# 2026 Celebrity Life Pool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 20, 2025, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879 "2025-12-20T01:21:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/1 "2025-12-20T01:21:44Z")

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The Life Pool. Our little redeeming game to not make us feel so bad about the Death Pool.

We’re back!

Rules are very simple.

1. Submit 13 names
2. Only celebrities 81 and older count
3. Points awarded at end of year: 1 point for every year over 80 they are if they live through the year
4. Please post your list TWICE.
  - First, post your list in plain text. No spaces between names, just 13 names in a list.
  - Second, post a list of the names with their ages on January 1, 2026 \<–note, I mean final age if they survive the year!

You can submit two alternates if you like, just in case someone dies in the next month.

Feel free to help check the list through the year. I will make sure the game spreadsheet is available for public viewing and editing(I save it periodically in case of someone screwing it up).

Fun/Joke Awards:

Nostradamus Award - having the most surviving members. Good job, you saved them!

Methuselah Medal - Joke award, just given to the oldest person in the game to NOT die. I mean, come on!

Fountain of Youth(?) award - to the “youngest” death on the list. Why did you pick this person??

I would like to thank @distaccato , who creates the spreadsheet and is effectively co-modding by the fact they do this for us.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/2 "2025-12-20T03:16:24Z")

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Gene Shalit  
Vincent Ball  
Mel Brooks  
Eva Marie Saint  
Clint Eastwood  
Dick Van Dyke  
Barbara Eden  
Peter Murray  
William Shatner  
William Daniels  
Dennis Skinner  
Robert Wagner  
David Attenborough

Gene Shalit - 100  
Vincent Ball - 103  
Mel Brooks - 100  
Eva Marie Saint - 102  
Clint Eastwood - 96  
Dick Van Dyke - 101  
Barbara Eden - 95  
Peter Murray - 101  
William Shatner - 95  
William Daniels - 99  
Dennis Skinner - 94  
Robert Wagner - 96  
David Attenborough - 100

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/3 "2025-12-20T04:15:48Z")

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Putting in some fresh young faces.

Bonnie Bartlett - 17  
William Daniels - 19  
Clint Eastwood - 16  
Barbara Eden - 15  
Rosemary Harris - 19  
James Hong - 17  
Rita Moreno - 15  
Willie Nelson - 13  
Nancy Olson - 18  
Yoko Ono - 13  
Julie Andrews - 11  
William Shatner - 15  
June Squibb - 17

clean list:  
Bonnie Bartlett  
William Daniels  
Clint Eastwood  
Barbara Eden  
Rosemary Harris  
James Hong  
Rita Moreno  
Willie Nelson  
Nancy Olson  
Yoko Ono  
Julie Andrews  
William Shatner  
June Squibb

Thank you for running this.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/4 "2025-12-20T13:21:01Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Second, post a list of the names with their ages on January 1, 2026 \<–note, I mean final age if they survive the year!

I’m confused. They have to survive 2026 to be counted, right?

Based on your own list, I think you meant to say that you want the second list to show their ages on Dec. 31, 2026, not Jan. 1, 2026.

(Or did you mean to say Jan. 1, **2027**? )

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/5 "2025-12-20T13:44:05Z")

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Assuming my previous post is correct, and following @Mahaloth’s own list, here’s mine, a dupe of my entry in the 2026 Death Pool.

Eva Marie Saint  
Dick Van Dyke  
David Attenborough  
Mel Brooks  
William Daniels  
Rosemary Harris  
Lee Grant  
Estelle Parsons  
James Ivory  
James Hong  
Tippi Hedren  
Robert Wagner  
Joanne Woodward  
Clint Eastwood

Eva Marie Saint-22  
Dick Van Dyke-21  
David Attenborough-20  
Mel Brooks-20  
William Daniels -19  
Rosemary Harris-19  
Lee Grant-19  
Estelle Parsons-19  
James Ivory-18  
James Hong-17  
Tippi Hedren-16  
Robert Wagner-16  
Joanne Woodward-16  
Clint Eastwood-16

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/6 "2025-12-20T13:58:05Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
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> I’m confused. They have to survive 2026 to be counted, right?

I meant 2027.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/7 "2025-12-20T19:24:54Z")

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Do they have to be 81 on Jan 1, 2026, or 81 by Dec 31, 2026?

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/8 "2025-12-20T19:46:31Z")

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Annette Dionne  
Julie Andrews  
Morgan Freeman   
Dame Helen Mirren   
Martha Stewart  
Jane Fonda  
Tippi Hedren  
Eva Marie Saint  
Rita Moreno  
Estelle Parsons  
Dame Judi Dench  
Sir Ian McKellan  
Valentina Tereshkova

Alternates:  
Johnny Gilbert  
William Shatner  
Robert Wagner

Annette Dionne 92   
Julie Andrews 91   
Morgan Freeman 89   
Dame Helen Mirren 81  
Martha Stewart 85  
Jane Fonda 88  
Tippi Hedren 96  
Eva Marie Saint 102  
Rita Moreno 95  
Estelle Parsons 99  
Dame Judi Dench 92  
Sir Ian McKellan 87  
Valentina Tereshkova 89

Alternates:  
Johnny Gilbert 98  
William Shatner 96   
Robert Wagner 96

I have a 3rd alternate just in case Dame Helen is disqualified by being only 80 on Jan 1, 2026. In other words, alternates 1 & 2 are for “untimely” deaths, and Robert Wagner is specifically for the disqualification, if such should be, of Dame Helen.

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**Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/9 "2025-12-21T01:15:38Z")

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Here’s my list for 2026:

Dick Van Dyke  
David Attenborough  
June Squibb  
Noam Chomsky  
Robert Wagner  
Joanne Woodward  
Clint Eastwood  
Vera Miles  
Warren Buffett  
William Shatner  
Willie Nelson  
Emperor Akihito  
Tom Baker

Alternates:  
Shirley MacLean  
Josef Fritzl

Dick Van Dyke 101  
David Attenborough 100  
June Squibb 97  
Noam Chomsky 98  
Robert Wagner 96  
Joanne Woodward 96  
Clint Eastwood 96  
Vera Miles 96  
Warren Buffett 96  
William Shatner 95  
Willie Nelson 93  
Emperor Akihito 93  
Tom Baker 92

Alternates:   
Shirley MacLean 92  
Josef Fritzl 91

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**Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/10 "2025-12-21T02:33:14Z")

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## My 2026 Celebrity Life Pool

A. J. Foyt  
Bill Cosby  
Buzz Aldrin  
Donnie Allison  
Jackie Stewart  
Jean Chretien  
Leonard Earle Wood  
Mario Andretti  
Ned Jarret  
Richard Petty  
Roger Searle Penske  
William Shatner  
Willie Nelson

Alternates

Clint Eastwood

A. J. Foyt 91  
Bill Cosby 89  
Buzz Aldrin 96  
Donnie Allison 87  
Jackie Stewart 87  
Jean Chretien 92  
Leonard Earle Wood 92  
Mario Andretti 86  
Ned Jarret 94  
Richard Petty 89  
Roger Searle Penske 89  
William Shatner 95  
Willie Nelson 93

Alternates

Clint Eastwood 96

------------------------ More Details --------------------------------------

A. J. Foyt 90 1935/01/16 former Indy race car driver  
Bill Cosby 88 1937/07/12 Disgraced American Actor   
Buzz Aldrin 95 1930/01/20 American Former Astronaut  
Donnie Allison 86 1939/09/07 former Nascar race car driver

Jackie Stewart 86 1939/06/11 former F1 race car driver  
Jean Chretien 91 1934/01/11 Former Prime Minister of Canada  
Leonard Earle Wood 91 1934/09/22 former NASCAR crew chief, engine builder and co-founder of Wood Brothers Racing.  
Mario Andretti 85 1940/02/28 former F1 & Indy race car driver

Ned Jarret 93 1932/10/12 former Nascar race car driver  
Richard Petty 88 1937/07/02 former Nascar race car driver  
Roger Searle Penske 88 1937/02/20 American auto racing team owner, businessman, and retired professional driver   
William Shatner 94 1931/03/22 Canadian Actor of Star Trek Fame  
Willie Nelson 92 1933/04/29 American Country Singer

==========================

Alternates

Clint Eastwood 95 1930/05/31 American Actor / Director

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**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/11 "2025-12-27T02:14:49Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> Annette Dionne

She’s dead now:

**Annette Dionne, Last of the Celebrated Quintuplets, Dies at 91**

[https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/26/world/canada/annette-dionne-dead.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/26/world/canada/annette-dionne-dead.html)

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/12 "2025-12-27T02:22:01Z")

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Oh! yay! more points in the death pool!

Could you change the Dionne sister to William Shatner?

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**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/13 "2025-12-27T18:19:19Z")

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Ted Templeman  
Elaine May  
Mighty Sparrow  
Archie Bell  
Brigitte Auber  
Katharine Ross  
Frank Langella  
Jac Holzman  
Leontyne Price  
Manfred Mann  
Leslie Caron  
Ratko Mladik  
William Bulger

William B. Davis  
Tippi Hedren

Ted Templeman 84  
Elaine May 94  
Mighty Sparrow 91  
Archie Bell 82  
Brigitte Auber 101  
Katharine Ross 86  
Frank Langella 88  
Jac Holzman 95  
Leontyne Price 99  
Manfred Mann 86  
Leslie Caron 95  
Ratko Mladik 84  
William Bulger 92

William B. Davis 88  
Tippi Hedren 96

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/14 "2025-12-28T23:08:53Z")

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Hello! Longtime Death Pooler, first time Life Pooler.

My old nemesis Richard O’Sullivan is 81, qualifying him for the Life Pool. O’Sullivan denied me Death Pool points in 2007, 2008, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, and 2015-2025 inclusive. At this point, having him on my Life Pool may be the only exculpating evidence in my defence if he does die in 2026.

I have 12 surviving previous Death Pool picks over 81, including O’Sullivan. I’m playing them all, with three ringers to bring me up to 13 plus two alts.

So without further ado, I present my list of immortals:

Richard O’Sullivan  
Paul Dooley  
William Shatner  
Judd Hirsch  
Dawn Fraser  
George Hamilton  
Alan Jones  
Molly Meldrum  
Barry Manilow  
Derryn Hinch  
Michael Douglas  
Judy Moran  
John Howard

Alts:

Germaine Greer  
John Cleese

For disambiguation:

Richard O’Sullivan, English actor  
Paul Dooley, American actor  
William Shatner, American actor  
Judd Hirsch, American actor  
Dawn Fraser, Australian Olympian  
George Hamilton, American actor  
Alan Jones, Australian radio host  
Molly Meldrum, Australian music critic  
Barry Manilow, American singer  
Derryn Hinch, Australian journalist  
Michael Douglas, American actor  
Judy Moran, Australian crime family matriarch  
John Howard, Australian former Prime Minister

Alts  
Germaine Greer, Australian writer  
John Cleese, English actor

Game on!

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/15 "2025-12-29T02:09:06Z")

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Eva Marie Saint  
Kim Novak  
Tippi Hedron  
Lee Grant  
Rosemary Harris  
Marion Ross  
Vera Miles  
Joanne Woodward  
Sophia Loren  
Rita Moreno  
Estelle Parsons  
Barbara Eden  
Barbara Feldon

Alt  
Joan Collins

* * *

Eva Marie Saint 102  
Kim Novak 93  
Tippi Hedron 96  
Lee Grant 101  
Rosemary Harris 99  
Marion Ross 98  
Vera Miles 96  
Joanne Woodward 96  
Sophia Loren 92  
Rita Moreno 95  
Estelle Parsons 99  
Barbara Eden 95  
Barbara Feldon 93

Alt  
Joan Collins 93

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/16 "2025-12-29T15:10:31Z")

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I’ll take last year’s list again, changing the two who have not made it through the year:

William Shatner - born March 22, 1931, will be 96 on January, 1st 2027, so 16 points, right?  
Buzz Aldrin - January 20, 1930, 16 points  
James Ivory - June 7, 1928, 18 points  
Dick Van Dyke - 21 points  
Gene Shallit - born March 25, 1926, 20 points  
Clint Eastwood - born May 31, 1930, 15 points  
Eva Marie Saint - born July 4, 1924, 22 points  
Lee Grant - born “October 31, mid '20s”, say 20 points? See **[here.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Grant)**  
Mel Brooks - born June 28, 1926, 20 points  
Julio Le Parc - born September 23, 1928, 18 points  
Mary Violet Leontine Price, February 10, 1927, 19 points  
George Joseph, **[insurer and billionaire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Joseph_(insurer))**, born September 11, 1921, 25 points  
Robert Kuok, born 6 October 1923, Malaysia’s **[richest man](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Kuok)**, 22 points

Alternate, just in case:  
Brigitte Auber, born 27 April 1925, 21 points

Maximal number of points without the alternate: 252  
Those calculations were so difficult (not counting the problem with Lee Grant, which I have set at 20 points but this is arguable) that I can only express my admiration and gratitude to **Mahaloth** for organizing and computing all this. What a mess! I guess I miscounted sommewhere anyway.

Clean list:

William Shatner  
Buzz Aldrin  
James Ivory  
Dick Van Dyke  
Gene Shallit  
Clint Eastwood  
Eva Marie Saint  
Lee Grant  
Mel Brooks  
Julio Le Parc  
Mary Violet Leontine Price  
George Joseph  
Robert Kuok

Reserve:  
Brigitte Auber

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/17 "2025-12-30T05:25:04Z")

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My list with ages rather than point values.

Bonnie Bartlett - 97  
William Daniels - 99  
Clint Eastwood - 96  
Barbara Eden - 95  
Rosemary Harris - 99  
James Hong - 97  
Rita Moreno - 95  
Willie Nelson - 93  
Nancy Olson - 98  
Yoko Ono - 93  
Julie Andrews - 91  
William Shatner - 95  
June Squibb - 97

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/18 "2025-12-31T01:20:07Z")

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> Lee Grant - born “October 31, mid '20s”, say 20 points?

I checked Ancestry. Her birth was registered in 1925 with a date of 31 October, NY birth certificate number 12540. Hope that helps!

[Ancestry record link (subscription required)](https://www.ancestry.com/search/collections/61457/records/1141318?tid=&pid=&queryId=da1a18ff-db6d-44b9-9e63-ee0af6ee2aa9&_phsrc=CwL2475&_phstart=successSource)

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/19 "2025-12-31T03:58:01Z")

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I didn’t calculate points.

1 Jan: 73 potential points  
31 Dec: 86 potential points.

Reposting same list with DOBs.

Richard O’Sullivan 5 July 1944  
Paul Dooley 22 February 1928  
William Shatner 22 March 1931  
Judd Hirsch 15 March 1935  
Dawn Fraser 4 September 1937  
George Hamilton 12 August 1939  
Alan Jones 13 April 1941  
Molly Meldrum 29 January 1943  
Barry Manilow 17 June 1943  
Derryn Hinch 2 September 1944  
Michael Douglas 25 September 1944  
Judy Moran 18 December 1944  
John Howard 26 July 1939

Alts   
Germaine Greer 29 January 1939  
John Cleese 27 October 1939

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-celebrity-life-pool/1025879/20 "2025-12-31T10:16:11Z")

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RivkahChaya’s list, reposted with some tweaks; I’ve replaced Annette Dionne (RIP) with William Shatner, and added John Cleese to my alternates, then shifted around the alternates. Disregard all previous lists. Sorry for the extra work.

William Shatner  
Julie Andrews  
Morgan Freeman  
Dame Helen Mirren  
Martha Stewart  
Jane Fonda  
Tippi Hedren  
Eva Marie Saint  
Rita Moreno  
Estelle Parsons  
Dame Judi Dench  
Sir Ian McKellan  
Valentina Tereshkova

Alternates:  
Johnny Gilbert  
Robert Wagner  
John Cleese (to replace Dame Helen, if she does not qualify)

William Shatner 96  
Julie Andrews 91  
Morgan Freeman 89  
Dame Helen Mirren 81  
Martha Stewart 85  
Jane Fonda 88  
Tippi Hedren 96  
Eva Marie Saint 102  
Rita Moreno 95  
Estelle Parsons 99  
Dame Judi Dench 92  
Sir Ian McKellan 87  
Valentina Tereshkova 89

Alternates:  
Johnny Gilbert 98  
Robert Wagner 96  
John Cleese 87

I have a 3rd alternate just in case Dame Helen is disqualified by being only 80 on Jan 1, 2026. In other words, alternates 1 & 2 are for “untimely” deaths, and **John Cleese** is specifically for the disqualification, if such should be, of Dame Helen.

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