# 2026 \[THEMED\] Celebrity Death Pool

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**Created:** [December 5, 2025, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2026-themed-celebrity-death-pool/1025430 "2025-12-05T15:20:14Z")\
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Destroyers of Democracy

My ninth try with this list. In 2018, no one died. I scored my first points (in this thread) in 2019 with David Koch’s welcome death, but struck out again in 2020. In 2021 I scored big points (30!) with Limbaugh. Nothing again in 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025, dammit. Why are these horrible people so healthy and lucky?

Donald Trump  
Elon Musk  
Stephen Miller  
Russell Vought  
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.  
Clarence Thomas  
John Roberts  
Brett Kavanaugh  
Samuel Alito  
Mike Johnson  
Rupert Murdoch  
Pam Bondi  
Kristi Noem

Alternates:  
JD Vance  
Kash Patel  
Pete Hegseth

ETA: I decided to move a few of the younger people to the alternates list, since their channces of dying are lower. Nevertheless, I’ve left Miller and Vought, both in their 40s, on the main list, since they are so horrible.

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