# 2026 Celebrity Death Pool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 2, 2025, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318 "2025-12-02T04:28:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 14

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Fresh91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Fresh91](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fresh91)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/262 "2025-12-30T17:36:15Z")

</div>

Ariana Grande  
Cynthia Erivo  
Meryl Streep  
Beyonce (in an accident)  
Eric Dane  
King Charles  
Willam Shatner  
Diana Ross  
Sharon Osbourne  
Joe Biden  
Bruce Willis  
Nikki Minaj  
Donald Trump

Alternates: Fergie (Singer) Steve Martin

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Fresh91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Fresh91](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fresh91)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/263 "2025-12-30T17:49:04Z")

</div>

I bet you’re a riot

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/264 "2025-12-30T17:58:33Z")

</div>

He is. But we’re trying to be nice to **Baker** , who manages these lists every year out of her own goodwill, and make putting together the master spreadsheet easier for her.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/265 "2025-12-30T18:05:13Z")

</div>

Any more commrnts like that and you won’t be in the game. Read the first post and the rules.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/266 "2025-12-30T18:33:34Z")

</div>

Catherine Deneuve  
Justin Bieber  
Dennis Rader  
Charlie Sheen  
Michael J Fox  
Lil Wayne  
Sam Neill  
Mitch McConnell  
Rudy Giuliani  
Demi Lovato  
Bob Dylan  
Harvey Weinstein  
Vladimir Putin

Alternate:  
Joe Biden

Lil Wayne’s given name is Dwayne M Carter. Dennis Rader is the serial killer known as BTK. I think the rest don’t need explanation, but let me know.

I’ll feel bad if some of my picks get me points. Others, not so much.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/267 "2025-12-30T18:53:23Z")

</div>

Rader is one you really could wish passes, and painfully.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![jeezums](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jeezums](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeezums)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/268 "2025-12-30T18:56:48Z")

</div>

Ben Sasse Former United States Senator  
Jordan Brunoli Musician  
Tatiana Schlossberg American journalist and author  
David Webb Corporate governance activist  
Chris Lancaster Telegraph editor UK  
William MacIntyre British race car driver  
Jason Collins Former NBA player  
Gary Ridgway Green River Killer  
Reggie Bannister American musician and actor  
Lou Koller Vocalist  
Scott Adams American author and cartoonist  
Brad Arnold Musician  
Esther Rantzen Journalist

Alternate  
Victoria Jackson Actress

Ben Sasse  
Jordan Brunoli  
Tatiana Schlossberg  
David Webb  
Chris Lancaster  
William MacIntyre  
Jason Collins  
Gary Ridgway  
Reggie Bannister  
Lou Koller  
Scott Adams  
Brad Arnold  
Esther Rantzen

Alternate  
Victoria Jackson

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/269 "2025-12-30T19:14:11Z")

</div>

Scott Adams  
Michael Caine  
Ariana Grande  
Harald V  
Thomas Markle  
Judith Martin  
Mitch McConnell  
Mette-Marit  
Benjamin Netanyahu  
Carly Simon  
Tatiana Schlossberg  
Donald Trump  
Bill Wyman

Alternates:  
Bruce Willis  
Angie Dickinson  
Clarence Thomas

**Judith Martin** is the original Miss Manners. **Harald V** is the King of Norway. **Mette-Marit** is his daughter-in-law, the Crown Princess of Norway. Even though **Thomas Markle** is (in)famous because he is the father of Meghan, he does have his own Wikipedia page. **Bill Wyman** is the former Rolling Stones’ bassist.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Fresh91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Fresh91](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fresh91)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/270 "2025-12-30T19:25:57Z")

</div>

I understand that; however, people make mistakes. Message boards can be clunky to read and it can be hard to track original posts. I apologize for the comment and for not formatting correctly the first couple of times (I had to re-set): however, I don’t see how condescending comments will advance anything. That’s all. My apologies again

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/271 "2025-12-30T19:39:55Z")

</div>

All you bandwagoners can _suck it_!

> **[Tatiana Schlossberg, journalist and granddaughter of John F. Kennedy, dies at...](https://www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/30/nation/tatiana-schlossberg-jfk-granddaughter-dies/)**
>
> Schlossberg revealed in November that she had received a terminal cancer diagnosis.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/272 "2025-12-30T19:39:56Z")

</div>

The bandwagon just threw a wheel.

> **[Tatiana Schlossberg, John F. Kennedy's granddaughter, has died](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/12/30/tatiana-kennedy-schlossberg-dies/87961719007/)**
>
> Tatiana Schlossberg died months after disclosing her acute myeloid leukemia diagnosis in a New Yorker essay.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/273 "2025-12-30T19:50:51Z")

</div>

Please substitute Tatiana Schlossberg with Sophia Loren. And Scott Adams and Ben Sasse, you stay where you are!

Thomas Gottschalk  
Luboslav Penev  
Ronnie Coleman  
Scott Adams  
Uri Geller  
Erich von Dänicken  
Roger Penrose  
Ben Sasse  
Adriano Celentano  
Ramzan Akhmadovich Kadyrov  
Julio Iglesias  
Elon Musk  
Sophia Loren

Reserve bench:

Randy Moss  
Miguel Rafael Martos Sánchez  
Larry Holmes

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/274 "2025-12-30T19:53:42Z")

</div>

How many had her?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/275 "2025-12-30T19:54:00Z")

</div>

**New revision:**

Asma al-Assad  
Bajrakitiyabha  
Ben Sasse  
Chris Hoy  
Donald Trump  
Ian Hodgkinson  
James Van Der Beek   
Jennifer Wexton  
Luděk Mikloško   
Roger O’Donnell  
Stan Walker  
Victoria Jackson  
Vinod Kambli

**Alternates:**  
Bruce Willis  
Ron Jeremy  
Rudy Giuliani

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Asma al-Assad 50, former first lady of Syria  
Bajrakitiyabha 47, Thai princess  
Ben Sasse 53, former Senator  
Chris Hoy 49, cyclist  
Donald Trump 79, widely-respected politician  
Ian Hodgkinson (AKA Vampiro) 58, wrestler   
James Van Der Beek 48, actor  
Jennifer Wexton 57, politician  
Luděk Mikloško 64, footballer   
Roger O’Donnell 70, musician  
Stan Walker 35, singer/actor  
Victoria Jackson 66, actress/comedian  
Vinod Kambli 53, cricketer

Alternates:  
Bruce Willis 70, actor  
Ron Jeremy 72, pron star  
Rudy Giuliani 81, widely-respected politician

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/276 "2025-12-30T20:01:33Z")

</div>

Question for @Baker: When you compile your final list do you go through this list from the bottom up in order to get the most recent version of people’s posts?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/277 "2025-12-30T20:03:01Z")

</div>

My new list minus Tatiana Schlossberg:

Tom Baker  
Alan Alda  
Melissa Jaffer  
William Shatner  
Dave Blunts  
Denny Mclain  
David Attenborough  
Neeme Jarvi  
Reggie Bannister  
Scott Adams  
Jason Collins  
Ben Sasse  
Alejandro Jodorowsky

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/278 "2025-12-30T20:49:59Z")

</div>

> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
>
> How many had her?

No one told me there would be math.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/279 "2025-12-30T21:25:12Z")

</div>

> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
>
> Catherine Deneuve

Whoa!

There’s one for my Abe Vigoda list!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/280 "2025-12-30T21:26:08Z")

</div>

> [@Loach](#):
>
> [Tatiana Schlossberg dies. Kennedy family member was author, journalist](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/12/30/tatiana-kennedy-schlossberg-dies/87961719007/)

Crap.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/281 "2025-12-30T21:28:51Z")

</div>

> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
>
> How many had her?

I did. Donald Trump now moves up from my alternates. First time I’ve ever used an alternate.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318.md?page=13)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318.md?page=15)
