# 23rd Annual Super Bowl Early Picks Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** football-nfl\
**Created:** [January 5, 2026, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369 "2026-01-05T16:12:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2026, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/101 "2026-01-19T19:41:53Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I know. I’m just unofficially along for the ride.

But it would be a pisser if the only winner turned out to be unofficial, wouldn’t it? 😁

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2026, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/102 "2026-01-19T19:48:25Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> You mean (Need Rams to Win)

Well, they obviously need the Rams to win, but they need the Broncos to win too, otherwise they’ll get knocked out by Mighty\_Mouse and Jack\_Batty.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2026, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/103 "2026-01-19T21:12:29Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I know. I’m just unofficially along for the ride.

Did you bring any gas, grass or the third thing?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2026, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/104 "2026-01-19T21:14:06Z")

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Do you _really_ want the answer? 😉

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/105 "2026-01-25T23:12:38Z")

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7 are still alive:

- **Jack\_Batty** : Patriots 35, Rams 24
- **Mighty\_Mouse** : Patriots 24, Rams 16
- **peccavi** : Patriots 31, Seahawks 27
- **Telemark** : Patriots 24, Seahawks 10
- **Munch** : Seahawks 31, Patriots 10
- **Jegpeg** : Seahawks 20, Patriots 13
- **Jahiegel2.0** : Seahawks 24, Patriots 20

We have picks with SEA over NE (3) and NE over SEA (2). And we have NE beating LAR (2). The only scenario we don’t have is LAR beating the NE.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/106 "2026-01-25T23:18:11Z")

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If I weren’t a homegrown Patriots fan, I’d almost root for the Rams to win the Superbowl, just cause a little chaos over here.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/107 "2026-01-26T02:55:30Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> - **peccavi** : Patriots 31, Seahawks 27
> - **Telemark** : Patriots 24, Seahawks 10
> - **Munch** : Seahawks 31, Patriots 10
> - **Jegpeg** : Seahawks 20, Patriots 13
> - **Jahiegel2.0** : Seahawks 24, Patriots 20

Two weeks of trash talk coming up.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/108 "2026-01-26T02:58:28Z")

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If Nix hadn’t gotten hurt I’m sure I would still be in it.

Oh well, I’m just glad Seattle will be there.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/109 "2026-01-27T15:03:06Z")

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This should be a nice easy one to sort out.

**Still Perfect**  
**peccavi** : Patriots 31, Seahawks 27  
**Telemark** : Patriots 24, Seahawks 10  
**Munch** : Seahawks 31, Patriots 10  
**Jegpeg** : Seahawks 20, Patriots 13  
**Jahiegel2.0** : Seahawks 24, Patriots 20

**One Down**  
**Jack\_Batty** : Patriots 35, ~~Rams~~ 24  
**Mighty\_Mouse** : Patriots 24, ~~Rams~~ 16  
**Pork\_Rind** : Seahawks 27, ~~Broncos~~ 21  
**Jasmine** : Seahawks 16, ~~Broncos~~ 10  
**Atamasama** : Seahawks 27, ~~Broncos~~ 24  
**Tierce** : Seahawks 31, ~~Broncos~~ 30  
**zimaane** : Patriots 38, ~~Bears~~ 20  
**ShadowFacts** : Seahawks 31, ~~Bills~~ 27  
**Procrustus** : Seahawks 24, ~~Texans~~ 20  
**iianndyiiii** : ~~Broncos~~ 27, Seahawks 21  
**Pheoinix** : ~~Broncos~~ 27, Seahawks 24  
**SenorBeef** : ~~49ers~~ 31, Patriots 26  
**AlsoNamedBort** : ~~Bears~~ 46, Patriots 10  
**eschereal** : ~~Bills~~ 21, Seahawks 19  
**dirtball** : ~~Bills~~ 27, Seahawks 24  
**hajario** : ~~Chargers~~ 24, Seahawks 20  
**peedin** : ~~Eagles~~ 17, Patriots 10  
**Locrian** : ~~Eagles~~ 24, Patriots 21  
**Hal\_Briston** : ~~Jaguars~~ 23, Seahawks 13

**Out**  
**Frosted\_Glass** : ~~Broncos~~ 28, ~~Bears~~ 14  
**garygnu** : ~~Rams~~ 31, ~~Bills~~ 24  
**MadTheSwine** : ~~Rams~~ 38, ~~Chargers~~ 13  
**FrostyKmart** : ~~Rams~~ 35, ~~Jaguars~~ 31  
**Hamley** : ~~Rams~~ 24, ~~Texans~~ 18  
**Railer13** : ~~49ers~~ 26, ~~Broncos~~ 20  
**SunTanLotion** : ~~49ers~~ 27, ~~Broncos~~ 14  
**LoneRhino** : ~~Bills~~ 27, ~~Rams~~ 23  
**stopnonstop** : ~~Bills~~ 24, ~~Rams~~ 17  
**borschevsky** : ~~Chargers~~ 31, ~~Rams~~ 27  
**muldoonthief** : ~~Eagles~~ 26, ~~Broncos~~ 17  
**Mr.Greenjeans** : ~~Ealges~~ 31, ~~Broncos~~ 19  
**Baal\_Houtham** : ~~Jaguars~~ 27, ~~Rams~~ 20  
**Loach** : ~~Texans~~ 17, ~~Rams~~ 10  
**pkbites** : ~~Bills~~ 38, ~~49ers~~ 34  
**Justin\_Bailey** : ~~Bills~~ 41, ~~49ers~~ 31  
**Stratocaster** : ~~Eagles~~ 24, ~~Bills~~ 17  
**Chisquirrel** : ~~Packers~~ 31, ~~Steelers~~ 25  
**Troutman** : ~~Texans~~ 28, ~~49ers~~ 13

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/110 "2026-01-28T15:33:22Z")

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_cough_ Chalk _cough_

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/111 "2026-02-09T03:30:11Z")

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Wooooooo!

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/112 "2026-02-09T03:30:59Z")

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Wow, quite good. I imagine that’s probably our most accurate guess ever

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/113 "2026-02-09T03:35:14Z")

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> [@Super Bowl LX](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-lx/1027508/149):
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> Does jegpeg win the early picks?

Munch’s margin of victory and the actual scores are closest I believe.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/114 "2026-02-09T03:36:52Z")

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Certainly looks like it to me.

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**Author:** ![Jegpeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jegpeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jegpeg)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/115 "2026-02-09T10:09:46Z")

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Congrats Munch, the pick 6 lost it for me. Though as a Hawks fan I’m not complaining.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/116 "2026-02-09T13:26:28Z")

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Congrats **Munch**! I was close on the scores, just had the teams backwards.

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/117 "2026-02-09T13:46:05Z")

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Congratulations & welcome to the club Munch!

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/118 "2026-02-09T15:04:15Z")

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Well, I had the Seahawks winning with a score of 31, so I was very close on half of it 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jegpeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jegpeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jegpeg)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2026, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/119 "2026-02-10T15:40:45Z")

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Well I had the Pat lose with score of 13 so I was perfect of half of it. 😛

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2026, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/23rd-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/1026369/120 "2026-02-11T11:18:56Z")

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@AlsoNamedBort are you going to declare an official winner?

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