# 25 days of Christmas food fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203 "2001-11-30T21:18:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/21 "2001-12-03T10:15:51Z")
::looks at crowd:: weeeelllllll . . . like my new outfit? _finds some cold mashed potato bits to fling at **cougar** and loads it on a spoon_ _FWING_ d&r ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/22 "2001-12-03T10:18:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Goo \* > **: creeps up on Cougar while he’s distracted by his own art work :** Rrrrgh! _Her_, **her** , _ **HER** _!!! _grabs the mashed potato bits in midair and any other food nearby, including Hell-o, potatoes, yams, pie, and custard, and flings wildly in the general direction of Goo_ Heyyyy, why are you all picking on me?! Pick on… uh… _glances around_ DRAGON SHADOW! _splats Dragon with a classic cream pie_ _ducks_ ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/23 "2001-12-03T10:22:47Z")
_grabs wings full of “stinky tofu” and tosses it at **cougar** _ _SPAT!_ ohhh . . . slips out of the room ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/24 "2001-12-03T10:26:55Z")
Humus? Who brought _humus_? Oh well… :begins slinging humus gobs at passers-by: ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/25 "2001-12-03T10:32:13Z")
_flings one last gob of… humus?! at Dragon as she walks out the door_ SPLAT! (Yes, I must always have the last word. Deal with it.) ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/26 "2001-12-03T10:36:28Z")
_burns a hole through the door and fire is spit at **cougar** _ . . . barbequed food . . . enjoy the meal! _flys off, leaving a hole in the ceiling_ ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/27 "2001-12-03T10:39:47Z")
Rrrrrrrrgh! _jumps up, barely catching Dragon’s tail, and smashes the bbq food into Dragon’s eyes, sending her crashing to the ground_ _leaps away in time_ _smugly swaggers back into the food fight room_ _walks into a booby trap_ SPLAT! ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/28 "2001-12-03T10:41:55Z")
_SWOOP_ _flies away carrying **cougar** _ ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/29 "2001-12-03T10:55:56Z")
::gets dish of unpitted Colossol Mega-Jumbo black olives and a spoon:: ::flings one at DragonShadow, hitting her in the eye, causing DS to drop Cougarfang safely from low altitude:: ::commences to flinging olives at various folk in the thread:: ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/30 "2001-12-03T11:01:26Z")
: walks back in carrying a huge bowl of creamy potato salad : : looks around for **Cougar** but the only sign of him is a few mangy tufts of fur on the rug : : turns and sees **ozonebaby** and **swampbear** nervously eyeing each other, and lugs a potato salad bomb at them : : dives under the couch, and sees them both turn to look at her, covered in creamy potato salad : 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/31 "2001-12-03T11:09:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Goo \* > **: looks around for Cougar but the only sign of him is a few mangy tufts of fur on the rug :** _ **HER!!!** _ _grabs bowl of potato salad and smushes it on Goo’s back_ Thanks screech-owl… _flings gobs of potato salad at Dragon_ ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/32 "2001-12-03T11:19:07Z")
: stays warily out of \*\* Cougar’s\*\* way : : finds a punch bowl and balances it above the mod door… guaranteed to cover the first mod to enter to be covered in punch : hehehehe : throws some glazed chicken legs at **screech-owl** : dives back under the couch. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/33 "2001-12-03T12:36:05Z")
Mmmmm. Chicken. Yum. ::flings a chunk of baclava at **Goo** :: ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/34 "2001-12-03T17:12:39Z")
Looks around. Spies an untouched velveeta and spam loaf (hey, I **TOLD** y’all not to invite my family to a potluck dinner)picks it up and hurls it a Goo. Bullseye! hehhehehheh! That stuff will never wash out of your hair! ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/35 "2001-12-03T21:21:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by swampbear \* > \*\*Crawls out from under table where he’s been munching on the ham thrown by ozonebaby. Spies screech-owl’s hell-o mold, grabs it and goes on another hell-o flinging spree. Damn these things make good weapons. Knew they had to be good for something!😃 \*\* ham, what ham? _wipes potato out of her eyes_ _puts on hot(the ones that keep you hands safe, just in case) mittens and picks up 2 hams that have just come out of the oven, hurls one at Goo_ BULLSEYE!!! _hurls the other at Cougar just because everyone else is picking on him_ another bullseye!!! _dives under coach and waits for her next chance to strike_ hehe! ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/36 "2001-12-03T23:10:39Z")
:: has trouble dodging flying food, because clothes are saturated :: :: has a brilliant idea :: :: peels off clothes caked in Hell-o, yams, pies, custard, mashed potato, creamy potato salad and humus and runs nekkid through the thread flinging peas and corn at everyone :: :: runs into the table, tipping apple pie over **swampbear’s** head :: :: grabs tablecloth, and wraps it around body (ancient rome-style) and pivots to face the room with a juicy fruit salad :: ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/37 "2001-12-03T23:26:07Z")
MMMMMMMMMM…any ice cream to go with the apple pie? Oh good…here’s one of those hams ozonebaby threw. Suppertime here. OK full now. Looks around…aha! A whole bowl of marinated carrots…and damn they are hard! Finds plastic serving spoon…oh yeah…nice and bendy! Loads carrots in spoon and flings! Spoon after spoon of carrots flying round room. **YEHAAAAAAAAAAAA** ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/38 "2001-12-04T00:26:39Z")
_SPLAT_ and now you see **screech-owl** with a face of apple pie. oh? i’m sorry! you wanted cherry pie! _SPLAT!_ don’t you love the classics? _ducks the food thrown at her_ _finds an oversixed soup spoon_ _FLING FLING FLING_ ohhh! i wouldn’t want to be **cougar** right now . . . WATCH OUT **GOO**! DUCK! _dives down along with **goo** _ ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/39 "2001-12-04T00:30:51Z")
_discovers a spoon and a whole bowl of old icky cranberrys from Thanksgiving_ ah-ha!!! _leaps out from under coach and begins to use the spoon to catapulte cranberrys at everyone, especially swampbear_ ha, take that! now give me back the ketchup you stole from me here! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102097](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102097) _swampbear drops the bottle of ketchup in her struggle to escape the mushy cranberrys and trips over Goo who has been hit in the eye with one of the things_ sorry Goo, ment to hit you here! _ozonebaby flings a cranberry up Goo’s nose and he runs out of the thread to the nearest doctor_ Victory is mine! ahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/40 "2001-12-04T00:54:05Z")
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