# 24: Season 4: Episode 5 (11:00am - 12:00pm) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 17, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230 "2005-01-17T19:44:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/1 "2005-01-17T19:44:37Z")
]_24_, Season 4, Episode 5 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM SPOILERS AHOY! I wonder what Hal Sparks will have to say about _24_ when VH1 does _I Love the Aughts_. Season 4 threads [1-2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=296090) [3-4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=296231) Season 3 threads [1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=220002) [2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=221380) [3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=222709) [4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=224017) [5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=225274) [6](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=226621) [7](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=228098) [8](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=229589) [9](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=233364) [10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=234768) [11](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=236885) [12](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=237968) [13](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=239159) [14](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=240183) [15](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=241649) [16](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=248269) [17](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249575) [18](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=251669) [19](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=252057) [20](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=253222) [21](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=254435) [22](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=255627) [23](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=256792) [24](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=258060) Season 2 threads [1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=141661) [2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=142720) [3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=143761) [4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=144882) [5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=146280) [6](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147635) [7](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=149356) [8](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150854) [9](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=154843) [10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=156343) [11](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160583) [12](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=162262) [13](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=163850) [14](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165404) [15](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=167046) [16](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=172344) [17](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=174079) [18](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=175707) [19](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=177496) [20](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=178804) [21](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=180544) [22](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=182018) [23](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=183597) [24](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=185081) Season 1 threads [1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97572) 2 [3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=100175) [4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=101350) 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 [15](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=103851) [16](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=104854) [17](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106093) [18](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=107360) 19 [20](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109991) [21](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=111266) 22 [23](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115233) [24](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=116289) ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/2 "2005-01-18T02:11:55Z")
Yep,Marianne’s definitely the new Sherry Palmer. And Edgar **almost** grew some balls… “doesn’t mean I’m your bitch!” Well, you caved, so I guess it does. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/3 "2005-01-18T02:17:20Z")
Good lord, now all of a sudden I’m really liking Chloe, too! :eek: “Amateur!” “Edgar, you’re a geek…” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/4 "2005-01-18T02:17:59Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > Good lord, now all of a sudden I’m really liking Chloe, too! :eek: > > “Amateur!” > > “Edgar, you’re a geek…” Me, too. ---
**Author:** ![partlycloudy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/partlycloudy/32/3114_2.png) [@partlycloudy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/partlycloudy)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/5 "2005-01-18T02:24:37Z")
Oh wow, zee drama… zee suspense! And to top it all off, the vehicle bursts into flames! God I love this show… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/6 "2005-01-18T02:27:19Z")
I’d bet real money that Chloe’s a screamer and would demand to be on top. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/7 "2005-01-18T02:42:20Z")
Jack: “Now, miss head bitch in charge, aren’t you sorry you didn’t listen to me and follow this guy to the baddie hangout?” I was hoping for some later confrontation between Jack and Kalil – where the latter would recognize him and realize who’s bitch he’s been since the convenience store. Ah, well… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/8 "2005-01-18T02:46:15Z")
Man, the Terror Family Robinson is getting sloppy. You’d think they would have turned the girl’s phone off after the first time it rang. And they don’t need to rescue Heller before the broadcast starts. They just need to get in there before it ENDS. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/9 "2005-01-18T02:49:13Z")
“Jack, talk to me! Don’t go in there alone! Clear the area!” Doesn’t Driscoll realize that whatever she says will be “Opposite Day Command” to Jack? She ought to know better by now… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/10 "2005-01-18T02:55:54Z")
Jeez, how long does it take to wrap up a dead body? The Aziz’s are really bad at this kind of thing. Lots of time killing tonight. Chloe’s gone! Now there’s a mixed blessing. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/11 "2005-01-18T02:57:57Z")
The biggest shocker? Anyone want to venture a guess? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/12 "2005-01-18T03:08:23Z")
Well whatever is in that damned breifcase is the lynchpin of what comes next after Jack prevents the SecDef from being killed on the net. WMD’s? They already ran with bioterror last season. What could be in that case? Marcellis Wallace’s soul? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/13 "2005-01-18T03:10:44Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Well whatever is in that damned breifcase is the lynchpin of what comes next after Jack prevents the SecDef from being killed on the net. WMD’s? They already ran with bioterror last season. What could be in that case? Marcellis Wallace’s soul? Nuclear launch codes for sending missiles to destroy their (the TerrorFolks) enemies? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/14 "2005-01-18T03:19:39Z")
I predict that Hormonial Terror Kid pops bug-eyed Terror Mom sometime today. And the Terror Dad sacrifices their bodies in his shrine to Father Knows Best. I’m confused-- did Terror Mom lie to Terror Dad about the relative aliveness of the unfortunate ex-girlfriend? Also, store-robbery kidnapper should have known better than to drive a Pinto. It was a Pinto, wasn’t it? That’s why it exploded that way, right? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/15 "2005-01-18T03:21:59Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I’m confused-- did Terror Mom lie to Terror Dad about the relative aliveness of the unfortunate ex-girlfriend? I think she just didn’t want Ward to know that she killed the Beaver’s girlfriend, since the Beaver was supposed to do it himself. Otherwise Ward would be very disappointed in the Beaver. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/16 "2005-01-18T03:24:17Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > Nuclear launch codes for sending missiles to destroy their (the TerrorFolks) enemies? Not bad, but I doubt it. First, who was the guy with the briefcase on the train? He must have been important, but they don’t just let some guy with nuke codes wander about the country. Also, right after SecDef was nabbed they threw out a line about how they changed all the codes that he knew about etc. I can’t see them doing differently if someone with nuke launch codes was killed in a train accident. I don’t think that case has anything to do directly with the US government. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/17 "2005-01-18T03:24:19Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I’m confused-- did Terror Mom lie to Terror Dad about the relative aliveness of the unfortunate ex-girlfriend? No. UnluckyGirl was quite dead. TerrorMom was telling TerrorKid that TerrorDad would be pissed if he didn’t see a bullet hole in UnluckyGirl, so she popped a cap in UnluckyGirl’s dead chesticular region. She saved TerrorKid’s ass for now. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/18 "2005-01-18T03:38:54Z")
> [@](#): > > _Mr. Blue Sky_ > TerrorDad would be pissed if he didn’t see a bullet hole in UnluckyGirl, so she popped a cap in UnluckyGirl’s dead chesticular region And then TerrorTeen had sex with the body… 😃 Of course, I was expecting them to grab Debbie’s mom in and add her to the pile. Then in subsequent episodes, I envisioned this sequence: “Hi, I’m Debbie’s Mom’s husband. Have you seen Debbie or her mom? Hey what’s that blood on the floo…” _POW!!!_ (time passes…) _ding dong_ “Hi, I’m Debbie’s mom’s neighbor. They invited me to a barbeque tonight, but I can’t find the…” _BANG!_ (time passes…) _knock knock_ “Hi, I’m the guy who took Debbie to the prom last year. I heard the barbeque was moved to here tonig…?” _BLAM BLAM!!!_ (more time passes…) _ding dong_ TerrorDad, to TerroMom: “Pack your shit. We’re moving.” ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/19 "2005-01-18T03:39:46Z")
Okay, I now have to agree with those who say that Chloe is kinda sexy. Not droolingly sexy, but still… ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/20 "2005-01-18T03:43:10Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > Okay, I now have to agree with those who say that Chloe is kinda sexy. > > Not droolingly sexy, but still… At least wardrobe gave her some ass pants to wear for her walkout scene. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230.md?page=2)