# 24: Season 8: Episode 13 (4:00am - 5:00am)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 22, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402 "2010-03-22T22:21:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Baracus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@Baracus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baracus)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/21 "2010-03-23T16:10:32Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> And do you know why he didn’t? Because he wasn’t using his pistol. He’s just another mook with a automatic rifle. Better than average, but still not at the same level as when he is forced to take on an invading army with a Beretta.

And he was standing still. Jack can’t really draw a good bead on a baddy unless he is at least trotting. Once he hits flat out running or does a slide-o-death ™, he can hit a terrorist unibrow on every shot from 50 paces. Didn’t he actually hit a couple guys once he stopped aiming and broke cover, shooting from the hip?

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/22 "2010-03-23T16:44:28Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Bill Buchanan is stepping up to take the blame.

He’s dead, **D\_Odds**.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/23 "2010-03-23T16:51:10Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> Brannon Braga (of TNG, Voyager and Enterprise fame or infamy if you prefer) is a writer on this show.

As is Manny Coto, writer for Enterprise. Fan Fic stuff the last season.

Chole: “What do I do?”  
Rene" “They are coming between us and Jack, Chole. Kill them. Kill them all now, while there is still time.”

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/24 "2010-03-23T16:59:33Z")

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I think I’ve generally enjoyed this season more than most, but I thought this episode was REALLY disappointing.

Usually, 24 does a good job of minor misleads and keeping you guessing and stuff, but nearly everything this episode happened exactly as one expected it to.

-the ctu guy looks like he’s going to panic, which will cause a problem, so he does  
-the younger ctu guy looks like he’s going to go after the older guy, which will get him killed, and he does, and it does  
-Renee is going after Jack and we hope she’ll show up just in time to save him, and she does  
-Chloe has a crazy sounding plan, and we hope it will work, and it does  
-NSA guy seems like a douchebag, and he is

Usually on an episode of 24, at least 2 or 3 of those would end up working out somewhat differently. Not quite Joss Whedon subvert-the-cliche differently, but at least somewhat interestingly.  
Dana being a mole almost certainly makes no sense, although it does make it at least somewhat more believable that she got hired, if you think about it from a certain angle. Random ex-con changes her identity well enough to slip past CTU’s screening process = improbable. Random ex-con is recruited by powerful shadowy conspiracy which almost certainly extends up to random white guys in suits who we haven’t met yet, and they arrange her to get hired by CTU = somehow more probable.  
And joking about it aside, I think there’s only a mole in CTU every other season, on average. Although in season 2, for instance, we spent a long time THINKING there was a mole in CTU but it turned out he was a good guy running a sting operation, etc.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/25 "2010-03-23T17:05:36Z")

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> [@JThunder](#):
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> He’s dead, **D\_Odds**.

How about George Mason? Michelle Dressler?

If we’re going to limit it to CTU Special Agents in Charge who are still alive (I really don’t see why we’d want to do that. Easier to blame the dead - and they don’t complain), then how about Tony Almaeda? Erin Driscoll?

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/26 "2010-03-23T17:18:30Z")

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> [@MaxTheVool](#):
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> And joking about it aside, I think there’s only a mole in CTU every other season, on average. Although in season 2, for instance, we spent a long time THINKING there was a mole in CTU but it turned out he was a good guy running a sting operation, etc.

Season 1: Jamey Farrell & Nina Meyers (a 2-fer)  
Season 4: Marianne Taylor  
Season 5: Spenser Wolff (who got to nail Chloe first)  
Season 8: Dana Walsh

You’re not too far off. There were some false moles, and I think every season had a mole/turncoat somewhere (FBI, NSA, Secret Service, etc).

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/27 "2010-03-23T18:56:22Z")

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CTU doesn’t have off site backups?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/28 "2010-03-23T19:07:32Z")

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> [@tr0psn4j](#):
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> CTU doesn’t have off site backups?

Hastings found out Chloe was taking tapes home for the night and made her stop.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/29 "2010-03-23T19:13:35Z")

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Have y’all noticed how Hastings/Williamson slinks around all stoop-shouldered like he just got caught doing something nasty? Not the image you’d want the head man to have if he was out there commanding respect and stuff.

In fact, CTU looks more like Keystone Kops than the models of Homeland Security we’d expect after 9/11 and all. And even Season 1 was post-9/11.

Just saying.

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/30 "2010-03-23T19:17:55Z")

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Chloe’s wielding a gun. FINALLY!

I’m glad Renee is back in play.

That armor shield was a good idea. Unfortunately, it’s so hard to find good help these days.

Poor Owen. It was inevitable

Renee FTW!

Chloe’s not good with praise. 🙂

Crazy Bitch killed the PO. He had no evidence, she completely overreacted. What exactly is she up to? Didn’t really think there was going to be a mole this season but if I had to guess, I would have said it’s her.  
Oh and Hastings is exercising some good judgment huh? Finally someone’s listening to Jack and Chloe.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/31 "2010-03-23T19:37:01Z")

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> [@tr0psn4j](#):
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> I’m glad Renee is back in play.

Sounds like a campaign slogan. 🙂

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/32 "2010-03-24T00:59:30Z")

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> [@Baracus](#):
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> And he was standing still. Jack can’t really draw a good bead on a baddy unless he is at least trotting. Once he hits flat out running or does a slide-o-death ™, he can hit a terrorist unibrow on every shot from 50 paces. Didn’t he actually hit a couple guys once he stopped aiming and broke cover, shooting from the hip?

He hit them from the ground, shooting without aiming.

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**Author:** ![ProfessorX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@ProfessorX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ProfessorX)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/33 "2010-03-24T01:01:37Z")

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Honestly didn’t see the Dana/mole storyline coming - I thought it was going to be Arlow.

My and my friends just started laughing though when we saw that, pretty absurd twist IMO.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/34 "2010-03-24T01:51:14Z")

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That was Head Starbuck, er, Dana not the real Star…Dana.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/35 "2010-03-24T03:24:37Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> How about George Mason? Michelle Dressler?
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> If we’re going to limit it to CTU Special Agents in Charge who are still alive (I really don’t see why we’d want to do that. Easier to blame the dead - and they don’t complain), then how about Tony Almaeda? Erin Driscoll?

Uhm.

Uh…

Mason

Went down in a helicopter with the payload of a biological weapon, because he took in too much of the weapon, and had less than a day to live.

Dressler

Carbomb early on in a season, that in turn took out quite a few people, Chloe got saved by Jack.

Right ?

Or were you not asking THAT?

And

Tony

Is still in play, right? Good to see he studied under Patrick Duffy.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/36 "2010-03-24T04:08:16Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> Brannon Braga (of TNG, Voyager and Enterprise fame or infamy if you prefer) is a writer on this show.

Oh shit, I didn’t know that! I now fear this season will end up with a big time travel “Reset Button” – which will erase the events of the past several years, and reboot us back to the moment before Kim got caught in the cougar trap…

> [@StarvingButStrong](#):
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> Aw, c’mon. Of _course_ there’s a mole in this CTU office. It’s a union requirement!

CTU may have improved their drone and surveillance technology, but they certainly haven’t been able to hire an HR department that understands the concept of “background check”.

> [@Ronald C. Semone](#):
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> Someone should be fired at CTU when this is over. The person who dispenses weapons forgot to give Jack one of those guns that never run out of bullets; during his long gun battle he had to stop and reload!

I want to know why that CTU van wasn’t stocked with a shoulder-fired rocket launcher.

> [@suranyi](#):
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> There was a power failure in my neighborhood last night so I missed the first half hour or so

What?! The IRK terrorists hit you with an EMP, too?!!!

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/37 "2010-03-24T04:15:51Z")

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> [@MaxTheVool](#):
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> Although in season 2, for instance, we spent a long time THINKING there was a mole in CTU but it turned out he was a good guy running a sting operation, etc.

Season 3, actually – if indeed you are referring to Gaelle.

**Meeko** – on George Mason, it was a plane and a nuclear bomb. On Michelle, the bomb just took out her – and injured Tony a bit. And I’m quite sure **D\_Odds** knows those characters are dead. He’s saying let’s let some dead agents take the blame.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/38 "2010-03-24T13:26:39Z")

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Nah, it was just coinky-dinks that the first three names have shuffled off this mortal plane (get it…George Mason…plane…oh, nevermind). 😉 🆒

Tony was likely sent to a Supermax facility from which he escaped and set-up operations in Miami, until he ran afoul of Fionna Glenanne, Michael Westen, and Sam Axe.

Erin, IIRC, is in a soft room wearing a jacket with extra-long sleeves.\*

\*Yes, that’s an exaggeration.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/39 "2010-03-24T15:51:17Z")

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Can someone pelase explain to me why the bad guys didn’t just run behind that walking barricade and cap their assses?

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**Author:** ![ProfessorX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@ProfessorX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ProfessorX)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-13-4-00am-5-00am/533402/40 "2010-03-24T15:54:23Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Tony was likely sent to a Supermax facility from which he escaped and set-up operations in Miami, until he ran afoul of Fionna Glenanne, Michael Westen, and Sam Axe.

haha, yeah, I was trying to find a way to work that in.

I believe Tony’s technically still alive though right? Or not totally dead by 24 standards? Would be awesome if he was to come back. I think he’s my favorite 24 character of all time.

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