# 2026 Celebrity Death Pool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 2, 2025, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318 "2025-12-02T04:28:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/282 "2025-12-30T21:35:59Z")

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I used her to remove Trump from my list, as my wife accused me of keeping him alive.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/283 "2025-12-30T21:37:33Z")

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I’m just worried Trump is going to find out about the SDMB, and have us all deported.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/284 "2025-12-30T21:46:42Z")

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Don’t worry: you and him already live in different countries.

> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> I used her to remove Trump from my list, as my wife accused me of keeping him alive.

I thought we kept people alive by putting them on our lists, not by removing them. I did not put trump on my list on purpose!  
That said, there are a couple of people in my own list (not all!) where I would not mind at all not being able to confer immortality. But the stakes are too high with trump, I will not dare that again. I had him in a previus year and see where that got me.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/285 "2025-12-30T21:54:31Z")

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_SCRAMBLE - SCRAMBLE - SCRAMBLE_

No need for explanations at this point. Here is my amended list (James Van Der Beek for Tatiana Schlossberg):

John Travolta  
Thomas Middleditch  
Tom Cruise  
Clint Eastwood  
Harrison Ford  
Morgan Freeman  
Bill Cosby  
Jerry Sandusky  
Harvey Weinstein  
Dave Coulier  
Jason Collins  
James Van Der Beek  
Ben Sasse

same alts that are still available

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/286 "2025-12-30T22:25:10Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> The bandwagon just threw a wheel.

I thought that was the Batmobile?

I feel sorry for Baker just about now.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/287 "2025-12-30T23:11:17Z")

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2nd revision since Schlossberg passed

1. Bobby Cox MLB Manager
2. Ben Sasse former US Senator from Nebraska
3. Steve Gleason Former NFL Player
4. OJ Brigance Former NFL Player
5. Tim Shaw Former NFL Player
6. Jason Becker, Musician
7. Eric Dane , Actor
8. Teddi Mellencamp, Real Housewife of Beverly Hills
9. Dolph Lungren, Actor
10. Nancy Pelosi, Congresswoman
11. Ronnie Wood, Musician Rolling Stones
12. Katie Thurston, Bachelorette
13. Scott Adams, Cartoonist

Alternates  
Joe Biden, former POTUS  
Bernie Sanders, US Senator  
Jerry Nadler, Congressman

Clean list

Bobby Cox  
Ben Sasse  
Steve Gleason  
OJ Brigance  
Tim Shaw  
Jason Becker  
Eric Dane  
Teddi Mellencamp  
Dolph Lungren  
Nancy Pelosi  
Ronnie Wood  
Katie Thurston  
Scott Adams

Alternates  
Joe Biden  
Bernie Sanders  
Jerry Nadler

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**Author:** ![LoneRhino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lonerhino/32/1311_2.png) [@LoneRhino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoneRhino)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/288 "2025-12-30T23:50:32Z")

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Janet Jackson  
Reggie Jackson  
Randy Jackson  
Bo Jackson  
Jermaine Jackson  
Lamar Jackson  
Alan Jackson  
Adoree Jackson  
Kate Jackson  
Peter Jackson  
Samuel L. Jackson  
Jesse Jackson  
Jackson Browne

Clarifications:  
Randy Jackson (American Idol guy)  
Alan Jackson (country singer)  
Adoree Jackson (football player)  
Kate Jackson (Charlie’s Angels actress)

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/289 "2025-12-30T23:54:38Z")

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Well, since Tatiana Schlossberg has decided to clock out early, would you please replace her with Eugenia Cooney, the internet celebrity born 7/27/94, please, @Baker ?

Thank you!

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee7513/32.png) [@Mona\_Lott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lott)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/290 "2025-12-31T00:16:13Z")

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Chris Hoy

Shirley Chung

Rudy Giuliani

Andy Taylor

Bruce Willis

Donald Trump

Tony Danza

Alan Alda

Bill Cosby

Ray Romano

Billy Joel

Dionne Warwick

Ben Sasse

Alternates

Sam Neill

Diana Ross

Ted Cruz

I apologize for not single spacing my list. The computer is being difficult.

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**Author:** ![Jegpeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jegpeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jegpeg)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/291 "2025-12-31T00:18:13Z")

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Rather than use an alternate I have decided to replace Tatiana Schlossberg with Nicolas Meduro

Bruce Willis (70) - Actor  
Rhod Gilbert (57) - Comedian  
Andy Taylor (64) - Guitarist  
Michael J Fox (64) Actor  
Chris Hoy (49) - cyclist  
Luděk Mikloško (63) - Footballer (soccer player)  
Christina Applegate(54) – Actress  
Nicolás Maduro (63) - President of Venezuela  
Vinod Kambli(53) Cricketer  
James Van Der Beek (48) Actor  
Ben Sasse (53) Politician  
Dave Blunts (24) – Rapper  
Zac Efron(38) – Actor

**Alternates**

Khalil al-Hayya (65) - Hamas Leader  
Linda Ronstadt (79) - Singer

**Clean List**

Bruce Willis  
Rhod Gilbert  
Andy Taylor  
Michael J Fox  
Chris Hoy  
Luděk Mikloško  
Christina Applegate  
Nicolás Maduro  
Vinod Kambli  
James Van Der Beek  
Ben Sasse  
Dave Blunts  
Zac Efron

**Alternates**

Khalil al-Hayya  
Linda Ronstadt

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**Author:** ![RobotDevilDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@RobotDevilDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobotDevilDog)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/292 "2025-12-31T00:18:47Z")

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Since I had Tatiana Schlossberg, please move Tim Curry up from my alternates to replace her. Thank you.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/293 "2025-12-31T00:31:05Z")

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> [@Jegpeg](#):
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> Rather than use an alternate I have decided to replace Tatiana Schlossberg with Nicolas Meduro

You mean, the immature M **a** duro.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/294 "2025-12-31T00:35:44Z")

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On behalf of Mona\_Lott, their list, single spaced:

> Chris Hoy  
> Shirley Chung  
> Rudy Giuliani  
> Andy Taylor  
> Bruce Willis  
> Donald Trump  
> Tony Danza  
> Alan Alda  
> Bill Cosby  
> Ray Romano  
> Billy Joel  
> Dionne Warwick  
> Ben Sasse
> 
> Alternates
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> Sam Neill  
> Diana Ross  
> Ted Cruz

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/295 "2025-12-31T00:40:37Z")

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It’s hard for me too. Please try to correct it

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/296 "2025-12-31T00:56:03Z")

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Can you name the post when you had her? Last change for you I see is 200

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/297 "2025-12-31T01:01:11Z")

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**Author:** ![Jegpeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jegpeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jegpeg)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/298 "2025-12-31T01:17:44Z")

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I did, in fact the list(s) were correct I just Typoed the preamble.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/299 "2025-12-31T01:20:09Z")

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Okay, let’s try this again:

Morgan Freeman  
Bobby Cox  
Harrison Ford  
Julie Newmar  
Alan Alda  
Arthur Blank  
William Shatner  
Michael J. Fox  
Mitch McConnell  
Mel Brooks  
William Perry  
Ric Flair  
Clint Eastwood

Alternates:  
John Lyndon  
Donald Trump  
Ken Langone

Arthur Blank and Ken Langone are co-founders of Home Depot, and both in their eighties; William Perry is, of course, “The Fridge”, from the 1985 Bears; Bobby Cox is the former manager of the Atlanta Braves; and Donald Trump is the well-known sex offender and friend of Epstein.

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**Author:** ![Martonio77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85e7bf/32.png) [@Martonio77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martonio77)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/300 "2025-12-31T01:24:09Z")

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Here is my 2026 list:

James Van Der Beek

Bruce Willis

Harvey Weinstein

Mitch McConnell

Chris Hoy

Ben Sasse

Scott Adams

Jordan Brunoli

Brad Arnold

Michael Bolton

Andy Dick

Donald Trump

Vladimir Putin

Alternates:

Jack Nicholson

Ghislaine Maxwell

Rudy Giuliani

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/301 "2025-12-31T01:29:59Z")

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Here’s the official, final list:

Joe Biden  
Scott Adams  
Eugenia Cooney  
Linda Rondstat  
Robert Wagner  
Micky Dolenz  
Jordan Brunoli  
Brad Arnold  
Billy Joel  
Richard Sterban  
Paul Dooley  
James Van Der Beek  
Donald Trump

**Alternates:**  
Dolly Parton  
Harrison Ford  
Mitch McConnell

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