# 24: Season 4: Episode 22 (4:00am - 5:00am)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 16, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132 "2005-05-16T21:06:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/101 "2005-05-18T00:52:52Z")

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> [@Sam Stone](#):
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> Tony’s a dead man.

I’m afraid I agree.

> [@Sam Stone](#):
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> Now would someone re-explain the logic of the Mandy killing her compatriot again?

Dead men tell no tales. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/102 "2005-05-18T02:54:07Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Dead men tell no tales. 🙂

At least that dead man got some tail first… 😃

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**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/103 "2005-05-18T03:24:45Z")

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Audrey is the mole, I called it.

I guess they are finally have to bring Mandy down. She is their only lead.

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/104 "2005-05-18T03:47:00Z")

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Am I the only bothered at the idea of a ‘stealth’ missile? C’mon, that thing was an ordinary shaped missile not some super high tech thing with weird baffles and angles to fool radar. Plus the damn thing has a rocket engine burning!

All those satellites they keep repositioning, the 3-D infrared images they got of the Chinese embassy… and none of that is of any use in finding a blazingly hot item up in the sky, travelling in a straight line for an hour so far???

Sheesh.

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/105 "2005-05-18T03:49:45Z")

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Hit the wrong key…

My prediction: Jack will shout at Edgar, and then Edgar will save the day! He’ll find some backdoor routine that disarms the nuclear warhead – or maybe that orders it to self-destruct – and that will be that.  
And I bet TerroristChick turns out to be Marwan’s daughter or something like that, and gets used against him somehow.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/106 "2005-05-18T04:03:59Z")

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Yeah. Edgar will probably figure out how to defuse the missle using the AC power lines.

That’ll work.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/107 "2005-05-18T04:21:14Z")

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BTW, I saw another thread linking to at least one article that said “24” just got renewed for 2 seasons.

If this is the case, I wonder if we will see the same pattern of trying to make each season’s terror plot deadlier than the last:

**Season 1** : Baddies try to kill Jack and family, and David Palmer. Motive: Free terrorist father and get revenge.  
**Season 2** : Baddies try to nuke L.A. and start a war with Three Middle Eastern Countries[sup]TM[/sup]  
**Season 3** : Baddies try to release the Exploding Head virus in 12 major U.S. cities and start a huge epidemic.  
**Season 4** : Kidnapping SecDef, Attempted meltdown of 104 nuclear reactors, shooting down Air Force 1 with president inside, and another try at a nuke attack on a major city.

So… Will the “higher stakes” continue into Season 5? How “higher” can we make it? What’s your guess?

- Terrorists steal a device that causes devastating earthquakes, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, and athlete’s foot?
- Terrorists try to start an all-out nuclear war between U.S. and some other nuclear capable country? (Russia? North Korea? Britain?)
- Terrorists steal a NASA rocket, reprogram it to fly to the asteroid belt, explode, and knock an asteroid into an orbit that will collide with the Earth in 24 years?

Let’s hear it. What do you think, sirs?

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/108 "2005-05-18T04:34:36Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> It’s a cruise missile that flies around 600 MPH. So they said it could reach the coast in under 3 hours. So that gives us until next week for it to “land”.

That thing did not look like any “cruise” missile I have ever seen. To my non-military eyes, it looked more like a SAM, or maybe Surface to Surface.

Speaking of which, didn’t someone mention it by model number? Is it domestic or an import?

Why didn’t Chloe jump up, lift her top to expose her breasts, and say “I recognize that missile! It’s a Raytheon XP119 with a maximum speed of 600 m.p.h., maximum range of 1800 miles, and its chief vulnerability is its phase inverters!”

If anyone suggests Edgar do this…

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/109 "2005-05-18T04:34:56Z")

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The stakes don’t have to be higher, they just have to mix up the show a bit. For example they could make Jack a military advisor and go for more a team-oriented show next year. Something like a SEAL team. Or maybe send Jack into a foriegn country (if the show has the budget for it).

Get out of the CTU focus entirely, and use CTU just as a backdrop, like ‘Q’ was in the bond movies. This whole “dark room full of monitors” and dialog about running ‘protocols’ all hour long is getting tiresome anyway.

I am full up on protocols. I don’t want to hear the word again.

“Hey Sherry, can you call my wife for me?”

“Certainly. I will execute a telephone protocol.”

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/110 "2005-05-18T04:45:35Z")

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> [@Sam Stone](#):
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> The stakes don’t have to be higher, they just have to mix up the show a bit.

Oh, I quite agree – in fact, I think that their attempt to constantly make the stakes higher is part of the problem. This season we have so many unbelievable events and scenarios largely because they are trying to make the stakes so high.

But that’s not going to stop the writers from doing it (although I hope they go back to a more reasonable plot and make it tighter) – so IF they do it… what will they have to do to top the “danger” level from this season?

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/111 "2005-05-18T05:02:31Z")

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How about the destruction of the space-time continuum? That’d raise the stakes a bit.

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/112 "2005-05-18T05:21:34Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> So… Will the “higher stakes” continue into Season 5? How “higher” can we make it? What’s your guess?

Next baddie boss… Lex Luthor.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/113 "2005-05-18T05:42:32Z")

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I dunno about Tony dying. They’ve played with camera angles and lingering shots and stuff like that just to throw us off before.

Then again, maybe they’re counting on us to notice that, so they really will kill him, just to mindfuck us.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/114 "2005-05-18T06:11:52Z")

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> [@JThunder](#):
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> How about the destruction of the space-time continuum? That’d raise the stakes a bit.

Yeah, but then what about Season 6? 😉

> [@ISiddiqui](#):
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> Next baddie boss… Lex Luthor.

and he’s unleashed… NUKULAR MAN!!!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/115 "2005-05-18T06:31:05Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> So… Will the “higher stakes” continue into Season 5? How “higher” can we make it? What’s your guess?

Bad guys plot to use a sanitary napkin fished out of a Las Vegas ladies’ room waste receptacle to clone an army of Celine Dions to saturate L.A.'s entertainment delivery infrastructure, demoralizing the nation and causing everyone who isn’t profoundly hearing- or taste- impaired to commit messy suicide using anything within arm’s reach.

_Unleash the Dion Miltuplets!_

But I’ve said too much.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/116 "2005-05-18T06:41:09Z")

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One wonders what would REALLY happen to an America that had been subjected, in the span of four years, to the attempted assassination of a Presidential candidate and then President, the bombing of a jetliner, whatever else I missed in seasons one and two, the Motaba Virus in the hotel, a few nuclear reactor meltdowns, Air Force One getting shot down, and the nuke now flying at “the coasts” (they can’t even tell which one?). You’d think that by this point, CTU and the government would have the nearly unlimited powers to do anything they wanted for national security and everybody would be walking around with bar codes on their heads.

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**Author:** ![Ooner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c67d28/32.png) [@Ooner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ooner)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/117 "2005-05-18T09:07:22Z")

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PREDICTION: B’VHER IS ALIVE AND WILL SAVE THE DAY

You heard it here first!

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/118 "2005-05-18T12:19:41Z")

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> [@Troy McClure SF](#):
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> I dunno about Tony dying. They’ve played with camera angles and lingering shots and stuff like that just to throw us off before.

Well, it’s always possible that after spending some quality time with hot terrorist babe that Tony will realize that he’s wasting his time with Michelle and that Mandy is who he’s really supposed to be with.  
…

Just before Jack shoots her.

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/119 "2005-05-18T12:41:31Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> One wonders what would REALLY happen to an America that had been subjected, in the span of four years, to the attempted assassination of a Presidential candidate and then President, the bombing of a jetliner, whatever else I missed in seasons one and two, the Motaba Virus in the hotel, a few nuclear reactor meltdowns, Air Force One getting shot down, and the nuke now flying at “the coasts” (they can’t even tell which one?). You’d think that by this point, CTU and the government would have the nearly unlimited powers to do anything they wanted for national security and everybody would be walking around with bar codes on their heads.

To be fair, each season has more than a year inbetween them in “24 time” (now that I think about it, if you average out the extra time that is supposed to take place inbetween seasons with travel times DURING the seasons, it IS real time!). So if all this happened over the course of maybe SEVEN years, not four. I mean, who remembers that far back? 😃

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/120 "2005-05-18T12:47:27Z")

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> [@ISiddiqui](#):
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> Next baddie boss… Lex Luthor.

You know what, even Jack probably couldn’t take him down. This guy’s beaten Superman, Batman, and even Swamp Thing!

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