# 2024 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2023, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940 "2023-12-01T06:01:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![McDeath\_the\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@McDeath\_the\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McDeath_the_Mad)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/182 "2023-12-28T17:14:27Z")

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I sir, am an idiot! 🤦

Here is my official list of **13** people (added 3 politcal picks):

Bruce Willis  
Bam Magera  
Celine Dion  
Michael J Fox  
Shannon Doherty  
Val Kilmer  
Athony Kiedis  
Catherine Wreford  
Pete Davidson  
Ron Jeremy  
Rudy Guliani  
Vladimir Putin  
Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Here are my alternatives:

Don Cherry  
Warren Buffet  
William Shatner

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/183 "2023-12-28T17:17:32Z")

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I haven;t done that but I still have the spreadsheets for a number of years back, I could take a look at them.

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**Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/184 "2023-12-28T17:24:30Z")

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Don’t know whether it matters, but I just realized that the first choice in my last list, #173, is usually spelled with and “y” in English: Ramzan Kadyrov instead of Kadirov. It seems I keep on doing this, sorry for the additional work!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/185 "2023-12-28T17:36:37Z")

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No problem. At this point it’s a unique pick so it would be easy to keep different spellings together.

There were three ways Rosalynn Carter’s first name was spelled. Shannen Doherty has two. And Liza Minnelli has varying numbers of n’s and l’s in her surname.

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**Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/186 "2023-12-28T19:11:09Z")

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Reposting my list with one change - subbing in Michael Flatley (who I thought died years ago) for Jimmy Carter (whose point I don’t want).

Clint Eastwood  
Andy Taylor  
Jerry Sandusky  
Bruce Willis  
Tim Curry  
Shannen Doherty  
Sarah Hyland  
Linda Ronstadt  
Derek Chauvin  
Bam Margera  
Val Kilmer  
Michael Flatley  
Jimmy Swaggert

Alts:  
Harvey Weinstein  
Roman Polanski

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**Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/187 "2023-12-28T19:41:57Z")

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Updated list. Switched R Kelly for Lindsay Lohan.

Shannen Doherty  
Justin Bieber  
Alex Honnold  
Vladimir Putin  
Kanye West  
Stephen King  
Woody Allen  
Ron Jeremy  
Michael J Fox  
Rudy Giuliani  
Dennis Rader  
Bill Cosby  
Lindsay Lohan

Alternates

Jackie Chan  
R Kelly

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**Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/188 "2023-12-28T20:49:34Z")

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Danny Bonaduce (actor)  
Billy Connolly (actor)  
Tim Curry (actor)  
Shannen Doherty (actor)  
Jonnie Irwin (TV presenter)  
Erik Jensen (actor)  
Ron Jeremy (actor)  
Bam Margera (jackass)  
Linda Nolan (singer/actor)  
Vladimir Putin (tyrant)  
Michael Schumacher (car racer)  
Andy Taylor (Duran Duran guitarist)  
Bruce Willis (actor)

Alternate

Mary Lou Retton

Clean List:

Danny Bonaduce  
Billy Connolly  
Tim Curry  
Shannen Doherty  
Jonnie Irwin  
Erik Jensen  
Ron Jeremy  
Bam Margera  
Linda Nolan  
Vladimir Putin  
Michael Schumacher  
Andy Taylor  
Bruce Willis

Alternate

Mary Lou Retton

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**Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/189 "2023-12-28T22:54:21Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Tom Baker  
> Alan Alda  
> Melissa Jaffer  
> Linda Nolan  
> Don Wildmon  
> Bob Newhart  
> Morgan Freeman  
> William Shatner  
> Prunella Scales  
> Dick Cheney  
> Denny Mclain  
> David Attenborough  
> Shannon Doherty
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> Alternates:
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> Chris Evert  
> Mary Lou Retton

Please update since Don Wildmon has died.

Tom Baker  
Alan Alda  
Melissa Jaffer  
Linda Nolan  
Chris Evert  
Bob Newhart  
Morgan Freeman  
William Shatner  
Prunella Scales  
Dick Cheney  
Denny Mclain  
David Attenborough  
Shannon Doherty

Alternates:

Mary Lou Retton  
Noah Antwiler

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**Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/190 "2023-12-28T23:08:15Z")

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## Death Pool 2024

Dusty Baker  
Bill Belichick  
Bruce Boche  
Rick Bowness  
Pete Carroll  
Bob Costas  
Marc-Andre Fleury  
Tony Francona  
Pete Laviolette  
Joe Namath  
Andy Reid  
John Tortorella  
Ron Washington

Alternates  
Zdeno Chara  
Larry Robinson

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/191 "2023-12-29T01:48:30Z")

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List with comments (sort of)  
Agent Orange  
Adolf Twitler  
Assaulter-in-Chief  
Benedict Donald  
Cadet Bone Spurs  
Cheeto Benito  
Cheeto Faced Shit Gibbon  
Comrade Cheetolino  
Don-the-Con  
DumpsterFire  
Groper-in-Chief  
John Barron (Baron) (Miller)  
Orange Anus

Alt  
Short-fingered Vulgarian  
The Germinator  
Mango Menace

Clean list:

Donald J. Trump  
Vladimir Putin  
Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy  
Lachlan Murdoch  
Sergey Surovikin  
Sergei Shoigu  
Sergey Viktorovich Lavrov  
Viktor Yanukovych  
Alexander Lapin  
Valery Vasilyevich Gerasimov  
Ramzan Kadyrov  
Boris Johnson  
Alexander Grigorievich Lukashenko

Alts:  
Elon Musk  
Joe Rogan  
Alex Jones

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/192 "2023-12-29T02:17:07Z")

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Hello again, ghouls and sickos! Gosh, it’s nice to be back among you.

**Detailed list.**  
**Richard O’Sullivan** - I’m kicking off my 2024 list with an immortal who is making his 16th appearance. Before he became a full-time waste of a death pool slot, he was an English actor.  
**Tim Curry** - English actor and singer.  
**Liza Minelli** - American actress, singer, dancer, and choreographer.  
**OJ Simpson** - American former football running back, actor, and broadcaster. Ahem.  
**Ozzy Osbourne** - English singer, songwriter, and media personality.  
**John Farnham** - British-born Australian singer and national treasure.  
**Phil Collins** - English singer, drummer, songwriter, record producer and actor.  
**Bruce Willis** - American retired actor.  
**Celine Dion** - Canadian singer.  
**Shannen Doherty** - American actress, bandwagon.  
**Matthew Newton** - Australian actor, writer, and director.  
**Nick Cannon** - American television host, actor, rapper, and comedian.  
**Ezra Miller** - American actor.

Alts:  
**Julian Assange** - Australian computer programmer, editor, publisher, and activist.  
**Molly Meldrum** - Australian music critic, journalist, record producer and musical entrepreneur.  
**Kanye West** - American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, and fashion designer.

**Clean list**  
Richard O’Sullivan  
Tim Curry  
Liza Minelli  
OJ Simpson  
Ozzy Osbourne  
John Farnham  
Phil Collins  
Bruce Willis  
Celine Dion  
Shannen Doherty  
Matthew Newton  
Nick Cannon  
Ezra Miller

Alts:  
Julian Assange  
Molly Meldrum  
Kanye West

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/193 "2023-12-29T03:43:39Z")

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May I add my three alternates?  
William Shatner  
George Takei  
Ian McKellen

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/194 "2023-12-29T13:57:05Z")

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Donald Trump  
Ray Goff  
Peter Dinklage  
John Havlicek  
Jane Asher  
William (refrigerator) Perry  
R Kelly  
Mel Brooks  
Pete Davidson  
Mitch McConnell  
Harvey Weinstein  
Bono  
Richard Lewis

Alternates:  
Adam Ant  
Bill Cosby  
Jerry Sandusky

Ray Goff was the University of Georgia football coach from 1989-1995.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/195 "2023-12-29T19:18:08Z")

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I’m getting really nervous that the next days are going to be so very busy. A lot of folks wait until the last minute to post. Well, like me.

34 hours, 42 minutes.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/196 "2023-12-29T19:21:13Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> I’m getting really nervous that the next days are going to be so very busy.

As long as the players get their posts in on time, you can take your good, sweet time compiling the spreadsheet!

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/197 "2023-12-29T19:21:35Z")

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Nobody wants to have their unique picks copied, I guess. A feeling I can relate to, from both sides simultaneously.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/198 "2023-12-29T19:45:19Z")

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_Sigh_, you are right I guess.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/199 "2023-12-29T21:44:15Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> A lot of folks wait until the last minute to post.

I don’t normally wait this long, but I was curious to see who everyone else was picking to either a) cherry pick some from their lists, or b) keep mine secret so nobody stole some goodies. But now I think about it, both those seem a bit petty.

So, having said that, here’s my list. I mixed it up a lot this time, took a lot of mainstays out\* and added in a bunch of new names.

\*_who I bet will all die in January just to spite me_

Quentin Blake  
Bryan Brown  
Ruth Buzzi  
Billy Connolly  
Phil Collins  
Shannen Doherty  
Richard Gere  
Rhod Gilbert  
Kamahl  
Miriam Margolyes  
Ian McShane  
Kate Micucci  
Cliff Richard

BACKUPS  
Rita Moreno  
George Wendt  
John Williams

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/200 "2023-12-29T22:11:25Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> I don’t normally wait this long, but I was curious to see who everyone else was picking to either a) cherry pick some from their lists, or b) keep mine secret so nobody stole some goodies. But now I think about it, both those seem a bit petty.

I prefer to think of it as a solid strategy for winning.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/201 "2023-12-29T22:13:54Z")

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Yes, I didn’t mean to sound whiny. It’s never petty. 😇

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