# 24 Things Nobody Does Better Than Donald Trump\* **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 28, 2017, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056 "2017-02-28T19:02:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/1 "2017-02-28T19:02:29Z")
Video: [24 Things Nobody Does Better Than Donald Trump\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzbHXKp6Y6I) \*according to Trump - “Nobody’s stronger than me.” - “Nobody has better toys than I do.” - “There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.” - “Nobody loves the Bible more than I do.” - “Nobody builds walls better than me.” - “Nobody’s better to people with disabilities than me.” - “Nobody’s fighting for the veterans like I’m fighting for the veterans.” - “There’s nobody that’s done so much for equality as I have.” - “There’s nobody more pro-Israel than I am.” - “There’s nobody more conservative than me.” - “There’s nobody that respects women more than I do.” - “Nobody would be tougher on ISIS than Donald Trump.” - “Nobody’s ever had crowds like Trump has had.” - “There’s nobody that understands the horror of nuclear better than me.” - “Nobody even understands it but me, it’s called devaluation.” - “The sale of the uranium that nobody knows what it means, I know what it means.” - “Nobody knows more about trade than me.” - “Nobody knows the game better than I do.” - “Nobody’s, in the history of this country, has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump.” - “I know the H1B, I know the H2B. Nobody knows it better than me.” - “Nobody knows politicians better than I do.” - “Nobody knows more about taxes than I do.” - “Nobody knows more about debt than I do.” - “Nobody knows the system better than me. Which is why I alone can fix it.” I recommend watching the video at half speed, as it makes Trump sound like a drunken barfly. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/2 "2017-02-28T19:10:08Z")
- Nobody thinks more highly of themself. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/3 "2017-02-28T19:16:22Z")
Who is this “Nobody” fellow? We should find him and install him in the White House! “Who cares if you’re cold and sick? Mister, NOBODY.” [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVcPRr_ounc) ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/4 "2017-02-28T19:17:44Z")
Nooooo oooooooone Plots like Gaston Takes cheap shots like Gaston No one persecutes harmless crackpots like Gaston ---
**Author:** ![up\_the\_junction](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f1d935/32.png) [@up\_the\_junction](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/up_the_junction)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/5 "2017-02-28T19:24:15Z")
Pretty sure there is very little about Donald Trump that isn’t explained by reference to a mothers love: [![](https://media.glamour.com/photos/579a7ea15fa55c6e0ef1a852/master/w_743,c_limit/trump-mom-hair.jpg) ](https://media.glamour.com/photos/579a7ea15fa55c6e0ef1a852/master/w_743,c_limit/trump-mom-hair.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/6 "2017-02-28T19:24:42Z")
And of course, “I alone can fix it,” which means nobody else can fix it at all, let alone fix it as well as he can. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/7 "2017-02-28T19:34:59Z")
> [@Sattua](#): > > Nooooo oooooooone > Plots like Gaston > Takes cheap shots like Gaston > No one persecutes harmless crackpots like Gaston I use gold leaf in all of my decorating! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/8 "2017-02-28T19:37:53Z")
It can be summed up in one picture: [Trump Avengers Old Man - Imgflip](https://imgflip.com/i/10ytdl) for those who don’t click on links: It is the shot of the old man from “The Avengers” telling Trump “There are always men like you.” ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/9 "2017-02-28T19:38:36Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Video: [24 Things Nobody Does Better Than Donald Trump\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzbHXKp6Y6I) > > \*according to Trump > > - “Nobody’s stronger than me.” > - “Nobody has better toys than I do.” > - “There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.” > - “Nobody loves the Bible more than I do.” > - “Nobody builds walls better than me.” > - “Nobody’s better to people with disabilities than me.” > - “Nobody’s fighting for the veterans like I’m fighting for the veterans.” > - “There’s nobody that’s done so much for equality as I have.” > - “There’s nobody more pro-Israel than I am.” > - “There’s nobody more conservative than me.” > - “There’s nobody that respects women more than I do.” > - “Nobody would be tougher on ISIS than Donald Trump.” > - “Nobody’s ever had crowds like Trump has had.” > - “There’s nobody that understands the horror of nuclear better than me.” > - “Nobody even understands it but me, it’s called devaluation.” > - “The sale of the uranium that nobody knows what it means, I know what it means.” > - “Nobody knows more about trade than me.” > - “Nobody knows the game better than I do.” > - “Nobody’s, in the history of this country, has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump.” > - “I know the H1B, I know the H2B. Nobody knows it better than me.” > - “Nobody knows politicians better than I do.” > - “Nobody knows more about taxes than I do.” > - “Nobody knows more about debt than I do.” > - “Nobody knows the system better than me. Which is why I alone can fix it.” > > I recommend watching the video at half speed, as it makes Trump sound like a drunken barfly. Really only one or two arguable truths in that list. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/10 "2017-02-28T19:45:48Z")
[“Nobody has better toys than I do.” “Nobody knows the game better than I do.”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump:_The_Game) ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/11 "2017-02-28T19:56:10Z")
“Nobody has greater lack of self-awareness than I do!” ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/12 "2017-02-28T19:59:47Z")
[Nobody better at baseball than Trump, at least in New York](http://uk.complex.com/sports/2016/11/donald-trump-baseball/best-baseball-player-in-new-york): > [@Donald Trump:](#): > > “I always knew I was good. I was always good at it. I was always the best athlete. … Always the best player. Not only baseball, but every other sport too. … I was the best baseball player in New York when I was young. … Everybody wanted me to be a baseball player. But I was good at other things too. I was good at wrestling. I was really good at football. I was always good at sports. I was always the best at sports.” ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/13 "2017-02-28T20:23:23Z")
“Nobody is more modest than me! You’ll never meet a more modest person in your life than me!” ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/14 "2017-02-28T22:09:14Z")
In all seriousness, hearing this kind of talk from anyone just makes me think, “What a poor pitiful soul that they are so insecure they have to keep making up stuff to brag about.” Has nobody ever pointed that out to him, that it makes him sound insecure? I guess not. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/15 "2017-03-02T16:51:45Z")
There are other recent claims he’s made that aren’t in the list like “there’s no one less racist than me”. I think there was one about no one loves Jews more than him as well but it might be a slight deviation. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/16 "2017-03-02T16:54:14Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Who is this “Nobody” fellow? We should find him and install him in the White House! I agree that the country would be better off with Nobody in the White House instead of Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/17 "2017-03-02T18:24:40Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > - “Nobody’s stronger than me.” [Garnet is!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OWq38TikzU) Health Care is just a cheap tactic to make weak people stronger! … Man, he’s even the same colour as Jasper… (I mostly just wanted to get rid of the earworm by sharing it, but, wow…) ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/18 "2017-03-02T18:32:54Z")
> [@](#): > > I recommend watching the video at half speed, as it makes Trump sound like a drunken barfly. This has got to be one of the best suggestions I’ve ever come across on this board! Can’t stop laughing!😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/19 "2017-03-02T18:42:32Z")
\*“Who is responsible for blinding us?” “Nobody more than me!”\* It’s a tragedy. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056/20 "2017-03-02T18:54:45Z")
Dude sounds like[Kim Jong Un](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11526831/Kim-Jong-un-was-child-prodigy-who-could-drive-at-age-of-three-claims-North-Korean-school-curriculum.html) Trump was walking at 3 weeks old! He could play the piano in utero! He wrote 6 operas in only 6 months! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/24-things-nobody-does-better-than-donald-trump/781056.md?page=2)