# 24: Season 8: Episode 21 (12:00pm - 1:00pm) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 11, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983 "2010-05-11T01:00:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/1 "2010-05-11T01:00:58Z")
**FAQ Bauer (aka Thread Rules)** _1) What can be discussed in plain text, unboxed?_ A: Any events in episodes, once aired on the east coast – as well as any speculation based on these already-aired events. _2) What should I confine to spoiler boxes?_ A: Any discussion of upcoming shows that contains information from sources outside the aired material, or any speculation based on such things. This includes the “Next week on 24” previews, which some people choose not to watch. _3) Should we approve the use of lethal force on Jack?_ A: You’re just gonna piss him off… * * * Previously on 24: - Jack and Cole raid a building full of security dudes, and bust Dana out. Security dudes need more training. Well… needed. - Dana leads Cole to the exploding deposit box. She’s happy to blow away the bank manager, but she doesn’t shoot Cole. Does she still have feeeeeeeeeelings for him? - Logan convinces Pres. Taylor to put his Chief Dickhead aide in charge of the search at CTU. And he calls the Russian to say, “Kill moose and squirrel! Oh wait, squirrel is dead. Kill moose!” - Jack gets the evidence, then he gives Dana the Nina treatment. * * * _24_, Season 8, Episodes 21 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM SPOILERS AHEAD! 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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/2 "2010-05-11T01:05:53Z")
Line stolen from James Bond: “The Bitch is dead.” Admiral Adama is going to be pissed. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/3 "2010-05-11T01:24:26Z")
huh – Suvarov will be back. How long has he been the Russian pres. in 24? At least since season 5, if I recall? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/4 "2010-05-11T01:24:47Z")
I am in position…to Keel Moose and Squirrel! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/5 "2010-05-11T01:26:02Z")
Sounds to me like Meredith Reed won’t be making it through the day. Arlo goes ahead and crosses Dana off from his little black book – before deciding to help Chloe. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/6 "2010-05-11T01:35:04Z")
What the hell just happened? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/7 "2010-05-11T01:35:24Z")
Jack and Michael Madsen – sticking it to the Russky operatives!! Nice… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/8 "2010-05-11T01:40:39Z")
HAhahaha – Logan celebrated a little prematurely. “You need to distance yourself from the president” (right after he said, “announce me!”). Wouldn’t it be fun if Jack took Logan hostage… again? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/9 "2010-05-11T01:41:38Z")
“Pavel…won’t talk, no matter what Bauer does!” Snicker. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/10 "2010-05-11T01:43:02Z")
How much money to bet Jack’s Pal lives for 15 more minutes? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/11 "2010-05-11T01:44:54Z")
Jack’s being a little rough with Meredith – yanking her around by the arm, pushing her down into the seat. ---
**Author:** ![randwill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@randwill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randwill)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/12 "2010-05-11T01:45:53Z")
They’re _really_ not trying anymore. Tech issue? “No problem”, sez Chloe. “I got a magic black box right here in this drawer that will solve it!” Seesh. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/13 "2010-05-11T01:51:36Z")
I keel your squirrel! I deed eat! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/14 "2010-05-11T01:51:59Z")
what did he just pull off with the pliers? Don’t make Jack angry. You won’t like him when he’s angry. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/15 "2010-05-11T01:53:57Z")
what’s he spraying in there? hahaha – blowtorch time! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/16 "2010-05-11T01:55:33Z")
He ate it. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/17 "2010-05-11T01:55:49Z")
Oh wait, I have your cell phone. Maybe I didn’t need to torture you after all. Time to dig him open for the sim card! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/18 "2010-05-11T01:56:48Z")
I’ll need a hacksaw… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/19 "2010-05-11T01:58:08Z")
Charles Logan is a dead man. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983/20 "2010-05-11T01:58:11Z")
What a moment! “You’ve reached the mobile number of President Charles Logan…” HAHAHAHAHA! Any last words, Mr. Ex-President? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-21-12-00pm-1-00pm/538983.md?page=2)