# 24: Season 8: Episodes 3-4 (6:00pm - 8:00pm) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 18, 2010, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487 "2010-01-18T23:51:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/21 "2010-01-19T02:19:28Z")
“Does Farad have a plan?” Hmmm…the Cylons have a plan…better check out Agent Starbuck. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/22 "2010-01-19T02:19:29Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Head Russian Bad Guy:“Just follow your instructions and you vill be safe. Kill Moose and Squirrel.” ::snicker::: nice. Being a CTU field agent, wouldn’t Cole have had a duress code he could use when he called in? You know, something a little less obvious than “he’s here with me”…? I’m just sayin. I mean, it could be a totally meaningless CTU phrase, like “we’ve secured a perimeter”… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/23 "2010-01-19T02:22:48Z")
Jack looks amazingly smooth/clean-faced for a guy who was just impersonating a punching bag less than an hour ago. The assassin is glowing! – maybe he swallowed the nuclear rod that Homer Simpson tossed out of the car… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/24 "2010-01-19T02:29:25Z")
Does Hassan look like Elvis to anyone else? It’s close to January 8th… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/25 "2010-01-19T02:30:31Z")
“I have a much bigger ask.” You ARE a big ass. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/26 "2010-01-19T02:39:01Z")
“I thought that came with your job. Along with your ability to handle it.” Nice. But why are they paying so much attention to this if she isn’t bad? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/27 "2010-01-19T02:43:50Z")
Hastings was being such a kiss-ass… now Renee is going to feel like she has a baby-sitter ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/28 "2010-01-19T02:50:26Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > Hastings was being such a kiss-ass… He’s fucked up so much, he’s got to suck up to Jack. Wait, Jack and whats her name are going from NY to where? On 24? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/29 "2010-01-19T02:52:17Z")
I meant he was being a kiss-ass to Meredith. But yeah, he’s kissing a lot of ass right now. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/30 "2010-01-19T02:54:37Z")
Dana/Jenny needs to ask Jack to accompany her back to her apartment. And let him have a little talk with blackmail boy. > [@](#): > > Wait, Jack and whats her name are going from NY to Mexico No, I think Mexico is just part of their cover story… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/31 "2010-01-19T02:56:56Z")
This guy looks like [Lurch](http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/03/lurch2.jpg). KILL Moose and Squirrel! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/32 "2010-01-19T02:58:49Z")
Oh, YES! BRIDE OF JACK! And we must wait a week for more? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/33 "2010-01-19T03:01:23Z")
Renee has flipped! HAHAHAHAHHA!!! When she learned from Jack to relax the rules, she really went all out. She’s Mini-Jack on PMS! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/34 "2010-01-19T03:04:29Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > She’s Mini-Jack on PMS! No, no, she is [“Bride of Jack”.](http://www.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/DVD/B/Bride_of_Frankenstein/bride_of_frankenstein_01.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![parsnip](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parsnip/32/4564_2.png) [@parsnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parsnip)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/35 "2010-01-19T03:42:14Z")
Who’s got a solid count on “dammit”? I only heard 3 in the first 4 hours. Best use of a Makita in a supporting role goes to Agent Freckles. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/36 "2010-01-19T03:51:46Z")
Not a whole lot of folks posting here, Monstre. You calling them in to Jack or something? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/37 "2010-01-19T03:53:55Z")
> [@parsnip](#): > > Who’s got a solid count on “dammit”? > > I only heard 3 in the first 4 hours. Kinda hard to swear understandably went you are spitting your teeth out. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/38 "2010-01-19T03:58:59Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Not a whole lot of folks posting here, Monstre. > You calling them in to Jack or something? We should get Chloe on it. Have her re-route the satellite surveillance to see where they all are. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/39 "2010-01-19T04:06:02Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > We should get Chloe on it. Have her re-route the satellite surveillance to see where they all are. Once located, Jack can Axe them why they don’t watch and respond to the thread. Y’all post now, you hear? ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487/40 "2010-01-19T04:42:10Z")
Sorry, there’s no tv in my computer room, and no computer in the tv room. BTW, this is starting to seem like a strange season. It looks like Cole is doing the dangerous stunts that used to fall to Jack, and Renee is taking over as chief torturer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-season-8-episodes-3-4-6-00pm-8-00pm/525487.md?page=3)