# 24: Season 5: Episode 14 (8:00pm - 9:00pm) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 20, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214 "2006-03-20T23:18:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/21 "2006-03-21T04:12:12Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > Good thing Jack just asked Chloe to get the “WET” list, and not the NOC list. Or else she would have had to learn to rappel, or at least to climb the rope in gym class, really quick. Damn, what action movie is the NOC list from? That’s killing me! Is it Sneakers? ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/22 "2006-03-21T04:27:12Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > Y’know, if they kill off enough of the regular characters, we might finally see Chloe in command of CTU. Well, Jack still outranks her, and without Jack there is no show. He’ll be one of the last to die. ---
**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/23 "2006-03-21T04:31:23Z")
> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > Damn, what action movie is the NOC list from? That’s killing me! Is it Sneakers? Mission Impossible ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/24 "2006-03-21T04:32:40Z")
Right. Too bad I hated that movie, except for the opening sequence where the original team was taken apart. That’s the only part that paid homage to the show (which ruled) – I don’t know what the rest of that movie was about. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/25 "2006-03-21T05:09:28Z")
Do I get credit for posting this last week? > [@Omniscient](#): > > I had a thought during the show which I thought would be an awesome plot twist. Suppose that CTU actually has a mole within the terrorist cell! Turn the tables on these guys for a change. Wouldn;t you be amazed to see CTU acting proactively on something for a change? Some actual productive intel? True, CTU would be hard pressed to do something this smoothly without leaking the information but those well-organized and efficient Germans certainly pegged it. Woo! > [@Finagle](#): > > The immunity paper for the female agent (Collette?) got signed and faxed in amazingly record time. Of course, by now, CTU probably has a standard form for that. I’m picturing a Mad-Libs version. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/26 "2006-03-21T06:08:32Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > They should have been playing a little Mamas & Papas while Stoller was threatening Curtis with the gun. > > “Do you want him to die?” > > _Maaaaake your own kind of muuuusic…_ > > (Someone will get it…) > > 4 8 15 16 23 42… 4 8 15 16 23 42 He didn’t call Jack “Brother”. That would’ve been a nice little twist. ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/27 "2006-03-21T06:10:49Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > And Bunhead’s threat. “There **will** be repercusions.” I said “Oh, like Jack’s never heard that before!” ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/28 "2006-03-21T06:11:41Z")
> [@Finagle](#): > > Yet more incredible time compression. Five minutes after the President decides to declare martial law, there are troops on all the roads. How long does it take to mobilize troops? They’ve already provided food and water to everyone in the convention center too! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/29 "2006-03-21T06:13:49Z")
I bet if Audrey confesses, she’ll say “I was doing it for my country!” just like everyone else this season. Which means that she’s working for Gardener, Logan’s evil twin. My only question now is if Heller is invovled as well. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/30 "2006-03-21T06:16:56Z")
> [@HPL](#): > > I said “Oh, like Jack’s never heard that before!” Yeah, it’s to laugh. Jack eats “repurcusions” for breakfast. OK, hottie intel broker actually had feelings for Desmond. But no way she got the data from Audrey, unless it was done unknowingly. Or, maybe she was “with” Audrey before she hooked up with Desmond. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/31 "2006-03-21T06:27:03Z")
> [@John Mace](#): > > Yeah, it’s to laugh. Jack eats “repurcusions” for breakfast. > > OK, hottie intel broker actually had feelings for Desmond. But no way she got the data from Audrey, unless it was done unknowingly. Or, maybe she was “with” Audrey before she hooked up with Desmond. 😃 Audrey, Collette, and Mandy in a hot 3-way. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/32 "2006-03-21T06:39:38Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > It would be easier to keep a list of countries that do _not_ have Jack on their shit list. “24”, Season 6: Chinese and German agents resort to terrorist operations on U.S. soil and battle each other, as well, in their attempts to apprehend Jack Bauer. Oh, and three middle eastern coutries get in on the action, too. ---
**Author:** ![bob\_loblaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@bob\_loblaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_loblaw)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/33 "2006-03-21T08:46:40Z")
am i the only one greatly disappointed by the stunning lack of death and mayhem in this hour? i mean, shocking plot twist revealing audrey as a mole for the terrorists – or might it be the other way around? – great stuff. but i was promised massive death & mayhem by the promos. i want my massive death & mayhem!! i am owed!!! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/34 "2006-03-21T08:48:29Z")
I’m still wondering what site in LA would allow for 200,000 deaths. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/35 "2006-03-21T09:00:25Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > I’m still wondering what site in LA would allow for 200,000 deaths. 😕 They called it a distribution center. No idea how that’ll work for spreading a nerve gas, but I’m supposing we’ll learn it’s something that will disperse the toxin far beyond just the initial “target”. Perhaps like a water treatment plant or something of that vein. I don’t think the implication is that there’s 200,000 people piled into one place. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/36 "2006-03-21T10:45:45Z")
What is this ‘making deals’ crap? I was expecting some good torture with at least the woman he took. So Chloe gets her keycard taken, and she looks pissed. But how can you tell, she always looks like that. Jack saved her ass though. ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/37 "2006-03-21T12:21:10Z")
> [@Omniscient](#): > > They called it a distribution center. No idea how that’ll work for spreading a nerve gas, but I’m supposing we’ll learn it’s something that will disperse the toxin far beyond just the initial “target”. Perhaps like a water treatment plant or something of that vein. > > I don’t think the implication is that there’s 200,000 people piled into one place. I am thinking natural gas. Do they have gas heating/cooking etc in LA? ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/38 "2006-03-21T13:54:19Z")
Jack’s been disappointing me this season. First, he had two good targets to torture for information, and he didn’t. Second, only “hundreds of thousands” may die here. Shouldn’t Jack be farming out anything less than one million? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/39 "2006-03-21T14:31:55Z")
How did the people who shot up Wayne’s car get past the roadblock? Nobody knew he was coming until after the troops were deployed. ---
**Author:** ![Papermache\_Prince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Papermache\_Prince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papermache_Prince)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214/40 "2006-03-21T14:44:51Z")
I assumed the people who shot up Wayne’s car were already inside the roadblock - perhaps part of the evil VP’s evil team. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episode-14-8-00pm-9-00pm/349214.md?page=3)