# 2026 Batsh\*ttery Bingo

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-batsh-ttery-bingo/1026260>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [January 1, 2026, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-batsh-ttery-bingo/1026260 "2026-01-01T23:15:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-batsh-ttery-bingo/1026260/1 "2026-01-01T23:15:24Z")

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Enjoy!

> **[Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/santiagomayer.com/post/3mbcm42itg72y)**
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> 2025 sucked.
> 
> In hopes of a better 2026, I am pleased to present the 5th annual batshittery bingo card.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-batsh-ttery-bingo/1026260/2 "2026-01-01T23:23:57Z")

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I wish they hadn’t misspelled measles in the third to the last square.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-batsh-ttery-bingo/1026260/3 "2026-01-01T23:31:36Z")

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I noticed that too. Keir Starmer’s name is also misspelled.

The video game references went right over my head. It’s still a fun concept.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2026, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-batsh-ttery-bingo/1026260/4 "2026-01-02T03:52:14Z")

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About 1/3 of them are not only plausible, but worth betting on if you can get good odds.

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-batsh-ttery-bingo/1026260/5 "2026-01-03T23:16:47Z")

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Yeah, that’s one of the things I like about it. Varying degrees of plausibility.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2026, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-batsh-ttery-bingo/1026260/6 "2026-01-04T00:00:48Z")

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One square is “Venezuela wins the war with the U.S.”