# 24: Season 4: Episodes 23-24 (5:00am - 7:00am) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 23, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139 "2005-05-23T19:06:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/1 "2005-05-23T19:06:02Z")
And now for the season finale! This thread may be hazardous to your mental health. Open at your own risk. * * * _24_, Season 4, Episodes 23-24 5:00 AM - 7:00 AM SPOILERS AHEAD! Season 4 threads [1-2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=296090) [3-4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=296231) [5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=297399) [6](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=298733) [7](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=299932) [8](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301189) [9](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302470) [10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=303632)[11](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=304737) [12](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=305851) [13](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306966) [14](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=308104) [15](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=309170) [16](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=310254) 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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/2 "2005-05-23T19:44:28Z")
I’m scared. I don’t know if I can suspend my disbelief for two hours. One hour has been taxing enough. Should we say goodbye to Tony now, dead in yet another Hollywood cliche? Who else dies? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/3 "2005-05-23T20:52:18Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > Who else dies? Take this for what it’s worth. I’ll space it down to prevent mouse-overs. Rumor has it that Tony DOES NOT die. Marwan does, but not by Jack. Jack “dies”. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/4 "2005-05-23T21:08:30Z")
You know, as this season progresses I’m beginning to suspect that my shot at a Michelle & Chloe bra-n-panties pillow fight is becoming more and more unlikely… -Joe, disappointed ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/5 "2005-05-23T21:20:01Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > You know, as this season progresses I’m beginning to suspect that my shot at a Michelle & Chloe bra-n-panties pillow fight is becoming more and more unlikely… > > -Joe, disappointed Wait for the S4 DVD box set. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/6 "2005-05-23T21:47:02Z")
**Merijeek** , that might be the only thing that can save this season! Even better, Michelle & Chloe versus Hot Terror Chick 1 & Audrey. _“I’m going to be in my bunk.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/7 "2005-05-23T23:27:22Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > You know, as this season progresses I’m beginning to suspect that my shot at a Michelle & Chloe bra-n-panties pillow fight is becoming more and more unlikely… “Michelle, it’s Jack. We found Marwan, but he killed my team and has me captive again, and Tony, too. He says he’ll let us go, only if you and Chloe strip down to your bras and panties right away, and get over here. He’s filling up a big vat with jello as we speak.” ---
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/8 "2005-05-23T23:33:49Z")
I wonder how long it will take Jack to disarm that nuclear missle while dismantling in flight as he rides that baby like terror chick rides gay american terrorists. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/9 "2005-05-24T00:18:31Z")
Side note: Manny Coto has signed on as a writer for season 5. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/10 "2005-05-24T00:19:50Z")
Okay, I totally did not see that coming. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/11 "2005-05-24T00:25:20Z")
I thought Michelle was going to wonder why she didn’t hear rain over the phone. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/12 "2005-05-24T00:27:05Z")
In a spoiler box for west coast dopers, although only contains info from what we just saw: I reall hope the writers aren’t trying to get us to think Tony is dead. It could not be more obvious is was the red head lady and her son, or whoever that other dude was. ---
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/13 "2005-05-24T00:27:07Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > Okay, I totally did not see that coming. Which part are you talking about? It is obvious that Tony and Terror chick are still alive, and that she forced the neighbor peeps to walk out to the car so she could blow them up to cause a huge distraction while she escapes. She is good. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/14 "2005-05-24T00:31:59Z")
> [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](#): > > Which part are you talking about? The Chinese dudes picking up the CTU agent. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/15 "2005-05-24T00:35:59Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I thought Michelle was going to wonder why she didn’t hear rain over the phone. 🙂 HA! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/16 "2005-05-24T00:36:09Z")
Tony is the fuckin’ man! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/17 "2005-05-24T00:37:20Z")
Oh, and I didn’t notice the lack of rain, but I did notice that the cell conversation had the car explosion on it…how could it, since the instant it expleded the cell would be gone and no signal to transmit an explosion? But the lack of rain works equally well. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/18 "2005-05-24T00:38:04Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > The Chinese dudes picking up the CTU agent. Agreed. That might be one of the coolest twists this entire season. This Chinese Consulate Security guy means business. Did I see correctly that they had murdered two CTU agents? How do they find these American mercenaries to help them on such short notice? ---
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/19 "2005-05-24T00:41:41Z")
Do you really have what it takes to let me shoot him while you’re looking him in the eye? “Yes.” Greatest line ever. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-4-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am/305139/20 "2005-05-24T00:42:09Z")
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