# 25 days of Christmas food fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203 "2001-11-30T21:18:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/1 "2001-11-30T21:18:55Z")
Ok, I think everyone who participated in the 2nd Annual Doper Turkey Day Food Fight had fun. . .except maybe Jester. Well, I thought we could have a little payback time. So, as Guin would say, FOOD FIGHT!! arm yourselves! lets see how long this one will last. ---
**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/2 "2001-11-30T21:26:53Z")
::Kbean picks up evil fruitcake and throws it at **ozonebaby** , as she is the only other person here so far:: ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/3 "2001-11-30T21:36:31Z")
:: **screech-owl** sneaks out of kitchen with a cookie gun full of raw cookie dough:: ::aims at **Kbean** :: ::squeezes trigger evvvvv-errrrr soooooo sllllllooooooowwwllllyyyyyyyyyyyy:: **BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT (etc.)!!!** (Did I mention I turbo-charged it?) ::laughs wildly:: ::sneaks out of thread for the whole weekend:: ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/4 "2001-11-30T21:53:52Z")
_picks up 2 cassoroles and both screech-owl and kbean get one in the face_ BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/5 "2001-11-30T22:50:15Z")
**Abe Babe** rips the popcorn/cranberry garland from the tree, tears off the end like the pin from a grenade, and whips in around his head like a lasso. “YEEEEEEEE - HAAAAAAAAA!” People are pelted into oblivion by hundred of small but curiously hard red berries. Then the inevitable occurs and the string wraps around his body and legs, and our hero falls unceremoneously into the punch, splashing everyone. HA! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/6 "2001-11-30T22:57:51Z")
**The Big Cheese** yanks the cellophane of the cheese plate and starts flinging cheese slices at **Abe Babe** , **Ozonebaby** , **Screech-owl** and hits **Kbean** right in the forehead, and look!, the slice of Monterrey Jack is sticking there too! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/7 "2001-12-01T01:32:42Z")
**BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA** Swampbear sneaks in armed with several of his infamous Hell-O molds. One for The Big Cheese, one for Abe Babe, one for ozonebaby, one for screech-owl, and one for Kbean. Heaves em in a fury of arm slinging, catching everybody off guard. Slimes everybody with the combination nuclear waste and snot all Hell-O molds are composed of. **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!** What’s this? Some Hell-O mold landed on my arm. Help Help! I’m melting!!! ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/8 "2001-12-01T03:00:37Z")
ANOTHER FOOD FIGHT!!! _jumps in, flinging pieces of mashed fruitcake indiscriminately (or whatever)_ ---
**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/9 "2001-12-01T15:29:34Z")
::Kbean peels the cheese off her forehead, picks up cookie dough, Hell-O mold, and casserole. Smushes it all into a ball, and throws it at no one in particular:: ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/10 "2001-12-01T20:58:45Z")
Ugh! _wipes herself off then picks up a ham and nails swampbear_ HA!! _picks up some of the Hello-o stuff and throws handful after handful at everyone in site_ He-he! _dives under a table_ ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/11 "2001-12-02T00:53:53Z")
::Sophie sneaks into the room while no one is looking, grabs the obligatory chocolate meringue pie that has been placed oh-so-conveniently within reach, and tip-toes out, quietly searching the boards for **UncleBeer** , who will never, ever suspect a thing, since he is probably way into sploshing, anyhoo:: I’ll be back. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/12 "2001-12-02T16:06:40Z")
_ **Hey!** _ Who ate all the rugelach I baked for this party? That was _supposed_ to be for later! Of course you know, this means _ **WAR!** _ Let’s see, the challah is too soft to hurt someone if I hit them with it, uh, wait, _the spiral cut ham!_ Hefts it, then considers, what’s a ham doing at this party? Oh, it’s a _Christmas_ party! Shrugs and throws the porcine missile at **Sophie** , who is stealing her favorite dessert. ---
**Author:** ![tapioca\_tundra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@tapioca\_tundra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapioca_tundra)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/13 "2001-12-02T16:12:14Z")
~~ **POTATO GUN!!!** pOOM Poom pOOM Poom I aim to please… ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/14 "2001-12-02T18:43:58Z")
:: **screech-owl** sneaks back into the thread _after being away for the weekend_ (sheesh, doesn’t anyone read anymore?!) with a raspberry Jell-O mold (made with miniature mashmallows and whipped cream between the layers) and flings spoonfuls indiscrimiately about the room. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/15 "2001-12-03T00:04:01Z")
Crawls out from under table where he’s been munching on the ham thrown by ozonebaby. Spies screech-owl’s hell-o mold, grabs it and goes on another hell-o flinging spree. Damn these things make good weapons. Knew they had to be good for something!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/16 "2001-12-03T04:09:00Z")
_ **Mudshark** sneaks into the thread and starts to throw yams at everybody_ ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/17 "2001-12-03T08:53:50Z")
_ducks Anticay’s potato gun and grabs one of Mudshark’s yams and some Hell-o_ Potato gun, eh? Lessee how it shoots with THIS clogging it up! _stuffs Hell-o and yam into barrel, causing gun to backfire a tremendous cloud of smoke_ RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! _dives back under the couch_ ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/18 "2001-12-03T09:04:00Z")
_creeps begind **cougar** _ SPLAT! yummm pumkin pie! ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/19 "2001-12-03T09:27:20Z")
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I HATE pumpkin pie! _picks up remains of disgusting pie and mixes with the ubiquitous Hell-o_ _dips paw in_ _draws attractive pawprint patterns on Dragon Shadow_ ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/20 "2001-12-03T10:13:48Z")
: creeps up on **Cougar** while he’s distracted by his own art work : : throws a water balloon full of custard at the back of his head : : runs back into the kitchen searching for some more ammo : 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203.md?page=2)