# 2026 Celebrity Death Pool **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Tags:** death-pool\ **Created:** [December 2, 2025, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318 "2025-12-02T04:28:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/802 "2026-03-01T02:20:29Z")
Yay! You scared us! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/803 "2026-03-01T03:29:27Z")
Glad to see you’re okay! ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/804 "2026-03-01T03:52:31Z")
Yay, **Baker** ’s back! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/805 "2026-03-01T04:54:43Z")
Such a mundane reason for your absence! I was hoping for something involving a portal to another world or being kidnapped by pirates. Well, at least you’re not hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/806 "2026-03-01T05:32:23Z")
Next time you got Mouse problems, I’ll lend you my Dachshunds! Welcome back! ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/807 "2026-03-01T06:46:38Z")
In my typical hell’s hand basket outlook; I’d assumed you were kidnapped by members of the _other board_ and held for ransom. Glad someone pony-upped for the mouse. 🙃 ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/808 "2026-03-01T07:55:23Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > fix my mouse Best news of the day! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/809 "2026-03-01T09:02:44Z")
It looks like Ayatollah Khamenei is [in fact](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/iran-confirms-khameneis-death-declares-061325719.html) done dancing, and it seems to be my fault. I had the bastard on my list for many years, and this was the year that I decided to take him off’n it. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/810 "2026-03-01T11:58:09Z")
Nice humblebrag. 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/811 "2026-03-01T12:12:35Z")
That’s 14 big points for those of us who have Ayatollah Assahola on our lists! 🎇 ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/812 "2026-03-01T12:19:09Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > My sister has helped me fix my mouse… So no baby mice for you? Glad you are back! mmm ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/813 "2026-03-01T12:58:42Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > My sister has helped me fix my mouse We thought you were **dead**! Talk about a plot twist. Welcome back (and maybe consider buying a backup mouse)!! ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/814 "2026-03-01T13:11:52Z")
You may ignore a letter from me which you will receive. Also, I have several spare mouses that are wireless and use 2.1 USB connectors. I can send you one for a back-up. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/815 "2026-03-01T14:00:05Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > My sister has helped me fix my mouse Although she was confused by your entreaties of “Please work faster. Celebrities are dying out there.” ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/816 "2026-03-01T15:22:51Z")
I have a dachshund too. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/817 "2026-03-01T15:32:58Z")
Is it fixed? Seriously, good to have you back! ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/818 "2026-03-01T18:23:39Z")
I am glad you are back. Just in time for the March 1st update! ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/819 "2026-03-01T19:41:22Z")
I don’t normally post “looks bad” type posts like this, but Kelly Osbourne(Sharon and Ozzy’s daughter) looks like she is emaciated to the point of it affecting her internal organs, etc. I know she struggled with weight, but I saw a clip recently and she was bones. TMZ covered it. Yeah, some source, right? But they did. > **[Kelly Osbourne Slams Critics Over BRIT's Appearance](https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/01/kelly-osbourne-slams-critics-brit-appearance-comments/)** > > Kelly Osbourne is firing back at critics who took aim at her appearance after she stepped out at the BRIT Awards ... making it crystal clear she's not here for the body commentary. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/820 "2026-03-01T19:44:11Z")
People are concerned about her health. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318/821 "2026-03-01T20:02:14Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > People are concerned about her health She looks quite unwell. [![](https://i.ibb.co/RGYMgMHk/IMG-2160.webp) ](https://i.ibb.co/RGYMgMHk/IMG-2160.webp) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-death-pool/1025318.md?page=42)