# 24: Season 4: Episode 19 (1:00am - 2:00am)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [April 25, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065 "2005-04-25T20:48:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/81 "2005-04-26T21:00:06Z")
> [@RikWriter](#):
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> They have him torturing VEGETABLES now??? đ
They didnât start out they way, but they were vegetables once Jack was done with them. đ
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### Author:  [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/82 "2005-04-26T21:03:15Z")
Off topic, but Iâm just curious: is anyone running out to buy a CD of music from âthe last three seasons of _24_?â I just imagine an entire album of the âka-CHUNK, ka-CHUNK, ka-CHUNKâ intro and outro!
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### Author:  [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/83 "2005-04-26T21:12:29Z")
Yeah, the musicâs not so outstanding that I can see myself driving down the freeway to it.
Gotta get the soundtrack for _The Shield_, though. I think itâs out in May.
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### Author:  [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/84 "2005-04-26T21:13:47Z")
> [@John Mace](#):
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> Did I hear things correctly, or did Jack not say ânukyularâ? I noticed it last week, and again this week. But he usually talks so fast itâs hard to be sure.
I noticed that, too, but Iâm trying to to block it from my memeory, because thereâs no way such a badass can sound so dumb.
Actually, I wouldnât mind the _24_ CD⌠That stuff would make great ring/text message tones.
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### Author:  [@BobT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobT)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/85 "2005-04-26T21:32:43Z")
Marwan also has never gotten dirty during all of his close escapes. He will likely come out of a tunnel, that he blew up, without a speck of dirt on him. He doesnât even look like he needs to shave.
He didnât even have any makeup put on before his TV recording. He must be confident in his image.
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### Author:  [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/86 "2005-04-26T22:33:23Z")
âMarwan, I really think you should apply this eye liner and lip gloss before we record this message.â
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### Author:  [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/87 "2005-04-26T22:58:10Z")
Since we are making veiled Scooby-Doo references, I had a moment of humor of my own a couple of weeks ago. When Marwan and company were chasing down the football, they stopped to consult a map.
Any of you who have young children are no doubt familiar with Dora the Explorer.
As Marwan said âCheck the mapâ I could hear the âMap Introâ playing in my head. âWhen thereâs a place you gotta go, Iâm the one you need to know, Iâm the mapâŚâ
(crickets)
Well I thought it was funnyâŚ
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### Author:  [@FlightlessBird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlightlessBird)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/88 "2005-04-26T23:33:38Z")
> [@](#):
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> Personally, I think my response to being asked to go out into the field would be âokayâŚand I sign out the weaponsâŚfrom where?â
For me it was, âAs soon as Jack gets here, weâll go.â
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### Author:  [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/89 "2005-04-26T23:45:14Z")
> [@BobT](#):
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> Marwan also has never gotten dirty during all of his close escapes. He will likely come out of a tunnel, that he blew up, without a speck of dirt on him. He doesnât even look like he needs to shave.
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> He didnât even have any makeup put on before his TV recording. He must be confident in his image.
Weâve taken to calling him âTeflon Marwanâ. Nothinâ sticks to that guy - surrounded? By a thousand agents? No problem. Walk through a hole in the wall and blow it to hell with a timed bomb.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/90 "2005-04-26T23:48:10Z")
> [@interface2x](#):
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> Weâve taken to calling him âTeflon Marwanâ. Nothinâ sticks to that guy - surrounded? By a thousand agents? No problem. Walk through a hole in the wall and blow it to hell with a timed bomb.
Interesting parallel to real life terrorist al-Zarqawi.
[âWe almost got 'im.â](http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/04/26/iraq.zarqawi/index.html)
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### Author:  [@YPOD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YPOD)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/91 "2005-04-27T00:06:43Z")
I donât know - Iâm starting to worry. Jack is contemplating his relationship with his girlfriend too much - and how does he torture the guy - he twists his fingers? Where is the âshoot him againâ and âsomebody get me a sawâ Jack? Mayb e all those âdonât ask - donât tellâ sensitivity training guys at DOD have gotten to him. Jack please - come back to us. Your nation needs you. And your daughter. Preferrably without a bra.
Maybe they did make the new President look like Nixon, but Nixon would have been the absolute first to say âscrew the law, let Jack loose.â
If I remember properly, I read a long time ago that ex-Presidents are given regular security briefings for the explicit purpose of being able to advise the current President if needed.
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### Author:  [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2005, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/92 "2005-04-27T00:28:52Z")
Is it just me, or did everyone forget that Novik locked Ensign Ro is a closet and tossed her off a stairwell a year or two ago?
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/93 "2005-04-27T00:43:57Z")
> [@cbawlmer](#):
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> They didnât start out they way, but they were vegetables once Jack was done with them. đ
OK, Pal, Iâm gonna get you for that.
đ
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/94 "2005-04-27T01:15:08Z")
> [@BobT](#):
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> Marwan also has never gotten dirty during all of his close escapes. He will likely come out of a tunnel, that he blew up, without a speck of dirt on him.
He carries lemon scented moist towelettes with him in his pocket.
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/95 "2005-04-27T01:24:39Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#):
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> Is it just me, or did everyone forget that Novik locked Ensign Ro is a closet and tossed her off a stairwell a year or two ago?
Well, technically he wasnât the stairwell tosser â that was the big generic thug-in-a-suit that he had guard the room he locked her in.
And whereâs Ensign Ro? We never found out what happened to her after that! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Riiiiiiickkkyyyyyyyyyy!!
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### Author:  [@laughingboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laughingboy)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/96 "2005-04-27T02:33:35Z")
> [@Monstre](#):
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> > [@Oslo Ostragoth](#):
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> > ChloeâŚI want you to bear my children.
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> **Chloe** : I know.
Actually, that should read:
**Chloe** : I know. :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2005, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/97 "2005-04-27T03:31:50Z")
> [@interface2x](#):
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> Weâve taken to calling him âTeflon Marwanâ. Nothinâ sticks to that guy - surrounded? By a thousand agents? No problem. Walk through a hole in the wall and blow it to hell with a timed bomb.
BASF - We donât make the terrorist, we make the terrorist better.
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### Author:  [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/98 "2005-04-27T03:40:51Z")
> [@moi](#):
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> Add to that, âAnd you hand me my bullet-proof vestâŚwhen?â
CTUâs Q: Sorry, sir. Thatâs only available when you hit your fifth anniversary.
-Joe
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### Author:  [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/99 "2005-04-27T03:41:33Z")
By the way, could one of you firearms experts point me to a good site that has pictures of modern U.S. firearms? I had never heard of the M4 beforeâŚ
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### Author:  [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2005, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-19-1-00am-2-00am/301065/100 "2005-04-27T03:46:21Z")
> [@laughingboy](#):
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> Actually, that should read:
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> **Chloe** : I know. :rolleyes:
LMAO
Exactly so.
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