives:

Mario Vargas Llosa  
Michael Schumacher  
Boris Becker

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