# 2023 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2022, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831 "2022-12-01T04:02:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/841 "2023-04-12T15:06:37Z")

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Sounds like it could be bad all the way to the bone.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/842 "2023-04-12T16:41:46Z")

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Too soon.

You gotta wait till he snuffs it.

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/843 "2023-04-12T18:04:23Z")

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You’ll be drinking alone if you keep making tasteless jokes like that.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/844 "2023-04-12T18:47:40Z")

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Aw, move it on over. I’ll drink with ya.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/845 "2023-04-12T19:23:56Z")

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Hey, did I stutter?

Cuz I absolutely should have. What I _meant_ to say was, “Sounds like it could be b-b-b-b-bad…b-b-b-b-bad…b-b-b-b-bad…”

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/846 "2023-04-13T02:51:19Z")

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I’m almost out of booze. I only have one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/847 "2023-04-13T03:07:14Z")

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> **[Kwame Brathwaite, photographer of 'Black is Beautiful' movement, dies at 85](https://www.cnn.com/style/article/kwame-brathwaite-obituary-tan/index.html)**
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> The New York photographer pioneered lighting and developing techniques that helped transformed how Black figures were photographed and seen.

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/848 "2023-04-13T16:44:54Z")

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everybody funny… now, you funny too!

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/849 "2023-04-13T17:04:21Z")

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Who wears short shorts? Not [Mary Quant](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/13/fashion/mary-quant-dead.html) anymore. The mini skirt designer and inventor of hot pants has left us with 7 points to remember her by.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/850 "2023-04-13T18:40:26Z")

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No mystery as to how Anne Perry died. (Not murder.)

> **[Anne Perry, teen murderer turned crime writer, dies at 84](https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/books/story/2023-04-12/anne-perry-dead-writer-murderer-heavenly-creatures)**
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> Anne Perry, the prolific crime writer who murdered her best friend's mother when she was a teenager, died in Los Angeles on Monday. She was 84.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/851 "2023-04-13T22:14:55Z")

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Gay pornographer David Hurles is Old Reliable no longer.

> **[David Hurles](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hurles)**
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> David Randolph Hurles (c. 1945 – April 12, 2023) was a gay pornographer, whose one-man company, run from a private mailbox, was called Old Reliable Tape and Picture Company. His work, produced primarily in the 1970s and 1980s, falls into three categories: photographs, audio tapes, and videotapes. Hurles' models were typically ex-convicts, hustlers, drifters, and low-lifes.
> In the 1960s, Hurles appeared in movies and magazines, with Guild Press, Washington D.C., for whom he was also a photographe...

John Waters, a fan of Hurles, once said of him, “David likes psychos. Nude ones. Money-hungry drug addicts with big dicks. Rage-filled robbers without rubbers. And of course, convicts.”

I’d never heard of him before perusing the list of celebrity deaths today, but i would love to see a mainstream bio flick of this guy’s life.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/852 "2023-04-16T04:41:17Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> …but i would love to see a mainstream bio flick of this guy’s life.

I wouldn’t.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/853 "2023-04-17T18:03:08Z")

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[British songwriter Bob Heatlie](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-65301010) warrants a mention on the Beeb.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/854 "2023-04-18T02:45:39Z")

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> **[Ahmad Jamal, Jazz Piano Legend, Dies at 92](https://pitchfork.com/news/ahmad-jamal-jazz-piano-legend-dies-at-92/)**
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> Best known for his arrangement of “Poinciana,” the composer helped usher in “cool jazz”

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/855 "2023-04-19T04:28:43Z")

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Not counting my chickens just yet, but points may be on my horizon.

> **[Barry Humphries hospitalised | TV Tonight](https://tvtonight.com.au/2023/04/barry-humphries-hospitalised.html)**
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> Legendary comedian with doctors following complications from recent hip replacement surgery.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/856 "2023-04-19T09:46:48Z")

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Former NFL player [Chris Smith](https://www.today.com/news/sports/chris-smith-former-nfl-player-dies-31-rcna80221?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&mibextid=Zxz2cZ) has died at 31. In an 8-year career, he played for the Jacksonville Jaguars, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Las Vegas Raiders and Houston Texans.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/857 "2023-04-19T11:53:36Z")

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Charles Stanley, Evangelical preacher, dies @ the age of 90:

> **[Iconic Atlanta pastor Charles Stanley dies](https://www.11alive.com/article/news/community/charles-stanley-dies-at-90/85-1b5198b1-451e-4437-b55e-b5dbe284daf3)**
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> Dr. Charles Stanley was a powerful pastor at the First Baptist Church of Atlanta. His organization In Touch Ministries reached millions across the world.

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/858 "2023-04-19T13:45:43Z")

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The ultimate survivor fail:

> **[Two-time ‘Survivor’ contestant Keith Nale dead at 62](https://pagesix.com/2023/04/19/survivor-contestant-keith-nale-dead-at-62/?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=pagesix&utm_source=twitter)**
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> Nale and his son Wes were contestants on “Survivor: San Juan del Sur” in 2014. The patriarch returned to the franchise solo for “Survivor: Cambodia” in 2015.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/859 "2023-04-19T14:58:10Z")

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I don’t want Dame Edna to disappear.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2023-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/975831/860 "2023-04-20T01:23:59Z")

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> **[Mark Sheehan, Guitarist for The Script, Dies at 46](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-news/mark-sheehan-dead-guitarist-the-script-1235375980/)**
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> Irish President Michael D. Higgins praised the band’s “originality and excellence” and sent condolences to Sheehan’s family.

> **[Stakeknife: Who was Army's IRA spy Freddie Scappaticci?](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-65264407)**
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> He has been linked to 18 murders, all while on the state payroll; some victims were fellow agents.

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