# 2026 \[THEMED\] Celebrity Death Pool

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 5, 2025, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430 "2025-12-05T15:20:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/1 "2025-12-05T15:20:14Z")

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NOTE: As we started in 2019, Themed Death Pool Lists will be posted and tracked in a separate thread. If you are looking for the 2025 Celebrity Death Pool thread, [click here](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2024-themed-celebrity-death-pool/994110)

phungi (aka: the Death Shroom) checking in as your 2026 Death Pool chaperone.

In case anyone is new to this game, the rules are outlined below. There are a few new rules so read carefully.

The Rules:

1. You pick 13 celebrities (plus 3 alternates) that you predict will die in the year 2026. If any of your celebrities dies, you score 100 points minus their age at death. Whoever has the most points at the end of the year…wins. It’s rather simple.

2. Please check the spelling if your celebrity’s names, as editing takes hours. Also, please do not put spaces or periods between abbreviated letters.

For example: “George HW Bush” instead of George H. W. Bush"

1. Players may submit lists to both the “regular” and “themed” pools. However, those posting a Themed list should explain the theme.

2. All picks must be made by December 31st, 2025, at 11:59PM, CENTRAL TIME. Late entries (i.e., ANY time after midnight of Jan 1st) will be turned away.

3. Valid picks CANNOT be:  
a. already dead  
b. fictional  
c. under age 18  
d. a registered member of the SDMB  
e. hostages held by terrorist organizations  
f. famous solely as a result of their illness or the events surrounding their death (see #15 below)

4. If you have any questions about who is or is not a celebrity, feel free to post to the thread or PM me. This is why we include 3 alternates, so if a pick is designated to be invalid, your first alternate will be elevated to your list.

5. If we are uncertain about the celebrity’s age at death, we will go by the higher age (lower score).

6. Prisoners held on death row count only if they die by means other than official execution.

7. If you kill anyone on your list to try to get ahead or cheat, then you’re automatically disqualified.

8. Editing your choices: You can change the people on your list as many times as you wish before the deadline above, just make sure that your FINAL list is known, otherwise I’m going to take the first 13 of yours I see listed.

9. Alternates are important, in the case of a pick being invalid, or a pick dying prior to January 1st.

10. If a player changes their username at some point, post this news on the thread, or PM me, so I know who you are.

11. Tracking celebrity deaths is the job of each individual player. Wiki maintains a page of deaths each month, and is an [excellent reference](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_deaths_by_year).

12. I create and share a Scorekeeper in the form of an Excel Spreadsheet. I am happy to share this with any and all participants. I generally post to Google Sheet, and update it after every death.

13. Determination of who is a celebrity will remain a subjective matter, but generally defined as “the person has some known presence in the form of a Wikipedia Page and/or notoriety in the news or such” and their fame or celebrity cannot be based solely on their having a terminal illness". Sole possession of a Wikipedia page will not constitute “celebrity”. If questioned, the person who posted that individual may be required provide such evidence.

14. Questions may be raised about the appropriateness of a pick at any point after a list is posted, even after 1/1/26 Alternates picks play an important role, as “questionable” picks may be disqualified post-posting.

15. There is no exchange of money, that would be in poor taste. Rather, each year, we share the following awards

- The “Opening Kickoff” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the first listed celebrity to die in 2026.

- The “Quantity Not Quality” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the greatest number of celebrities who died, regardless of their actual point value.

- The “Grim Reaper” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who had the most unique picks that died.

- The “Robbing the Cradle” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the youngest celebrity to die in 2026, but see rule 3d.

- The “Final Hours” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the last listed celebrity to die in 2026.

1. You need to submit a clean list, with no explanations, dates of birth, titles, etc. If you want to add commentary, include this below your clean list.  
For example:

> Theme: Brady Bunch
> 
> Clean list:  
> Robert Reed  
> Florence Henderson  
> Ann B. Davis  
> Barry Williams  
> Maureen McCormick  
> Christopher Knight  
> Eve Plumb  
> Mike Lookinland  
> Susan Olsen  
> Allan Melvin  
> Jack Collins  
> Robbie Rist  
> Desi Arnaz Jr
> 
> Annotated list:  
> Robert Reed as Mike Brady  
> Florence Henderson as Carol Brady  
> Ann B. Davis as Alice Nelson  
> Barry Williams as Greg Brady  
> Maureen McCormick as Marcia Brady  
> Christopher Knight as Peter Brady  
> Eve Plumb as Jan Brady  
> Mike Lookinland as Bobby Brady  
> Susan Olsen as Cindy Brady  
> Allan Melvin as Sam Franklin  
> Jack Collins as Mr. Phillips  
> Robbie Rist as Cousin Oliver  
> Desi Arnaz, Jr. as himself

1. Scoring: When a celebrity dies, you get their age at death subtracted from 100. All celebrities who are 100 or over count, but you get “0” Points for their death, contributing to the “Quantity not Quality” award

If anyone has any questions, post to the thread, or PM me.

Have fun, everyone. Good luck!

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Yay! Thanks, Death Shroom!

The 15th Annual All-Star Sports Edition

Mike Dikta  
Michael Schumacher  
Dick Vitale  
Mario Andretti  
Lee Corso  
Gene Keady  
Randy Moss  
Bernie Kosar  
William “Refrigerator” Perry  
Roger Staubach  
Sandy Koufax  
Willie O’Ree  
Steve Gleason

Alternates:  
Tony LaRussa  
Terry Bradshaw

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/3 "2025-12-07T07:19:12Z")

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I got a winner last year, so I have shuffled one up the list, but otherwise it is 93% identical.

**British Sitcom Stars**

Michael Crawford  
Elizabeth Estensen  
David Jason  
Penelope Keith  
Felicity Kendal  
Maureen Lipman  
Ian McNeice  
Tony Robinson  
Christopher Ryan  
Guy Siner  
Paula Wilcox  
Richard Wilson  
Tessa Wyatt

_BACKUPS_  
Graeme Garden  
Karl Howman  
Françoise Pascal

**Annotated List:**  
Michael Crawford - _Some Mothers Do Ave Em_  
Elizabeth Estensen - _The Liver Birds_  
David Jason - _Open All Hours_  
Penelope Keith - _To The Manor Born_  
Felicity Kendal - _The Good Life_  
Maureen Lipman - _Agony_  
Ian McNeice - _Doc Martin_  
Tony Robinson - _Blackadder_  
Christopher Ryan - _The Young Ones_  
Guy Siner - _Allo Allo_  
Paula Wilcox - _Man About The House_  
Richard Wilson - _One Foot In The Grave_  
Tessa Wyatt - _Robin’s Nest_  
Graeme Garden - _The Goodies_  
Karl Howman - _Brush Strokes_  
Françoise Pascal - _Mind Your Language_

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/4 "2025-12-07T08:03:02Z")

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**Team Evil** , just like last year:

Donald Trump  
Kim Jong-Un  
Vladimir Putin  
Newt Gengrich  
Mitch McConnell  
Rupert Murdoch  
Rudi Giuliani  
Chuck Grassley  
Charles Koch  
Harlan Crow  
Clarence Thomas  
Donald Trump, Jr.  
Xi Jinping

Alternates:  
Miguel Díaz-Canel  
Stephan Miller  
Bill Cosby

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/5 "2025-12-07T17:04:11Z")

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I’m going to submit my 2025 list intact, save for George Wendt and Carl Dean (Mr. Dolly Parton.) I can’t get rid of the double spacing, sorry. I call this list “Close but _still_ no cigar.” (Read their first names to get the theme)

John Goodman

Paul Stookey

George Takei

Richie Blackmore

Mick Fleetwood

Keith Carradine

Charlie Sheen

Ronnie Milsap

Bill Cosby

Bryan Adams

Mike Tomlin

Dennis Rodman

Carl Palmer

Alternates

Barry Mann

Robin Wright

Maurice LaMarche

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/6 "2025-12-07T17:52:52Z")

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I will once again submit my list of former NFL head coaches. Evidently these guys are near-immortal. I think I’ve had one death since I started this theme.

Theme: Former NFL Head Coaches

Marv Levy  
Sam Rutigliano  
Raymond Berry  
Dick Vermeil  
Bobby Ross  
Tom Flores  
Barry Switzer  
Leeman Bennett  
Mike Ditka  
George Seifert  
Wayne Fontes  
Joe Gibbs  
Bill Parcells

Alternates:  
Jerry Glanville  
Mike Holmgren  
Tony Dungy

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/7 "2025-12-08T21:39:11Z")

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It seems I am making German players in the 1966, 1970 and 1974 FIFA World Cups almost immortal. Only had to substitute one every year the last three years, and one again so far this year, plus one alternate. Let’s give them one last victory lap:  
**Sigfried Held** born 7. August 1942  
**Rainer Bonhof** born 29. März 1952  
**Wolfgang Overath** born 29. September 1943  
**Willi Schulz** born 4. Oktober 1938  
**Josef Dieter „Sepp“ Maier** born 28. Februar 1944  
**Wolfgang Paul** born 25. Januar 1940  
**Paul Breitner** born 5. September 1951  
**Hans-Georg „Katsche“ Schwarzenbeck** born 3. April 1948  
**Hans-Hubert „Berti“ Vogts** born 30. Dezember 1946  
**Ulrich „Uli“ Hoeneß** born 5. Januar 1952  
**Günter Theodor Netzer** born 14. September 1944  
**Josef „Jupp“ Heynckes** born 9. Mai 1945  
**Bernhard „Bernd“ Cullmann** born 1. November 1949

Alternate:

**Herbert „Hacki“ Wimmer** born 9. November 1944

Sigfried Held  
Rainer Bonhof  
Wolfgang Overath  
Willi Schulz  
Sepp Maier  
Wolfgang Paul  
Paul Breitner  
Katsche Schwarzenbeck  
Berti Vogts  
Uli Hoeneß  
Günter Netzer  
Jupp Heynckes  
Bernhard Cullmann

Alternates:  
Herbert Wimmer

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**Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/8 "2025-12-09T01:29:58Z")

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I’m going to re-submit my 2025 list intact, save for George Wendt and Carl Dean (Mr. Dolly Parton.) I fixed the space formatting. I call this list “Close but _still_ no cigar.”

John Goodman  
Paul Stookey  
George Takei  
Richie Blackmore  
Mick Fleetwood  
Keith Carradine  
Charlie Sheen  
Ronnie Milsap  
Bill Cosby  
Bryan Adams  
Mike Tomlin  
Dennis Rodman  
Carl Palmer

Alternates

Barry Mann  
Robin Wright  
Maurice LaMarche

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**Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/9 "2025-12-09T22:56:55Z")

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Crooners:  
Paul Anka  
Pat Boone  
Phil Collins  
Neil Diamond  
Bob Dylan  
Barry Manilow  
Joni Mitchell  
Willie Nelson  
Wayne Newton  
Michelle Phillips  
Linda Ronstadt  
Grace Slick  
Dean Torrence

Alternates:  
Mick Jagger  
Paul McCartney  
Cher

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**Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/10 "2025-12-10T02:10:54Z")

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Star Trek VIII (Eighth Year of Star Trek Alumni, usually and hopefully pointless, recycled without changes from last year).

| Name | Known For | D.o.B. |
| --- | --- | --- |
| William Shatner | Capt. Kirk - TOS | 1931-03-22 |
| Walter Koenig | Ens. Chekov - TOS | 1936-09-14 |
| George Takei | Lt. Sulu - TOS | 1937-04-20 |
| Diana Muldaur | Dr. Pulaski - TNG, Guest Star - TOS | 1938-08-19 |
| Christopher Lloyd | Kruge - ST:III | 1938-11-22 |
| Patrick Stewart | Capt. Picard - TNG | 1940-07-13 |
| Malcolm McDowell | Dr. Soran -ST:VII | 1943-06-13 |
| John Larroquette | Maltz - ST:III | 1947-11-25 |
| Avery Brooks | Capt. Sisko - DS9 | 1948-10-02 |
| Brent Spiner | Lt. Cdr. Data - TNG | 1949-02-02 |
| Scott Bakula | Capt. Archer - Ent. | 1954-10-09 |
| Kate Mulgrew | Capt. Janeway - Voy. | 1955-04-29 |
| Nana Visitor | Maj. Kira Neirys - DS9 | 1957-07-26 |
| Alternates: | | |
| Michael Dorn | Lt. Worf - TNG | 1952-12-09 |
| Colm Meaney | Chief O’Brien - TNG | 1953-05-30 |
| Wil Wheaton | Ens. Crusher - TNG | 1972-07-29 |

  

Clean List:  
William Shatner  
Walter Koenig  
George Takei  
Diana Muldaur  
Christopher Lloyd  
Patrick Stewart  
Malcolm McDowell  
John Larroquette  
Avery Brooks  
Brent Spiner  
Scott Bakula  
Kate Mulgrew  
Nana Visitor

Alternates:  
Michael Dorn  
Colm Meaney  
Wil Wheaton

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A quiet year??? in the middle east in 2025.  
A rerun with a couple of substitutions. 2026 themed deathpool  
Theme: Middle East Troublemakers

Bashar al-Assad  
Seyyed Ali Hosseini Khamenei  
Naim Qassem  
Ibrahim Amin Al-Sayyed  
Ahmed al-Sharaa  
Muhammad Ismail Darwish  
Khaled Mashal  
Husam Badran  
Zaher Jabarin  
Mahmoud Abbas  
Abdul-Malik al-Houthi  
Michel Naim Aoun  
Mahmud Ahmadinejad

alts  
Donald Trump  
Benjamin Netanyahu

I’ve branched out with Syrian, Lebanese, Israeli, Hamas, Hezbollah, Houthi, and Iranian contributors to peace and tranquility in the region.

Who they are!  
Bashar al-Assad ex-President of Syria  
Seyyed Ali Hosseini Khamenei Supreme leader Iran  
Naim Qassem fourth secretary-general of Hezbollah  
Ibrahim Amin Al-Sayyed Head of the Political Council of Hezbollah  
Ahmed al-Sharaa or his nom de guerre, Abu Mohammed al-Jolani - new Syrian Leader of rebelion  
Muhammad Ismail Darwish (aka Abu Omar Hassan) of Hamas’s Shura Council  
Khaled Mashal past Hamas leader now a billionaire in Qatar?  
Husam Badran serves as the international spokesperson for Hamas  
Zaher Jabarin head of Hamas’s military wing in Judea and Samaria  
Mahmoud Abbas president of the State of Palestine  
Abdul-Malik al-Houthi (aka Abu Jibril) the leader of the Houthi movement Izz al-Din al-Haddad: Currently oversees Hamas’s military wing (al-Qassam Brigades) inside Gaza  
Michel Naim Aoun sorta kinda presidentish of Lebanon  
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad President Iran

Alts  
Donald Trump -Meddler and noted US felon  
Benjamin Netanyahu Prime Minister of Israel

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**Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/12 "2025-12-11T17:54:50Z")

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Same list as last year, but replaced Loretta Swit due to her passing (for 13 points.) I also replaced one of my alternates.

**Still Living Match Game Celebrities**

Adrienne Barbeau  
Brenda Vaccaro  
Fannie Flagg  
Jo Ann Pflug  
Joyce Bulifant  
Vicki Lawrence  
Lynda Day George  
Jo Ann Worley  
Gary Burghoff  
Lee Meriweather  
Sarah Kennedy  
Elaine Joyce  
Clifton Davis

Alternates:

Anita Gillette  
Anson Williams  
Connie Stevens

[Adrienne Barbeau](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrienne_Barbeau) 6/11/45  
[Brenda Vaccaro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brenda_Vaccaro) 11/18/39  
[Fannie Flagg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fannie_Flagg) 9/21/44  
[Jo Ann Pflug](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Ann_Pflug) 5/2/40  
[Joyce Bulifant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Bulifant) 12/16/37  
[Vicki Lawrence](https://https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicki_Lawrence) 03/26/49  
[Lynda Day George](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynda_Day_George) 12/11/44  
[Jo Ann Worley](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Anne_Worley) 9/6/37  
[Gary Burghoff](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Burghoff) 5/24/43  
[Lee Meriweather](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Meriwether) 5/27/35  
[Sarah Kennedy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Kennedy_(actress)) 1/27/48  
[Elaine Joyce](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elaine_Joyce) 12/19/45  
[Clifton Davis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clifton_Davis) 10/4/45

Alternates:  
[Anita Gillette](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anita_Gillette) 8/16/36  
[Anson Williams](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anson_Williams) 9/25/49  
[Connie Stevens](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connie_Stevens) 8/8/38

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Goose-egged it this year with my “80s TV stars” theme, so I’m going to lean into old-age and terminal disease for 2026.

My theme: **Older People with ALS (OPALS)**  
Marcia Ball  
David Bradley (Native American artist)  
Martín Caparrós  
Neale Daniher  
Daniel Doctoroff  
Yasuhiko Funago  
Frank Hansen  
Kyōsei Tsukui  
Witold Waszczykowski  
Ronald Joseph (retired Olympic figure skater)  
Tim Green (retired American football player)  
Premana Premadi  
Ed Martin (retired American football player)

Clean list:  
Marcia Ball  
David Bradley (Native American artist)  
Martín Caparrós  
Neale Daniher  
Daniel Doctoroff  
Yasuhiko Funago  
Frank Hansen  
Kyōsei Tsukui  
Witold Waszczykowski  
Ronald Joseph  
Tim Green  
Premana Premadi  
Ed Martin

Alternates:  
Juan Carlos Unzué  
Kerry Goode  
O. J. Brigance

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**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/14 "2025-12-13T23:00:37Z")

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Destroyers of Democracy

My ninth try with this list. In 2018, no one died. I scored my first points (in this thread) in 2019 with David Koch’s welcome death, but struck out again in 2020. In 2021 I scored big points (30!) with Limbaugh. Nothing again in 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025, dammit. Why are these horrible people so healthy and lucky?

Donald Trump  
Elon Musk  
Stephen Miller  
Russell Vought  
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.  
Clarence Thomas  
John Roberts  
Brett Kavanaugh  
Samuel Alito  
Mike Johnson  
Rupert Murdoch  
Pam Bondi  
Kristi Noem

Alternates:  
JD Vance  
Kash Patel  
Pete Hegseth

ETA: I decided to move a few of the younger people to the alternates list, since their channces of dying are lower. Nevertheless, I’ve left Miller and Vought, both in their 40s, on the main list, since they are so horrible.

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**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/15 "2025-12-13T23:02:21Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
>
> Destroyers of Democracy

Keep persevering. We are ALL rooting for you.

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**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/16 "2025-12-13T23:07:11Z")

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Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/17 "2025-12-14T01:05:47Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Clean list:  
> Marcia Ball  
> David Bradley (Native American artist)  
> Martín Caparrós  
> Neale Daniher  
> Daniel Doctoroff  
> Yasuhiko Funago  
> Frank Hansen  
> Kyōsei Tsukui  
> Witold Waszczykowski  
> Ronald Joseph  
> Tim Green  
> Premana Premadi  
> Ed Martin
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> Alternates:  
> Juan Carlos Unzué  
> Kerry Goode  
> O. J. Brigance

I just noticed the clean list I posted wasn’t as clean as I thought. Reposted for cleanliness:

Marcia Ball  
David Bradley  
Martín Caparrós  
Neale Daniher  
Daniel Doctoroff  
Yasuhiko Funago  
Frank Hansen  
Kyōsei Tsukui  
Witold Waszczykowski  
Ronald Joseph  
Tim Green  
Premana Premadi  
Ed Martin

Alternates:  
Juan Carlos Unzué  
Kerry Goode  
O. J. Brigance

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**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/18 "2025-12-14T17:49:39Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
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> Destroyers of Democracy

If there’s any lists I wouldn’t mind losing to it’s yours and @silenus

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**Author:** ![RobotDevilDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@RobotDevilDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobotDevilDog)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2025, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/19 "2025-12-15T00:07:08Z")

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Theme: Back to the Future

Michael J. Fox  
Christopher Lloyd  
Lea Thompson  
Thomas F. Wilson  
Crispin Glover  
Claudia Wells  
Elisabeth Shue  
Marc McClure  
James Tolkan  
Charles Fleischer  
Mary Steenburgen  
Robert Zemeckis  
Bob Gale

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2025, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430/20 "2025-12-15T00:27:51Z")

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My theme is celebrating the upcoming 50th anniversary of the Battle of the Network Stars I, which was broadcast on ABC on November 13, 1976.

Battle of the Network Stars:  
Gabe Kaplan  
Lynda Carter  
Hal Linden  
John Schuck  
Adrienne Barbeau  
Gary Burghoff  
Lee Meriwether  
Jimmie Walker  
Karen Grassle  
Ben Murphy  
Barbara Parkins  
Kevin Tighe  
Demond Wilson

alternates:  
Tim Matheson  
Mackenzie Phillips  
Joanna Pettet

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