### Author:  [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/1 "2005-04-25T20:48:41Z")
I thought it had been awhile since I’d started a thread and wanted to have the honor of doing one of these. 🙂 I hope the regulars responsible for starting these threads don’t mind! Y’all have just over four hours to come up with some wild speculation! Let’s get crackin’!
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_24_, Season 4, Episode 19
1:00 AM - 2:00 AM
SPOILERS AHEAD!
Season 4 threads
[1-2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=296090) [3-4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=296231) [5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=297399) [6](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=298733) [7](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=299932) [8](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301189) [9](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302470) [10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=303632)[11](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=304737) [12](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=305851) [13](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306966) [14](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=308104) [15](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=309170) [16](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=310254) [17](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=311420) [18](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=312536)
Season 3 threads
[1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=220002) [2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=221380) [3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=222709) [4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=224017) [5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=225274) [6](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=226621) [7](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=228098) [8](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=229589) [9](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=233364) [10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=234768) [11](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=236885) [12](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=237968) [13](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=239159) [14](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=240183) [15](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=241649) [16](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=248269) [17](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249575) [18](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=251669) [19](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=252057) [20](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=253222) [21](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=254435) [22](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=255627) [23](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=256792) [24](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=258060)
Season 2 threads
[1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=141661) [2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=142720) [3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=143761) [4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=144882) [5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=146280) [6](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=147635) [7](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=149356) [8](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=150854) [9](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=154843) [10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=156343) [11](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160583) [12](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=162262) [13](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=163850) [14](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=165404) [15](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=167046) [16](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=172344) [17](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=174079) [18](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=175707) [19](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=177496) [20](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=178804) [21](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=180544) [22](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=182018) [23](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=183597) [24](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=185081)
Season 1 threads
[1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=97572) 2 [3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=100175) [4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=101350) 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 [15](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=103851) [16](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=104854) [17](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=106093) [18](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=107360) 19 [20](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=109991) [21](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=111266) 22 [23](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=115233) [24](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=116289)
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/2 "2005-04-26T01:06:01Z")
Marwan: “Okay, terror cells. Set your cell phone rings to ‘annoying’. And stop talking to your girlfriends when you’re on the job.”
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/3 "2005-04-26T01:08:32Z")
NOW President Pussy wants to find his balls?
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/4 "2005-04-26T01:09:41Z")
You’re wrong, President Wuss-face. Jack Bauer IS the only one who can do the job.
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### Author:  [@emacknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emacknight)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/5 "2005-04-26T01:11:35Z")
Scary Henchman Guy, “…but Jack is heading up the field team!”
President Pussy, “Jack isn’t the only one that can run things!”
Best line of the season.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/6 "2005-04-26T01:15:18Z")
Chloe?
Will you marry me?
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/7 "2005-04-26T01:15:35Z")
Girlfriend’s about to get herself a bullet in the brain. Hopefully she’ll get to send the info to Chloe first.
So what about that throwaway line last week… “Accept my resignation.”
Either he changed his mind on how to play it, or that was the fastest re-hiring I’ve ever seen.
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/8 "2005-04-26T01:22:19Z")
Great. He’s gone from President Pussy to President Fucking Moron.
Way to blow the operation for the sake of your own bruised ego.
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### Author:  [@silk1976](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silk1976)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/9 "2005-04-26T01:23:02Z")
$20 says they apprehend Jack and leave Marwan.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/10 "2005-04-26T01:24:42Z")
Where’s the Secretary of Defense?
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/11 "2005-04-26T01:30:45Z")
President Pussy really needs to be “retired”.
“…but, I, \\, IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!”
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/12 "2005-04-26T01:30:54Z")
Gosh, I didn’t MEAN it… I didn’t mean to let the terror dude get away. But… but… this isn’t my fault! It’s everybody else’s fault! Waaaah… whaaaaa… waaaaaahhhhhh…
Novick needs to put the Prez in a time out, and get him a babysitter.
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### Author:  [@silk1976](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silk1976)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/13 "2005-04-26T01:32:10Z")
Novak: Whatever I call you shouldn’t change the fact that you are an idiot.
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/14 "2005-04-26T01:32:27Z")
Smartest thing Logan’s said – “What should I do, Mike. Tell me what to do.”
He ought to just be the figurehead and let Mike call the shots – he’s had more experience at this.
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/15 "2005-04-26T01:37:29Z")
Palmer: “Okay, here’s my advice Mr. President. (1) Let Jack free and give him carte blanche. (2) Mobilize FBI, CIA, NSA, the NRA, the TVA, and HBO, and put them all under Jack’s command. (3) Go have a juice box and watch cartoons – we’ll take it from here. Oh, and bedtime’s at 2:00 AM sharp.”
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/16 "2005-04-26T01:40:34Z")
> [@Monstre](#):
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> Palmer: “Okay, here’s my advice Mr. President. (1) Let Jack free and give him carte blanche. (2) Mobilize FBI, CIA, NSA, the NRA, the TVA, and HBO, and put them all under Jack’s command. (3) Go have a juice box and watch cartoons – we’ll take it from here. Oh, and bedtime’s at 2:00 AM sharp.”
He’s been a bad boy, letting that mean old terrorist go. No juice box.
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### Author:  [@emacknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emacknight)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/17 "2005-04-26T01:40:44Z")
There is only one computer for all of CTU???
Did they really need a hissy fit about a computer?
Next they’ll be sharing guns.
Red Shirt 1, “I have the shot, let me take it.”
Red Shirt 2, “No, I have a better shot, give me the gun.”
Tony, “you both suck and are about to die, give the gun to Jack.”
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/18 "2005-04-26T01:41:59Z")
Marwan greased himself up before today started – he must have. Because he’s slipped out of everything.
Chloe, that last little smarmy look you gave him – might just be the one that sends him over the edge…
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/19 "2005-04-26T01:43:19Z")
Who’s the Black guy Cheney-Clone is calling “Mr. President”?
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/20 "2005-04-26T01:44:05Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Who’s the Black guy Cheney-Clone is calling “Mr. President”?
That is President David Palmer from seasons 1-3.
He sells Allstate insurance now. 😃
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