# 24: Season 4: Episode 5 (11:00am - 12:00pm)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 17, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230 "2005-01-17T19:44:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![annieclaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5a626/32.png) [@annieclaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annieclaus)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/101 "2005-01-23T03:19:51Z")

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If anyone’s interested: Kiefer is the star guest on INSIDE THE ACTOR’S STUDIO on Bravo tomorrow night.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/102 "2005-01-23T04:50:05Z")

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> [@MannyL](#):
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> Like Nikita hersellf and Kim wrestling together

Nikita would pull up the skirt of her evening gown, grab the 9mm from the holster on her thigh and blow this Kim person away.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/103 "2005-01-24T05:32:59Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Nikita would pull up the skirt of her evening gown, grab the 9mm from the holster on her thigh and blow this Kim person away.

Kim would slip and fall, the bullets just barely missing her, and roll down an embankment into a fast-flowing stream, carrying her to a river, where she would get caught in a shrimping net.

Your move.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/104 "2005-01-24T13:12:11Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> Your move.

The shrimping vessel would be run by Michael, looking for a Section satellite that crashed at sea and he would haul her aboard.

Yours. 🙂

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**Author:** ![SuperNelson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@SuperNelson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNelson)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/105 "2005-01-24T13:15:12Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> So, I’m Edgar and someone starts to try to blackmail me. She insists that I go to the boss and say X.
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> I would go to the boss and say, “She keeps telling me that if I don’t get her into Y that she’ll make up a story about me helping Chloe. I have no idea what she’s talking about, but she’s trying to get clearance.”
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> Best case? She’s fired. Worst case? The boss doesn’t believe me but would keep an eye on her.

Methinks Edgar has something up his sleeve. He gave Marianne level 3-b clearance instead of the standard level 3, and is using it to monitor her.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/106 "2005-01-24T17:52:18Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Yours. 🙂

Below decks, after changing into a dry yet thin see-thru T-shirt that Michael provides, Kim discovers his secret stash of S&M porn videos and thinks that he might have ulterior motives. She hits him in the back of the head with a harpoon gun and knocks him overboard. Only then, she realizes she doesn’t know how to navigate a boat…

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episode-5-11-00am-12-00pm/285230/107 "2005-01-24T19:20:09Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> she doesn’t know how to navigate a boat…

Mildly annoyed at having the back of his skull crushed, Michael fires the harpoon gun at his trawler and pulls himself hand over hand to the boat. He climbs aboard to find Kim holding the wheel with one hand and a magaziene with the other.  
His cell phone rings.

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