# 2024 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2023, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940 "2023-12-01T06:01:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/582 "2024-02-13T14:04:24Z")

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Bobby Hehir, former NCAA player and coach, [dead at 65](https://www.telegram.com/obituaries/pneo0719892)… points!

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/583 "2024-02-13T14:28:51Z")

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> [@phungi](#):
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> Bobby Hehir, former NCAA player and coach, [dead at 65](https://www.telegram.com/obituaries/pneo0719892)… points!.

35 points, not 65. 65 is quite young to die, but I thought he was 35 when you posted that.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/584 "2024-02-13T16:35:38Z")

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Two had Hehir.

| 1 | candide | 88 | 2 | 0 |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| 1 | Captain Klutz | 88 | 2 | 0 |
| 1 | critter 42 | 88 | 2 | 0 |
| 1 | Kitten Mitten | 88 | 2 | 0 |
| 5 | Happy Lendervedder | 85 | 2 | 0 |
| 5 | phungi | 85 | 2 | 0 |
| 7 | GIGObuster | 72 | 2 | 0 |
| 8 | Dung Beetle | 50 | 1 | 0 |
| 8 | Hoopy Frood | 50 | 1 | 0 |
| 8 | It’s Not Rocket Surgery | 50 | 1 | 0 |
| 8 | jeezums | 50 | 1 | 0 |
| 8 | Little Nemo | 50 | 1 | 0 |
| 8 | Lord Feldon | 50 | 1 | 0 |
| 8 | Mean Mr. Mustard | 50 | 1 | 0 |
| 8 | RobotDevilDog | 50 | 1 | 0 |
| 8 | RTFirefly | 50 | 1 | 0 |
| 8 | Superdude | 50 | 1 | 0 |
| 18 | J-P L | 38 | 1 | 0 |
| 18 | xizor | 38 | 1 | 0 |
| 20 | Pardel-Lux | 22 | 1 | 0 |
| 21 | MarkF2004 | 20 | 1 | 1 |
| 22 | Allecher | 12 | 1 | 1 |
| 23 | Monstera delciosa | 1 | 1 | 1 |

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/585 "2024-02-13T17:40:36Z")

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Aww. By all accounts he was quite a nice guy too.

> **[Steve Wright: Radio 2 presenter dies aged 69](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68287707)**
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> The DJ hosted programmes on the BBC for more than four decades, including his popular afternoon show.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/586 "2024-02-13T17:50:57Z")

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He was just four months older than me. And when I went to dig up his birthdate, I found several guys with the same name, including a serial killer.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/587 "2024-02-13T19:53:17Z")

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Bob Edwards, (former) NPR legend, has passed away at age 76.

> **['The voice we woke up to': Bob Edwards, longtime 'Morning Edition' host, dies...](https://www.npr.org/2024/02/12/165681524/bob-edwards-dead-npr-host)**
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> Edwards, a consummate newsman, hosted NPR's morning show for more than two decades. "He sort of set the tone and the bar for all of us," says one former NPR executive.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/588 "2024-02-13T21:12:14Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Marathon World Record holder dies. Kevin Kiptum 24 years old.
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> [https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/12/sport/marathon-world-record-holder-kelvin-kiptum-dies-intl-hnk/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/12/sport/marathon-world-record-holder-kelvin-kiptum-dies-intl-hnk/index.html)

Oh, my god! I hadn’t seen this. This is first and foremost of course a tragedy for the two men killed in the crash, and their families. But it’s also a huge blow to the sport; the whole running world was looking forward to seeing him battle with Kipchoge, and wondering if he would finally break the two hour barrier in an actual race. What a shock! Deep condolences to the families and to the Kenyan nation.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/589 "2024-02-13T21:24:32Z")

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I wasn’t sure if this should go here or in the Stupid MFers thread.

> **[Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation](https://torontosun.com/news/world/billionaire-dies-during-paris-penis-enlargement-op)**
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> Billionaire diamond trader Ehud Arye Laniad’s pursuit of a plentiful penis has ended in his death.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/590 "2024-02-13T21:53:39Z")

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What a dick.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/591 "2024-02-13T21:59:00Z")

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A big dick.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/592 "2024-02-13T22:00:27Z")

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Why not both?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/593 "2024-02-13T22:12:27Z")

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Well at least he died doing something important for humanity.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/594 "2024-02-13T22:27:22Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> Bob Edwards, (former) NPR legend, has passed away at age 76.
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> [Bob Edwards, NPR's longtime 'Morning Edition' host, dies at 76 : NPR](https://www.npr.org/2024/02/12/165681524/bob-edwards-dead-npr-host)

Damn, that one hurts.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/595 "2024-02-13T22:30:25Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
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> I wasn’t sure if this should go here or in the Stupid MFers thread.
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> [Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation | Toronto Sun](https://torontosun.com/news/world/billionaire-dies-during-paris-penis-enlargement-op)

Whether he survived the operation or not, either way it was gonna be hard on his wife.

mmm

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/596 "2024-02-14T00:40:52Z")

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Username checks out for your alibi.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/597 "2024-02-14T01:26:38Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
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> I wasn’t sure if this should go here or in the Stupid MFers thread.
> 
> [Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation | Toronto Sun](https://torontosun.com/news/world/billionaire-dies-during-paris-penis-enlargement-op)

Will it be an open casket funeral?

You’d think he’d want to get some use out of it.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/598 "2024-02-14T03:51:34Z")

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> **[Autodesk founder John Walker dies at 75](https://www.theregister.com/2024/02/13/john_walker_obit/)**
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> Creator of the Hacker Diet and sponsor of pre-Web hypermedia system Xanadu

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/599 "2024-02-14T15:50:53Z")

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Pop goes the Bill Post…

> **[William 'Bill' Post, inventor of Pop-Tarts, dies at 96](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/william-bill-post-inventor-pop-tarts-dies-96-rcna138784)**
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> Kellogg's executives approached Post in 1963 at Keebler Co. with an idea for a new breakfast pastry to put in a toaster.

RIP.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/600 "2024-02-14T16:26:38Z")

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There’s definitely a cremation joke in there somewhere. I haven’t had enough coffee yet to come up with it.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/993940/601 "2024-02-14T18:06:11Z")

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I bet the outside will be ice cold, but the inside will scald the roof of your mouth.

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