# 23rd Annual Super Bowl Early Picks Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** football-nfl\
**Created:** [January 5, 2026, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369 "2026-01-05T16:12:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/41 "2026-01-07T15:58:53Z")

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Or we do the “Beat It” style knife dance fight like I suggested last year.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/42 "2026-01-07T16:00:26Z")

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And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/43 "2026-01-07T16:21:46Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> So  
> Contestant A predicts 20-13. abs(20-24) = 4, abs(13-3) = 10 Total difference 14.  
> Contestant B predicts 35-7. abs(35-24) = 11, abs(7-3) = 4. Total difference 15.  
> Contestant A wins.

If Contestant B had predicted 34-7, it would be a tie, correct? Total difference would be 14 for both contestants.

I would suggest that the tiebreaker should be closest to the score of the winning team.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/44 "2026-01-07T16:27:50Z")

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Then it would go to margin of victory. Actual margin of victory is 21. Contestant A has 7. Contestant B has 27. Contestant B wins.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/45 "2026-01-07T16:30:51Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> Then it would go to margin of victory.

Duh, of course! It would help if I re-read the tiebreaking rules.

Thanks!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/46 "2026-01-08T14:33:40Z")

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No one else is feeling the Jacksonville magic in the air? Ok, cool by me.

**Jaguars 23, Seahawks 13**

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**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/47 "2026-01-08T14:46:17Z")

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**Jaguars 27, Rams 20**

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/48 "2026-01-08T15:00:19Z")

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Eagles 17 Patriots 10

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/49 "2026-01-08T17:46:37Z")

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Current entries. Please let me know of any errors or omissions

**AlsoNamedBort** Bears 46, Patriots 10  
**iianndyiiii** Broncos 27, Seahawks 21  
**Munch** Seahawks 31, Patriots 10  
**Pork\_Rind** Seahawks 27, Broncos 21  
**muldoonthief** Eagles 26, Broncos 17  
**Jasmine** Seahawks 16, Broncos 10  
**Procrustus** Seahawks 24, Texans 20  
**Frosted\_Glass** Broncos 28, Bears 14  
**Jack\_Batty** Patriots 35, Rams 24  
**Atamasama** Seahawks 27, Broncos 24  
**Mighty\_Mouse** Patriots 24, Rams 16  
**LoneRhino** Bills 27, Rams 23  
**Stratocaster** Eagles 24, Bills 17  
**peccavi** Patriots 31, Seahawks 27  
**Troutman** Texans 28, 49ers 13  
**Telemark** Patriots 24, Seahawks 10  
**zimaane** Patriots 38, Bears 20  
**eschereal** Bills 21, Seahawks 19  
**Chisquirrel** Packers 31, Steelers 25  
**FrostyKmart** Rams 35, Jaguars 31  
**hajario** Chargers 24, Seahawks 20  
**Hamley** Rams 24, Texans 18  
**stopnonstop** Bills 24, Rams 17  
**Railer13** 49ers 26, Broncos 20  
**dirtball** Bills 27, Seahawks 24  
**Pheoinix** Broncos 27, Seahawks 24  
**borschevsky** Chargers 31, Rams 27  
**Jegpeg** Seahawks 20, Patriots 13  
**ShadowFacts** Seahawks 31, Bills 27  
**Hal\_Briston** Jaguars 23, Seahawks 13  
**Baal\_Houtham** Jaguars 27, Rams 20  
**peedin** Eagles 17, Patriots 10

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/50 "2026-01-08T19:20:51Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> **AlsoNamedBort** Bears 46, Patriots 10

That was your actual prediction? I thought it was just an example. Will Refrigerator Perry score another TD?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/51 "2026-01-08T20:07:52Z")

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The Bears _did_ score 47 points on the Bengals this year. (Though the Bengals scored 42 points in return; it was just a high-scoring game overall.)

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/52 "2026-01-08T20:36:04Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> That was your actual prediction? I thought it was just an example. Will Refrigerator Perry score another TD?

A man can dream.

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/53 "2026-01-08T21:30:45Z")

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46-10 was the final score of Super Bowl 20 between the Bears and Pats, I assumed his pick was a reference to that.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/54 "2026-01-08T22:14:37Z")

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Ah, that went above my head. 😆

(I watched that game but I 8 years old at the time and remember few details aside from the hype around it.)

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/55 "2026-01-08T22:28:22Z")

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The Bears did have some great hype that season. The Super Bowl shuffle, the Ditka craze, Refrigerator Perry, Jim McMahon & his illegal sweatband. I watched it in a room full of Pats fans, the atmosphere was not good.

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/56 "2026-01-08T22:35:48Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> The Super Bowl shuffle, the Ditka craze, Refrigerator Perry, Jim McMahon & his illegal sweatband.

EVERY single thing you mentioned, I remember. I think I even had a Refrigerator Perry GI Joe action figure from back then. 😃

I also remember getting pizza while I watched the game.

I remember nothing about the game itself. But again, I was 8, so the game was probably the least important thing to me at the time.

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/57 "2026-01-08T22:50:49Z")

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Bills 38. 49ers 34

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/58 "2026-01-09T19:48:26Z")

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Texans 17 Rams 10

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/59 "2026-01-10T01:58:30Z")

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Seahawks 31, Broncos 30

Preferably on a 2-point conversion in overtime…

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/60 "2026-01-10T02:52:44Z")

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Rams 31, Bills 24

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