# 24: Season 4: Episode 22 (4:00am - 5:00am) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 16, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132 "2005-05-16T21:06:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/141 "2005-05-19T03:52:05Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Bad guys plot to use a sanitary napkin fished out of a Las Vegas ladies’ room waste receptacle to clone an army of Celine Dions to saturate L.A.'s entertainment delivery infrastructure, demoralizing the nation and causing everyone who isn’t profoundly hearing- or taste- impaired to commit messy suicide using anything within arm’s reach. > > _Unleash the Dion Miltuplets!_ > > But I’ve said too much. I didn’t know you wrote for ‘24’? Damn, I’m in the presence of sooper-genius… ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/142 "2005-05-19T03:58:13Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > In Season Six, he takes on the Borg. 😃 ::and kicks their collective ass, no less:: ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/143 "2005-05-19T04:17:30Z")
24 vs. STTNG? I don’t know, this thread may have been done before, but the possibilities are giving me goosebumps! Jack torturing Data? Could be interesting. Battle of the CTU redshirts vs. the STTNG redshirts? Something tells me they all die. Jack vs. Picard in the FINAL SHOWDOWN: Jack: “Curtis! Picard is a fag! PICARD IS A FAG!!! Chloe! I need more backup!” Picard: “Put your primitive weapon down so we can talk abou…” Jack: BLAMMM!!! “Primitive weapon this, big-nose…” I’ll be changing my shorts now… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/144 "2005-05-19T04:59:47Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > Season 9 - Jack needs to shut down the brand new computer system that CTU and D.O.D. had installed in their offices, the computer system is called… Skynet Season 10: On a fateful day when Kim is visiting the aging Jack in his nursing home, deadly events are set in motion when a riot breaks out in the dining hall, started by an argument between two elderly gentlemen over the last serving of apple cobbler. Kim runs to break up the fight, and runs, and runs… causing a few pacemakers to overload… ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/145 "2005-05-19T05:29:17Z")
I was cleaning up some of the scraps of paper that litter the area around my computer, and came across this one, dated January 17, 2005: “Is it too early to start the Chloe fan club? What other show would feature such a scowling, eye-rolling and thoroughly miserable heroine? I love her.” 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/146 "2005-05-19T08:12:14Z")
> [@cbawlmer](#): > > I wish the missile would head for some really unlikely target. “Screw you, Scottsdale, Arizona!” says Marwan. Maybe it’s heading for Palm Beach County. Marwan isn’t actually a militant muslim at all – he’s an American who voted for Al Gore, and he’s still pissed off at all the people in South Florida who couldn’t figure out how to fill out a ballot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/147 "2005-05-20T04:23:30Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > Maybe it’s heading for Palm Beach County. Marwan isn’t actually a militant muslim at all – he’s an American who voted for Al Gore, and he’s still pissed off at all the people in South Florida who couldn’t figure out how to fill out a ballot. 😃 This line of thought may call for a new _ **24** _ thread: **Where should Marwan aim the missile?** We have all lived in, read about, or heard about some benighted community in the US that we, secretly or not so secretly, would like to see reduced to glowing slag. What is yours? My answer: Right now, I don’t really have one to nominate… 😕 Maybe after some thought. Anyone care to start this thread with their own personal hellhole? ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/148 "2005-05-20T04:46:48Z")
How about the home of this gal that I dated briefly in 1998? ---
**Author:** ![annieclaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5a626/32.png) [@annieclaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annieclaus)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/149 "2005-05-20T15:00:11Z")
> [@Oslo Ostragoth](#): > > We have all lived in, read about, or heard about some benighted community in the US that we, secretly or not so secretly, would like to see reduced to glowing slag. What is yours? I vote for Chicago, basically because there has always been enmity between Chicago and Wisconsin. But not tomorrow, please. I’m going there to see John Malkovich at the Steppenwolf theater. (Someone in Chicago will probably aim the thing at Milwaukee, so we’ll cancel each other out. Such is life in the Midwest!) ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/150 "2005-05-20T15:53:05Z")
How about Green Bay, so that when NFL season rolls around again, we no longer have to hear about how Favre is the second coming of Christ from all the commentators again? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/151 "2005-05-20T17:50:38Z")
Tulsa, Oklahoma. Not that anyone would notice the difference. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lachesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@lachesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lachesis)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/152 "2005-05-20T18:33:57Z")
as a slight hijack – does anyone know off-hand when the 2-hour season finale will start next Monday? if it starts at the regular time, i’m gonna need to dig out the instructions for the VCR so i can record Medium. (although i can’t imagine they’d pre-empt the 10:00 news for a regular program, even during May Sweeps.) ---
**Author:** ![Roadfood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc348/32.png) [@Roadfood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadfood)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/153 "2005-05-20T18:38:23Z")
> [@lachesis](#): > > as a slight hijack – does anyone know off-hand when the 2-hour season finale will start next Monday? if it starts at the regular time, i’m gonna need to dig out the instructions for the VCR so i can record Medium. (although i can’t imagine they’d pre-empt the 10:00 news for a regular program, even during May Sweeps.) It’s starting an hour earlier than normal, 8pm Eastern and Pacific, I would assume 7pm Central, and who knows in Mountain. ---
**Author:** ![lachesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@lachesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lachesis)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/154 "2005-05-20T19:12:33Z")
yea! _gracias_ ---
**Author:** ![annieclaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5a626/32.png) [@annieclaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annieclaus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/155 "2005-05-21T03:01:07Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > How about Green Bay, so that when NFL season rolls around again, we no longer have to hear about how Favre is the second coming of Christ from all the commentators again? 😉 Ooh. Ouch! Yer killen’ me, Monstre! Are you from Chicago??? ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/156 "2005-05-21T04:15:27Z")
> [@Oslo Ostragoth](#): > > This line of thought may call for a new _ **24** _ thread: **Where should Marwan aim the missile?** sorry Boston, been nice knowin’ Ya… (then again, i just hate cities anyway, so i’m biased) but think of the advantages, after a couple thousand years, the city could be rebuilt with a road grid that’s _understandable_ and logical, a standard, easy to understand grid of roads, none of this “Blind, Parkinson’s disease suffering roadway architect designs” pattern that it is now… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132/157 "2005-05-21T04:28:03Z")
> [@annieclaus](#): > > Ooh. Ouch! Yer killen’ me, Monstre! Are you from Chicago??? Nope – Florida. (And couldn’t care less about “Da Bears”, either). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-22-4-00am-5-00am/304132.md?page=7)