# 24: Season 8: Episode 7 (10:00pm - 11:00pm) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 8, 2010, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206 "2010-02-08T23:57:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2010, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/1 "2010-02-08T23:57:08Z")
**FAQ Bauer (aka Thread Rules)** _1) What can be discussed in plain text, unboxed?_ A: Any events in episodes, once aired on the east coast – as well as any speculation based on these already-aired events. _2) What should I confine to spoiler boxes?_ A: Any discussion of upcoming shows that contains information from sources outside the aired material, or any speculation based on such things. This includes the “Next week on 24” previews, which some people choose not to watch. _3) Is Jack going to finally get to shoot somebody (or at least beat them up) this hour?_ A: God I hope so… * * * Previously on 24: - Dana continues getting pushed around by her ex. Now he has her stealing access for him. “You’ll leave me alone after this, that’s the deal?” “Yeah, that’s the deal…” (anybody buying that?) - Radioactive Boy subplot ends abruptly when Daddy Russky finds the brothers & to cover track, has henchmen kill the clinic staff, the meter maid who saw them drive by, and a suspiciously observant armadillo. Then Daddy kills Radioactive Boy. Now we’re just left with a disgruntled older brother, and Daddy saying, “Never go against the family.” Will older brother turn out to be a Michael or a Fredo? - Renee has a “romantic interlude” with Vlad the Impaler. ermm… Vlad the Brief Impaler, since “events occur in real time”. No wonder she ditched him the first time around. - Backup Bauer (Cole) plays sniper and shoots 3 henchmen before they can get to Jack. Now we’re getting somewhere. * * * _24_, Season 8, Episode 7 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM SPOILERS AHEAD! 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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/2 "2010-02-09T00:51:00Z")
I’m looking forward to more of Jack’s “disguise” tonight. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/3 "2010-02-09T02:05:01Z")
Jack is ambidextrous when it comes to shooting folks in the back of the head. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/4 "2010-02-09T02:06:49Z")
Hah! Jack – “Does this look like a situation where you get to make the calls?” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/5 "2010-02-09T02:13:04Z")
Bonehead ex and boneheadier number-challenged partner are going to totally screw things up, sticking around going through more boxes… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/6 "2010-02-09T02:24:27Z")
I think Daddy Russky is going to come after Vlad to “silence” him – and that will give Jack and Renee the next lead. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/7 "2010-02-09T02:35:26Z")
idiots are playing with squirt guns in the storage warehouse – dumbasses. President Hassan – “Won’t you take me to… Paranoia Town!!” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/8 "2010-02-09T02:44:06Z")
Cool! Starbuck stabbed him, and Freckle Face stabbed him. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/9 "2010-02-09T02:44:26Z")
Damn! Renee went ape shit and stabbed Jack in the process! “Die! Die! Die!!” See, Jack told you that you weren’t ready for this… Nice knife throw by Jack, though – right to the throat ---
**Author:** ![RhapsodyInBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RhapsodyInBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RhapsodyInBlue)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/10 "2010-02-09T02:44:45Z")
For Jack a knife through the liver is better than a bowl of Wheaties! ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/11 "2010-02-09T02:47:39Z")
You knew anything less than a .50 calibre round wouldn’t even slow Jack down. ---
**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/12 "2010-02-09T02:47:43Z")
That knife certainly earned its keep tonight. I think it deserves an Emmy for that exceptionally stunning performance. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/13 "2010-02-09T02:48:04Z")
> [@RhapsodyInBlue](#): > > For Jack a knife through the liver is better than a bowl of Wheaties! It’s Jack’s spinach. I yam what I yam, ug ug ug ug ---
**Author:** ![RhapsodyInBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RhapsodyInBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RhapsodyInBlue)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/14 "2010-02-09T02:51:10Z")
And Jack just puts a band aid on it and he’s good to go! But first…a tender moment. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/15 "2010-02-09T02:51:49Z")
That’s not CTU, I bet! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/16 "2010-02-09T02:55:11Z")
so will there be security camera footage of the dumbasses tearing up the evidence warehouse? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/17 "2010-02-09T02:57:18Z")
sneak approach, through sewer tunnels… Jack, you’re on yer own again! ---
**Author:** ![RhapsodyInBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RhapsodyInBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RhapsodyInBlue)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/18 "2010-02-09T02:57:38Z")
WTF? Nothing gets past Chloe - especially Jacknappers! Were the Russians using invisibility cloaks? ---
**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/19 "2010-02-09T02:58:09Z")
How much you wanna bet that the gap in drone footage is because Dana dropped the ball? ---
**Author:** ![RhapsodyInBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RhapsodyInBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RhapsodyInBlue)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206/20 "2010-02-09T03:00:19Z")
I hope it’s Dana’s fault! Then someone can take her out and this dumbass subplot will end. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episode-7-10-00pm-11-00pm/528206.md?page=2)