# 2023 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2022, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831 "2022-12-01T04:02:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![zadscmc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@zadscmc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zadscmc)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/221 "2022-12-31T15:33:43Z")

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Here is my list for 2023.

Henry Kissinger  
Ralph Nader  
Willie Mays  
Ed Kranepool  
Dick Van Dyke  
Mel Brooks  
David Crosby  
_Imelda Marcos_  
Bob Barker  
Willie Nelson  
Betty Boothroyd  
Shannen Doherty  
Michael Gambon

ALTS:

Dick Channey  
Jack Nicholson  
Tim Curry

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**Author:** ![Jegpeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jegpeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jegpeg)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/222 "2022-12-31T16:00:03Z")

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Decided to replace Pope Benedict with someone other tham my replacements. In case there is a doubt I have added a “dirty” list

Nigel Starmer Smith: Rugby Commentator  
Sir Bobby Charlton: Footballer (soccer)  
Dennis Law: Footballer (soccer)  
Michael Gambon: Actor  
Marianne Fathfull: Singer  
Michael J Fox: Actor  
Vladimir Putin: Dictator  
Slavoj Žižek: Philosopher  
Rob Burrow: Rugby player  
George Soros: Businessman / philanthropist  
Bill Cosby: comedian  
Jerry Sandusky: (American) football coach / paedophile  
Dick Cheney: Politician

Alternates  
Mark David Chapman: Murderer  
Harvey Weinstein: Film producer / sex offender  
Jerry Lee Lewis: Singer

**Clean List**

Nigel Starmer Smith  
Sir Bobby Charlton  
Dennis Law  
Michael Gambon  
Marianne Fathfull  
Michael J Fox  
Vladimir Putin  
Slavoj Žižek  
Rob Burrow  
George Saros  
Bill Cosby  
Jerry Sandusky  
Dick Cheney

Alternates  
Mark David Chapman  
Harvey Weinstein  
Jerry Lee Lewis

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/223 "2022-12-31T16:03:50Z")

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Jerry Lee Lewis passed away in 2022. (my only death all year)

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/224 "2022-12-31T16:55:17Z")

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Oops missed that, well hopefully won’t need more than two alternates

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/225 "2022-12-31T17:13:25Z")

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With the death of Pope Benedict XVI, I realized that I didn’t list any alternates. You think I’d know better since I have been doing this list since its inception.  
So the updated list, with some alternates.

Lindsay Lohan  
Bob Barker  
Jimmy Carter  
Courtney Love  
Keith Richards  
Shannen Doherty  
Bob Newhart  
Henry Kissinger  
Gene Hackman  
Val Kilmer  
Bruce Willis  
Andy Taylor  
Bam Magera

Alt:  
Harvey Weinstein  
Tom Baker

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Anne\_s\_Lace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Queen\_Anne\_s\_Lace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Anne_s_Lace)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/226 "2022-12-31T17:44:54Z")

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Interestingly none of the Top 3 on the 2022 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool have posted picks yet on the 2023 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool. They must be very concerned that others might appropriate some of their unique picks.

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/227 "2022-12-31T17:45:52Z")

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Luckily I am replacing two people who gave me points in 2022. I am also removing Jimmy Carter, cuz two points ain’t worth it 🙂

Two despicable tyrants and a 32 year-old former Biden advisor (with stage four cancer) get the nod.

Vladimir Putin  
Xi Jinping  
TJ Duklo  
Shane MacGowan  
Tom Brokaw  
Tommy Chong  
Shannen Doherty  
Michael Douglas  
Jim Kelly  
Val Kilmer  
Jeff Bridges  
Harvey Weinstein  
Michael J. Fox

Alternates:

Liza Minnelli  
Joan Lunden  
Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Common name clarification: Michael Douglas is the actor (son of Kirk) and Jim Kelly is the former NFL QB.

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/228 "2022-12-31T17:57:14Z")

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But what if I manage to get the Final Hours award in both lists? I had Pele in my themed list.

Seven corpses between my two 2022 lists, I think this is my most ever.

**Baker** I’m good with bumping up my first alternate. Delete Benedict XVI, add Tom Brokaw.

King Charles III  
Donald Trump  
Tom Brokaw  
Jimmy Carter  
Shannen Doherty  
Andy Taylor  
Bob Barker  
Julia Louis-Dreyfus  
Lou Gramm  
Salman Rushdie  
Bill O’Reilly  
Liza Minelli  
Ringo Starr

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/229 "2022-12-31T20:12:15Z")

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Bobby Caldwell Singer and songwriter  
Dawn Lyn actor  
Andy Taylor musician  
James Whale English radio presenter  
George Alagiah British journalist  
Johnny Ruffo actor  
Kate Keltie Australian actor  
Jonnie Irwin English television presenter  
Rob Burrow English former professional rugby league footballer  
Rhod Gilbert Welsh comedian and television & radio presenter  
Bam Margera skateboarder  
Jeremiah Green Drummer  
Jeanette Lee American pool player

Bobby Caldwell  
Dawn Lyn  
Andy Taylor  
James Whale  
George Alagiah  
Johnny Ruffo  
Kate Keltie  
Jonnie Irwin  
Rob Burrow  
Rhod Gilbert  
Bam Margera  
Jeremiah Green  
Jeanette Lee

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/230 "2022-12-31T20:35:08Z")

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Here you go - a slightly Canadian flavoured list:

Gordon Lightfoot - musician, song writer, Canuck  
Joni Mitchell – musician, song writer, Canuck  
Richie Blackmore - lead guitar for Deep Purple, his solo on Child in Time is pretty much the best ever  
Ringo Starr - drummer for an obscure Liverpool band from the 60’s  
Dave Keon - gentleman hockey player for the Leafs (#14)  
Frank Mahovlich – The Big ‘M’ (Leafs were offered the outrageous sum of 1 million bucks for him!)  
Brian Wilson - genius composer  
Philip Glass - genius composer  
Patrick Stewart - don’t make it so, number one!  
Anthony Hopkins – and he was looking forward to having me for dinner  
Joe Biden - I wish it weren’t so, Joe  
Rudolph William Louis Giuliani – from hair dye toxicity  
Celine Dion – let’s close with a Canuck, her heart will go on

Clean List:

Gordon Lightfoot  
Joni Mitchell  
Richie Blackmore  
Ringo Starr  
Dave Keon  
Frank Mahovlich  
Brian Wilson  
Philip Glass  
Patrick Stewart  
Anthony Hopkins  
Joe Biden  
Rudolph William Louis Giuliani  
Celine Dion

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/231 "2022-12-31T22:00:10Z")

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> [@FlikTheBlue](#):
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> Christina Applegate  
> Bob Barker  
> Johnny Canales  
> Lee Corso  
> Bill Cosby  
> Toby Keith  
> Pelé  
> Maclovio Perez  
> Matthew Perry  
> Vladimir Putin  
> Abraham Quintanilla  
> Al Roker  
> Barbara Walters

Since two of my picks died in the last four days, I’m adjusting my choices rather than going with my alternates. Here is my new clean list.

Christina Applegate  
Sam Bankman-Fried  
Bob Barker  
Johnny Canales  
Lee Corso  
Bill Cosby  
Toby Keith  
Alexander Lukashenko  
Maclovio Perez  
Matthew Perry  
Vladimir Putin  
Abraham Quintanilla  
Al Roker

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/232 "2022-12-31T22:27:00Z")

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Deadline is what, eight and a half hours yet?

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/233 "2022-12-31T22:33:36Z")

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A little under seven and a half. Deadline is CST midnight.

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/234 "2022-12-31T23:18:44Z")

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Reduce, reuse, recycle! I’m on vacation and didn’t do my research, so I’m doing a quick and dirty cut and past. I guess it’s lucky the nobody on my list died!

Grace Mugabe (Dictator’s Wife)  
Jake Harris (Deadliest Catch)  
Roger Cook (This Old House)  
Norm Coleman (Former senator)  
Jim Kelly (former QB)  
Alexandre Pereira Da Silva (boxer)  
Wes Scantlin (Puddle of Mudd singer)  
Peter Hinwood (Rocky of Rocky Horror)  
Joe Kapp (former footballer)  
Deney Terrio (Dancer)  
Jim Baker (Reagan CoS)  
Jo Anne Worley (Laugh-In)  
Terry Bradshaw

Terry Bradshaw  
Grace Mugabe  
Jake Harris  
Roger Cook  
Norm Coleman  
Jim Kelly  
Alexandre Pereira Da Silva  
Olivia Newton John  
Wes Scantlin  
Peter Hinwood  
Joe Kapp  
Deney Terrio  
Jim Baker  
Jo Anne Worley

In case some on my list actually did die:  
Chief Keef

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/235 "2022-12-31T23:21:29Z")

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1. Pete Davidson
2. Geena Davis
3. Al Roker
4. Donald Trump
5. Ozzy Osbourne
6. Kris Jenner
7. Suzanne Somers
8. Rosie O’Donnell
9. Goldie Hawn
10. Ice Cube

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/236 "2022-12-31T23:57:20Z")

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Annotated List

Andy Taylor (Duran Duran)  
David Milch (Screenwriter)  
Joni Mitchell (Singer/Songwriter)  
Al Roker  
Sinead O’Connor  
Randy Travis  
Tim Commerford (Musician RATM)  
Shannon Doherty  
Bam Margera  
Tatum O’Neil  
Linda Ronstadt  
Terri Garr  
A.J. Foyt. (Racecar Driver/Owner)

Clean List

Andy Taylor  
David Milch  
Joni Mitchell  
Al Roker  
Sinead O’Connor  
Randy Travis  
Tim Commerford  
Shannon Doherty  
Bam Margera  
Tatum O’Neil  
Linda Ronstadt  
Terri Garr  
A.J. Foyt

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/237 "2023-01-01T00:15:13Z")

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There’s no rule against poaching celebs, and there’s no rule against posting right before the deadline… I find these to be complementary.

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/238 "2023-01-01T00:15:48Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> 1. Pete Davidson
> 2. Geena Davis
> 3. Al Roker
> 4. Donald Trump
> 5. Ozzy Osbourne
> 6. Kris Jenner
> 7. Suzanne Somers
> 8. Rosie O’Donnell
> 9. Goldie Hawn
> 10. Ice Cube

You need a lucky 13 contestants. You can also list a couple alternates just in case one of your picks kicks it before midnight.

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/239 "2023-01-01T00:17:29Z")

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Psst: you’ve got Olivia Newton John on your clean list, may she RIP

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/240 "2023-01-01T00:17:44Z")

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I have messaged **Suntan Lotion** and they are aware of the situation.

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