# 2025 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2024, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010 "2024-12-01T05:01:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/81 "2024-12-10T19:42:03Z")

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See, this is why I say spelling counts. I have both of these listed seperately, while assuming both of them were the more recent Ananda.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/82 "2024-12-10T20:11:11Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Slight change - Ryan Sandberg now in the list.

It’s “Ryne.” At least I assume you mean the former Cubs infielder, Ryne Sandberg.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/83 "2024-12-10T20:12:56Z")

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I was just getting ready to type another spelling issue. This is one that surprised me. I’d never seen his name printed and assumed it was the more conventional spelling.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/84 "2024-12-10T22:16:38Z")

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Carol Burnett  
Neil Diamond  
Shelley Fabares  
Mike Farrell  
Ron Jeremy  
Liza Minelli  
Jack Nicholson  
Linda Ronstadt  
William Shatner  
Nikki Sixx  
Loretta Swit  
Andy Taylor  
Bruce Willis

Alternates:  
Alan Alda  
Bob Dylan  
Donald Trump

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/85 "2024-12-11T01:56:05Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> It’s “Ryne.” At least I assume you mean the former Cubs infielder, Ryne Sandberg.

Correct. Heck I looked up Sandberg. Ryne Sandberg now on the tip 13 list.  
Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2024, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/86 "2024-12-11T15:03:35Z")

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```auto
NAME Birthdate Known for
Jim Rechtin About 1971 CEO of Humana
Bam Margera 28 September 1979	Jackass (the show, not him... maybe)
James Whale 13 May 1951 Radio Host
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei	19 April 1935 Supreme leader of Iran
Sam Neill 14 September 1947	Some Kiwi
Bruce Willis 19 March 1955 Actor
Liza Minelli 12 March 1946 C'mon. Really?
Ananda Lewis 21 March 1973 MTV VJ
Oleg Salyukov 21 May 1955 Commander of Russian ground forces
Andy Taylor 16 February 1961	Duran Duran
Donald Trump 14 June 1946 A very stable genius
Harvey Weinstein 19 March 1952 Human scumbag
Alex Jones 11 February 1974	Lying scumbag

Alt
Val Kilmer 31 December 1959	The best Batman *EVER*

```

Clean list:  
Jim Rechtin  
Bam Margera  
James Whale  
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei  
Sam Neill   
Bruce Willis  
Liza Minelli  
Ananda Lewis  
Oleg Salyukov  
Andy Taylor  
Donald Trump  
Harvey Weinstein  
Alex Jones

Alt  
Val Kilmer

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**Post date:** [December 11, 2024, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/87 "2024-12-11T16:13:48Z")

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Updated list. Bumped Alex Jones for Ryne Sandberg. Yeah, jumping on the bandwagon, so sue me. 😉

Chris Hoy  
Ananda Lewis  
Joan Bakewell  
Eric Jensen  
Shirley Chung  
John J. York  
Jane Fonda  
Ryne Sandberg  
Donald Trump  
Rudy Giuliani  
Mitch McConnell  
Vladimir Putin  
Rupert Murdoch

Alex Jones  
Steve Bannon  
Lindsay Graham

Chris Hoy - 48 - Olympic cyclist - metastasized prostate cancer  
Ananda Lewis - 51 - former MTV veejay, ex-model - stage IV breast cancer  
Joan Bakewell, Dame - 91 - journalist - colon cancer  
Eric Jensen - 54 - actor - colorectal cancer  
Shirley Chung - 48 - chef - stage IV tongue cancer  
John J. York - 66 - actor - bone marrow cancer  
Jane Fonda - 87 - actor - non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma  
Ryne Sandberg - 65 - baseball legend (Cubs) - metastasized prostate cancer  
Donald Trump - 78 - pathetic demented man  
Rudy Giuliani - 80 - dripping broke ex-lawyer to TFG  
Mitch McConnell - 82 - blech - had a couple of “freezing” episodes  
Vladimir Putin - 72 - Evil Authoritarian Trump admires  
Rupert Murdoch - 92 - mass distributor of evil koolaid

Alex Jones - 50  
Steve Bannon - 71  
Lindsay Graham - 69

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/88 "2024-12-12T17:58:57Z")

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Just FYI, @Superdude, if you mean the baseball player and actor, his name is spelled “Bob Uecker”.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/89 "2024-12-12T18:42:07Z")

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🤦🏻

I blame autocorrect. Thanks for noticing.

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**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/90 "2024-12-13T22:29:11Z")

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Catherine Deneuve  
Brigitte Bardot  
Justin Bieber  
Dennis Rader  
Sam Neill  
Mitch McConnell  
Rudy Giuliani  
Britney Spears  
Bruce Willis  
Ryne Sandburg  
Charlie Sheen  
Michael J Fox  
Lil Wayne

Alternates:

Selena Gomez  
Jackie Chan  
John Riggins

Dennis Rader is the serial killer better known as the BTK killer. Rapper Lil Wayne’s official name is Dwayne Michael Carter Jr. John Riggins played football for Washington DC in the 70s. I figure the rest need no explanation, but let me know if there are questions or issues.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2024, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/91 "2024-12-14T04:16:10Z")

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Would you be so kind as to drop Bob Gunton from my list, and add former NFL player Randy Moss, dob 2/13/77?

Thank you!

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**Author:** ![MarkF2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5ac83/32.png) [@MarkF2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkF2004)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/92 "2024-12-15T13:32:40Z")

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Sir Alec Ferguson  
Sepp Maier  
Sarah Hyland  
Pete Docherty  
Rodney Marsh  
Geoff Hurst  
Peter Shilton  
Alan Mullery  
Allan Clarke  
Jean Tigana  
Roberto Bettega  
Grzegorz Lato  
Pat Jennings

Alternates  
Teofila Cubillas  
Paul Breitner  
Paul Michael Glaser

Mucky List:

| Corpus Anticipatus | Wiki | DOB | Age |
| --- | --- | --- | --- |
| Sir Alec Ferguson | Alex Ferguson - Wikipedia | 31/12/1941 | 82 |
| Sepp Maier | Sepp Maier - Wikipedia | 28/02/1944 | 80 |
| Sarah Hyland | Sarah Hyland - Wikipedia | 24/11/1990 | 34 |
| Pete Docherty | Pete Doherty - Wikipedia | 12/03/1979 | 45 |
| Rodney Marsh | Rodney Marsh - Wikipedia | 11/10/1944 | 80 |
| Geoff Hurst | Geoff Hurst - Wikipedia | 08/12/1941 | 83 |
| Peter Shilton | Peter Shilton - Wikipedia | 18/09/1949 | 75 |
| Alan Mullery | Alan Mullery - Wikipedia | 23/11/1941 | 83 |
| Allan Clarke | Allan Clarke (footballer) - Wikipedia | 31/07/1946 | 78 |
| Jean Tigana | Jean Tigana - Wikipedia | 23/06/1955 | 69 |
| Roberto Bettega | Roberto Bettega - Wikipedia | 27/12/1950 | 73 |
| Grzegorz Lato | Grzegorz Lato - Wikipedia | 08/04/1950 | 74 |
| Pat Jennings | Pat Jennings - Wikipedia | 12/06/1945 | 79 |
| | | | |
| Alternates | | | |
| Teofila Cubillas | Teófilo Cubillas - Wikipedia | 08/03/1949 | 75 |
| Paul Breitner | Paul Breitner - Wikipedia | 05/09/1951 | 73 |
| Paul Michael Glaser | Paul Michael Glaser - Wikipedia | 25/03/1943 | 81 |

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**Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/93 "2024-12-15T21:46:48Z")

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I only had two this year. It was my first time coming up with a list. Here’s my list for 2025:

Dick Cheney  
Dick Van Dyke  
Joe Biden  
Bruce Willis  
William Shatner  
Max Baer, Jr  
Warren Buffet  
Mickey Dolenz  
Linda Ronstadt  
Celine Dion  
Carol Burnett  
Julie Andrews  
Roberta Flack

Alternates:  
Jane Fonda  
Mel Brooks  
Diana Ross

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/94 "2024-12-16T14:05:57Z")

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Here’s my list for this year

William Shatner 3/22/1931  
Tom Baker 1/20/1934  
Wendell Berry 8/5/1934  
Mahmoud Abbas 11/15/1935  
Bernie Sanders 9/8/1941  
Joe Biden 11/20/1942  
Geraldo Rivera 7/4/1943  
Tweeting Baboon 6/14/1946  
Clarence Thomas 6/23/1948  
Charles III 11/14/1948  
Bruce Willis 3/19/1955  
Victoria Jackson 8/2/1959  
Justin Timberlake 1/31/1981

**Clean List**  
William Shatner  
Tom Baker  
Wendell Berry  
Mahmoud Abbas  
Bernie Sanders  
Joe Biden  
Geraldo Rivera  
Donald Trump  
Clarence Thomas  
Charles III  
Bruce Willis  
Victoria Jackson  
Justin Timberlake

**Alternates**  
Mitch McConnell  
Tony Danza  
George Takei

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/95 "2024-12-16T14:37:09Z")

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I seriously thought Tweeting Baboon was some kind of internet star I’d never heard of.

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**Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/96 "2024-12-16T14:44:54Z")

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I wish no tweeting baboon dies.

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**Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/97 "2024-12-16T15:23:05Z")

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Reprising my list of entertainers over 90 years old, for the eighth time. I helped keep all but one of last year’s aged picks alive for another full year. In 2023, Bob Newhart gave me six points, but I’m hoping for a low score again this year to avoid losing any more of these great talents.

As always, I’m playing the odds, not going for points. The maximum I could earn, if all of these wonderful actors dropped dead in early January, is 39. Eva Marie Saint is already 100, and the next two will turn 100 this year, Og willing.

They’re listed in descending age.

Eva Marie Saint  
June Lockhart  
Dick van Dyke  
David Attenborough  
Mel Brooks  
William Daniels  
Rosemary Harris  
Lee Grant  
Estelle Parsons  
James Ivory  
Joan Plowright  
Tippi Hedren  
Gene Hackman

Alternates:

Robert Wagner  
Joanne Woodward  
Clint Eastwood

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**Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/98 "2024-12-16T15:54:09Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> I wish no tweeting baboon dies.

I can think of one I want gone.

The name came from _Glory_ by NoViolet Bulawayo. Good book.

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**Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/99 "2024-12-16T17:25:35Z")

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2025 list, may I not peak too early this year again. For some I will be sorry, for some not at all:

Ramsan Akhmadovich Kadirov – nasty Chechen piece of sadistic shit  
Julio Iglesias – former Real Madrid goalie substitute and crooner  
Josef Fritzl – [Incestous demented rapist](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Fritzl)  
José Mujica – former bank robber and President of Uruguay, among many other remarcable feats. Great man.  
Randy Moss – Bandwagon driver the first.  
Sir Chris Hoy – olympic cycling champion  
Roger O’Donnell – The Cure keyboarder  
Sophie Kinsella – ‘Shopaholic’ Author  
Harvey Weinstein – Rapist, abuser, jailbird.  
Bruce Willis – Twelve Monkeys is no Christmas movie!  
James Van Der Beek – Dawson’s Creek actor.  
Angus Young – On a highway to hell since 1975, his brother Malcolm and Bon Scott are waiting for him.  
Andy Taylor – Bandwagon rider the second.

Alternatives:

Günther Jauch – Longest serving presenter of „Who Wants To Be A Millionaire“ worldwide - or so he claims.  
Bryan Johnson – [Wants to live forever](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Johnson). I am against that.  
Charles de Ganahl Koch – Too rich for the sake of the world.

Clean list:

Ramsan Akhmadovich Kadirov  
Julio Iglesias  
Josef Fritzl  
José Mujica  
Sir Chris Hoy  
Roger O’Donnell  
Randy Moss  
Sophie Kinsella  
Harvey Weinstein  
Bruce Willis  
James Van Der Beek  
Angus Young  
Andy Taylor

Alternatives:

Günther Jauch  
Bryan Johnson  
Charles de Ganahl Koch

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**Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2025-sdmb-celebrity-death-pool/1011010/100 "2024-12-16T18:55:18Z")

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Swapped out Mitch McConnell for Judy Parfitt.

Chris Hoy  
Ananda Lewis  
Joan Bakewell  
Eric Jensen  
Shirley Chung  
John J. York  
Jane Fonda  
Judy Parfitt  
Ryne Sandberg  
Donald Trump  
Rudy Giuliani  
Vladimir Putin  
Rupert Murdoch

Alex Jones  
Steve Bannon  
Lindsay Graham

Chris Hoy - 48 - Olympic cyclist - metastasized prostate cancer  
Ananda Lewis - 51 - former MTV veejay, ex-model - stage IV breast cancer  
Joan Bakewell, Dame - 91 - journalist - colon cancer  
Eric Jensen - 54 - actor - colorectal cancer  
Shirley Chung - 48 - chef - stage IV tongue cancer  
John J. York - 66 - actor - bone marrow cancer  
Jane Fonda - 87 - actor - non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma  
Judy Parfitt - 89 - actor - she’s 89  
Ryne Sandberg - 65 - baseball legend (Cubs) - metastasized prostate cancer  
Donald Trump - 78 - pathetic demented man  
Rudy Giuliani - 80 - dripping broke ex-lawyer to TFG  
Vladimir Putin - 72 - Evil Authoritarian Trump admires  
Rupert Murdoch - 92 - mass distributor of evil Koolaid

Alex Jones - 50  
Steve Bannon - 71  
Lindsay Graham - 69

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