# 2026 Celebrity Death Pool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 2, 2025, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318 "2025-12-02T04:28:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/242 "2025-12-29T22:18:49Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> pron star

pron?

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/243 "2025-12-29T22:26:13Z")

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> [@Bayaker](#):
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> > [@Bayaker](#):
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> > I didn’t know who Tatiana Schlossberg was until reading a recent article about her, … I think she qualifies as a celebrity.
> 
> I didn’t read the thread until after posting my list. Looks like Schlossberg, who I _thought_ was relatively unknown, has turned into something of a bandwagon pick 🙂

She’s a _Kennedy_. (Caroline’s daughter.) Which I actually didn’t know until I wondered why there were so many articles on her wedding. I’d thought she was Jewish, but I guess just her father is. Her journalism is pretty well-circulated among people who follow environmental issues.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/244 "2025-12-29T23:52:00Z")

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It’s a common intential misspelling to avoid automated repurcussions from spelling it the right way. Supposedly.

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**Author:** ![Jegpeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jegpeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jegpeg)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/245 "2025-12-30T00:04:05Z")

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Bruce Willis (70) - Actor  
Rhod Gilbert (57) - Comedian  
Andy Taylor (64) - Guitarist  
Michael J Fox (64) Actor  
Chris Hoy (49) - cyclist  
Luděk Mikloško (63) - Footballer (soccer player)  
Christina Applegate(54) – Actress  
Tatiana Schlossberg(35) - Journalist  
Vinod Kambli(53) Cricketer  
James Van Der Beek (48) Actor  
Ben Sasse (53) Politician  
Dave Blunts (24) – Rapper  
Zac Efron(38) – Actor

**Alternates**

Khalil al-Hayya (65) - Hamas Leader  
Linda Ronstadt (79) - Singer

**Clean List**

Bruce Willis  
Rhod Gilbert  
Andy Taylor  
Michael J Fox  
Chris Hoy  
Luděk Mikloško  
Christina Applegate  
Tatiana Schlossberg  
Vinod Kambli  
James Van Der Beek  
Ben Sasse  
Dave Blunts  
Zac Efron

**Alternates**

Khalil al-Hayya  
Linda Ronstadt

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/246 "2025-12-30T00:44:45Z")

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Oh. Never having heard of him, I wasn’t completely sure what word had been misspelled. I could guess, but then, for all I know, there could be prom stars. Or iron stars. Or he was in the movie _Tron._

Gawd knows I’ve made some stupid assumptions. Like the time everyone in my unit was excited about the Buffalo Bills being on TV, and I like barbershop quartets, but if it was supposed to be the original quartet (or some permutation of the 7 or so men that performed in the quartet over from 1947 - 1967), wouldn’t all those guys be dead now?

I don’t remember exactly what I asked, but it was something about classic songs vs. new music, and then I learned there was also a football team called that.

So, didn’t want to assume anything about “pron,” and guess who still looks the fool.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/247 "2025-12-30T02:15:59Z")

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1. Bobby Cox MLB Manager
2. Ben Sasse former US Senator from Nebraska
3. Steve Gleason Former NFL Player
4. OJ Brigance Former NFL Player
5. Tim Shaw Former NFL Player
6. Jason Becker, Musician
7. Eric Dane , Actor
8. Teddi Mellencamp, Real Housewife of Beverly Hills
9. Dolph Lungren, Actor
10. Ananda Lewis, MTV DJ
11. Ronnie Wood, Musician Rolling Stones
12. Katie Thurston, Bachelorette
13. Scott Adams, Cartoonist

Alternates  
Nancy Pelosi  
Bernie Sanders  
Jerry Nadler

Clean List

Bobby Cox  
Ben Sasse  
Steve Gleason  
OJ Brigance  
Tim Shaw  
Jason Becker  
Eric Dane  
Teddi Mellencamp  
Dolph Lungren  
Ananda Lewis  
Ronnie Wood  
Katie Thurston  
Scott Adams

Alternates  
Nancy Pelosi  
Bernie Sanders  
Jerry Nadler

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/248 "2025-12-30T02:27:30Z")

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> [@Pardel-Lux](#):
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> Good list, clever method, but you are late to **[Sophie Kinsella](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie_Kinsella)**’s party. She died 19 days ago.

Ah, thank you so much for letting me know.

Revised list coming.

mmm

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/249 "2025-12-30T05:09:58Z")

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Ananda Lewis died last June.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/250 "2025-12-30T05:14:18Z")

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I guess I’m jumping on a couple more bandwagons. My revised list:

Brad Arnold  
Litzy Lara Banuelos  
Jordan Brunoli  
Dave Coulier  
Kathy Griffin  
Jillian Faye Henning  
David Irving  
Sam Neill  
Linda Ronstadt  
Ben Sasse  
Tatiana Schlossberg  
Andy Taylor  
James Van Der Beek

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**Author:** ![MarkF2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5ac83/32.png) [@MarkF2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkF2004)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/251 "2025-12-30T10:29:14Z")

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Your alternates differ too

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/252 "2025-12-30T12:54:47Z")

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Thank you.

mmm

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/253 "2025-12-30T13:06:12Z")

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**My updated list:**

Asma al-Assad  
Bajrakitiyabha  
Ben Sasse  
Chris Hoy  
Donald Trump  
Ian Hodgkinson  
James Van Der Beek   
Jennifer Wexton  
Luděk Mikloško   
Roger O’Donnell  
Stan Walker  
Tatiana Schlossberg   
Vinod Kambli

**Alternates:**  
Bruce Willis  
Ron Jeremy  
Rudy Giuliani

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Asma al-Assad 50, former first lady of Syria  
Bajrakitiyabha 47, Thai princess  
Ben Sasse 53, former Senator  
Chris Hoy 49, cyclist  
Donald Trump 79, widely-respected politician  
Ian Hodgkinson (AKA Vampiro) 58, wrestler   
James Van Der Beek 48, actor  
Jennifer Wexton 57, politician  
Luděk Mikloško 64, footballer   
Roger O’Donnell 70, musician  
Stan Walker 35, singer/actor  
Tatiana Schlossberg 35, journalist  
Vinod Kambli 53, cricketer

**Alternates:**  
Bruce Willis 70, actor  
Ron Jeremy 72, pron star  
Rudy Giuliani 81, widely-respected politician

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/254 "2025-12-30T14:12:58Z")

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Revised List (since Ananda Lewis already passed away)

1. Bobby Cox MLB Manager
2. Ben Sasse former US Senator from Nebraska
3. Steve Gleason Former NFL Player
4. OJ Brigance Former NFL Player
5. Tim Shaw Former NFL Player
6. Jason Becker, Musician
7. Eric Dane , Actor
8. Teddi Mellencamp, Real Housewife of Beverly Hills
9. Dolph Lungren, Actor
10. Tatiana Schlossberg, Journalist
11. Ronnie Wood, Musician Rolling Stones
12. Katie Thurston, Bachelorette
13. Scott Adams, Cartoonist

Alternates  
Nancy Pelosi  
Bernie Sanders  
Jerry Nadler

Bobby Cox  
Ben Sasse  
Steve Gleason  
OJ Brigance  
Tim Shaw  
Jason Becker  
Eric Dane  
Teddi Mellencamp  
Dolph Lungren  
Tatiana Schlossberg  
Ronnie Wood  
Katie Thurston  
Scott Adams

Alternates  
Nancy Pelosi  
Bernie Sanders  
Jerry Nadler

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**Author:** ![Fresh91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Fresh91](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fresh91)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/255 "2025-12-30T14:16:14Z")

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Hey everyone! New here! Here is my list:

1.) Ariana Grande

2.) Meryl Streep (shocking pick lol)

3.) Joe Biden

4.) Donald Trump

5.) Cynthia Erivo (I think both her and Ariana have Karen Carpenter fates honestly)

6.) Bruce Willis

7.) King Charles

8.) Nikki Minaj

9.) Sharon Osbourne

10.) Diana Ross

11.) Eric Dane

12.) biggest shocker…Beyonce passes in an accident

14.) William Shatner

Source: Trust me bro

Alternates:

Fergie; Kate Middleton; Paula Abdul; Steve Martin; Selena Gomez

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/256 "2025-12-30T14:33:22Z")

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Welcome! You have under 35 hours to format your list to our Death Mistress’ specifications (there is a reason for that, see upthread) and cull one candidate (thirteen are required, no more) and two alternates (you only get max. three and probably won’t need more than one that late in the year, but who knows? It is always a ~~nice~~ feeling when the alternates die and the candidates don’t).  
And good luck!

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/257 "2025-12-30T15:18:05Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
> >
> > pron star
> 
> pron?

Pron Star:  
[![](https://www.toughpigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/pepe1.jpg) ](https://www.toughpigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/pepe1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/258 "2025-12-30T16:46:45Z")

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Pepe is awesome. One of my favorite Muppets.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/259 "2025-12-30T17:03:59Z")

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After screwing up my previous submission, I think I have a better handle on this one. Plus, a lot of good bandwagons!

Donald Trump, duh  
Ben Sasse, former Senator - NE(R)  
Scott Adams, Dilbert creator  
Victoria Jackson, comic actress  
Dave Coulier, _Full House_ actor  
Jason Collins, NBA player  
Luděk Mikloško, soccer player  
Chris Hoy, bicyclist  
Luis Aparicio, oldest living baseball Hall of Famer  
Raymond Berry, really old living football Hall of Famer  
Sophia Loren, actress, Bardot contemporary  
Chubby Checker, early rock-and-roller, _The Twist_  
Tatiana Schlossberg, Kennedy clan, bandwagon leader

Alternates, because Ben Sasse seems awfully shaky:  
Barry Manilow, crooner  
Mickey Dolenz, last surviving Monkee  
Mishell Baker, yet another bandwagon pick

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Clean list:

Donald Trump  
Ben Sasse  
Scott Adams  
Victoria Jackson  
Dave Coulier  
Jason Collins  
Luděk Mikloško  
Chris Hoy  
Luis Aparicio  
Raymond Berry  
Sophia Loren  
Chubby Checker  
Tatiana Schlossberg

**Alternates** :  
Barry Manilow  
Mickey Dolenz  
Mishell Baker

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**Author:** ![Fresh91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Fresh91](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fresh91)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/260 "2025-12-30T17:27:25Z")

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> [@Fresh91](#):
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> Ariana Grande
> 
> 2.) Meryl Streep (shocking pick lol)
> 
> 3.) Joe Biden
> 
> 4.) Donald Trump
> 
> 5.) Cynthia Erivo (I think both her and Ariana have Karen Carpenter fates honestly)
> 
> 6.) Bruce Willis
> 
> 7.) King Charles
> 
> 8.) Nikki Minaj
> 
> 9.) Sharon Osbourne
> 
> 10.) Diana Ross
> 
> 11.) Eric Dane
> 
> biggest shocker…Beyonce passes in an accident
> 
> William Shatner

> [@Fresh91](#):
>
> A_ **riana Grande** _
> 
> _**Meryl Streep (shocking pick lol)**_
> 
> _ **Joe Biden** _
> 
> _ **Donald Trump** _
> 
> _**Cynthia Erivo (I think both her and Ariana have Karen Carpenter fates honestly)**_
> 
> _ **Bruce Willis** _
> 
> _ **King Charles** _
> 
> _ **Nikki Minaj** _
> 
> _ **Sharon Osbourne** _
> 
> _ **Diana Ross** _
> 
> _ **Eric Dane** _
> 
> _**Beyonce (passes in an accident)**_
> 
> William Shatner

Alternates: Fergie (singer);

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/261 "2025-12-30T17:33:08Z")

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Please read the first post to get directions. Italicizing and/or bolding the names is not one of them, by the way.

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