# 24: Season 5: Episodes 23-24 (5:00am - 7:00am) Season Finale **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 22, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788 "2006-05-22T18:45:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/21 "2006-05-23T00:43:02Z")
:eek: CHLOE WAS MARRIED? ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/22 "2006-05-23T00:43:23Z")
So this “Morris” guy, who is Chloe’s ex-husband and apparantly worked for the government at some point, is now selling shoes in Beverly Hills…yet he was right there in CTU? Wha? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/23 "2006-05-23T00:44:38Z")
Dammi, when I was typing my response, I missed what Novak was talking to Flotus about. What is the only way she can keep Logan there? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/24 "2006-05-23T00:45:44Z")
We’ve found a place that’s more than 15 minutes away – the Presidential retreat. This Morris guy was married to Chloe? BWAHAHAHHAA!! Chloe: “Can you do it without talking?” Morris: “Yes, but it would be a total waste of my charm.” This guy’s a trip! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/25 "2006-05-23T00:46:44Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > What is the only way she can keep Logan there? She will give him a grocery list. Or need to talk about Dr. Phil’s show today. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/26 "2006-05-23T00:47:04Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > So this “Morris” guy, who is Chloe’s ex-husband and apparantly worked for the government at some point, is now selling shoes in Beverly Hills…yet he was right there in CTU? Wha? 😕 Apparently Chloe already brought him in, then went to Buchanan to get the clearance for higher access (not access into the building). ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/27 "2006-05-23T00:50:46Z")
So, $5 on Henderson wearing a vest and popping out of the body bag to fink on _Charles?_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/28 "2006-05-23T01:14:35Z")
> [@Annie](#): > > So, $5 on Henderson wearing a vest and popping out of the body bag to fink on _Charles?_ Ooooh. I won’t take any of that bet. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/29 "2006-05-23T01:15:53Z")
Gee, President Logan sure didn’t keep the helicopter waiting for long, did he? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/30 "2006-05-23T01:23:04Z")
Jack wimped out. What a wuss. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/31 "2006-05-23T01:25:35Z")
The Pen or the Phone. It’s a Jack trick, I tells ya! ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/32 "2006-05-23T01:32:39Z")
That’s gonna be such an unhappy President when he realizes that he’s bugged. ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/33 "2006-05-23T01:34:43Z")
It’ll be the pen. Motorola would sue if it was the Razr. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/34 "2006-05-23T01:34:26Z")
> [@5que](#): > > The Pen or the Phone. > > It’s a Jack trick, I tells ya! Yep – that’s what I’m thinking, too. Jack expected to end up caught – it’s the “modified communications protocols” or whatever that techno-babble was, with the altered equipment. I’m sure Chloe has just recorded that whole incident with Logan and Martha. ---
**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/35 "2006-05-23T01:41:33Z")
Methinks that President Wussyface is about to be sorry he screwed with the First Lady. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/36 "2006-05-23T01:45:03Z")
OK, no way the Attorney General has that kind of clout. And no way Jack would be released. No…don’t go through that door! ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/37 "2006-05-23T01:48:39Z")
Ninjas! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/38 "2006-05-23T01:48:57Z")
That was a nice smug look on the First Lady’s face. So did she actually know the plan and stage that breakdown, followed by the hangar conversation? Or did Chloe just wait for him to do something incriminating somewhere, anywhere? “Jack, your daughter’s on the phone.” “Hi, daddy? I’m caught in a cougar trap again – can you come get me out?” I saw that setup coming. Now… who grabbed Jack? The Chinese? The German dude? Or a henchman of Baldy and Co.? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/39 "2006-05-23T01:56:30Z")
Well, it was the Chinese. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-5-episodes-23-24-5-00am-7-00am-season-finale/357788/40 "2006-05-23T01:56:38Z")
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