# 25 days of Christmas food fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203 "2001-11-30T21:18:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/41 "2001-12-04T00:54:45Z")
yummmmmm . . . ketchup! _SLURP SLURP_ ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/42 "2001-12-04T00:59:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dragon Shadow \* > \*\* > WATCH OUT **GOO**! DUCK! > _dives down along with **goo** _ \*\* **Goo** and \*\* Dragon Shadow\*\* form an unholy alliance, watching each other’s backs (and wings and tails). "I have a plan, my friend… " A lot of whispering takes place. \*\* Goo\*\* darts into the kitchen, while \*\* Dragon Shadow\*\* grabs sloppy food with both wings, gathering it all behind the sofa. Out runs **Goo** triumphantly holding a blender with an extension cord. \*\* Dragon Shadow\*\* feverishly packs sloppy food into it, and then flies to the ceiling and waits for a goo-signal. “NOW” \*\* Goo \*\*yells and darts under the sofa. \*\* Dragon Shadow\*\* turns on the blender and food flies everywhere, completely covering everyone in the thread, as she yells " BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA" \*\* Goo\*\* giggles evilly, yet nervously, under the sofa, clutching the blender lid. Surely, \*\* Goo\*\* left somebody out of her calculations, that will now enter and give her and \*\* Dragon Shadow\*\* their come-uppance 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/43 "2001-12-04T01:13:30Z")
now who has the last laugh?! ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/44 "2001-12-04T01:25:08Z")
i know i’m going to have to pay for what i said above ^ ---
**Author:** ![BelZarak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BelZarak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BelZarak)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/45 "2001-12-04T01:28:22Z")
_Was told that there was a dinner party here_ _Walks in carrying a fresh blackberry pie_ _Looks around the room at the mess in progress_ Umm… Hello. Am I in the right room? _Realizes this question has probably made himself the main target_ Oh, nevermind! _Dives under an overturned couch for cover while trying to pick a target for the blackberry pie_ _Begins slinging blackberry pie at Dragon Shadow_ Hiya elfkin, nice hiding spot. _Offers a trade of blackberry pie for some of the fudge elfkin is hoarding_ ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/46 "2001-12-04T01:31:24Z")
quickly makes the black-berry pie/fudge exchange and dives back under the couch. ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/47 "2001-12-04T01:41:31Z")
_ducks avoiding the pie_ then tries to slip out once again . . . when . . . (whose going to keep her from going by throwing food this time?) but wait! _she spots pie being thrown at **goo** _ _pulls her friend behind a couch_ i guess you people are stuck with me! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/48 "2001-12-04T01:59:14Z")
Thanks \*\* Dragon Shadow,\*\* everyone needs a friendly, food-flinging dragon now and then… lucky I’ve found mine so young 🙂 : notices the floorboards are not level, and looks down them : AHA ! : pours red-hot gravy over the floor and watches it slide towards the famous **overturned couch[sup]TM[/sup]**, forcing **elfkin** and \*\* BelZarak\*\* out of hiding : Get ya weapon o’ choice, \*\* Dragon\*\* they’re a comin’ out ! : grabs some sliced zucchini dipped in honey and stands back-to-back with good ol’ \*\* Dragon.\*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/49 "2001-12-04T03:01:43Z")
\*\*_Musdhark slips on the red hot gravy, then and picks up some of the gravy and throws it at **Goo** _ _Throws some humus back at **KKBattousai** _ _ **Mudshark** gets an apple pie from the freezer and sets it on top of what is left of the charred door and waits for the next victim_ ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/50 "2001-12-04T03:07:02Z")
_ **Mudshark** is covered in so much food he can’t even code right_ ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/51 "2001-12-04T03:23:22Z")
Angrily sliding on hot Gravy, Elfie dumps the week-old bowl of dressing on Goo’s head, then cleans up the couch. Secretly creates weapons out of cache of forks… ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/52 "2001-12-04T10:15:50Z")
OOF! :knocked down as the others pushed their way to **goo** : :switches off the lights: (so shadows can’t be seen of couse) :fights her way to **goo** : and the food fight continues! _evil grin_ _SPLAT_ i hope _she_ liked mustard . . . ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/53 "2001-12-04T10:25:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ozonebaby \* > _ **hurls the other at Cougar just because everyone else is picking on him** _ AAAAAAAACK!!! **HER!!!** How many times must I tell you guys?!?!?! _flings ham back at ozonebaby, catching her on her rear_ RAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! _Jumps onto the chandelier and wildly slings food at everyone, especially Goo and Dragon Shadow_ HaHA! _nimbly dodges food from below, catching it and throwing it back_ RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/54 "2001-12-04T10:31:38Z")
_pst psst pst - team up on **cougar** - psst_ :whispers to everyone around her: who says you get the last laugh all the time? ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/55 "2001-12-04T10:32:58Z")
: pulls **Cougar** aside and has a quick word : \*\*Cougar \*\*nods and raises her paw for a shake. : Goo jumps on **Cougar’s** back and rides her into the kitchen with **Dragon** following : AHA ! Methinks an evil plot is brewing! Another unholy alliance ! ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/56 "2001-12-04T10:37:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > \*\*_Jumps onto the chandelier and wildly slings food at everyone, especially Goo and Dragon Shadow_ \*\* Come on, **Dragon** even if she was targetting us, we have to accomodate a cougar that swings on a chandelier ! That’s my kind of ally… don’t waver ! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/57 "2001-12-04T10:44:23Z")
[sub][sub][sub]You SURE you aren’t gonna betray me? Swear on your life? Good…[/sub][/sub][/sub] _Takes Goo to the kitchen, and, with Goo’s help (sometimes hands DO come in handy [no pun intended]), ransacks the walk-in fridge, stoves (OUCH! hot!), and cupboards and shelves_ _sneaks back out discreetly_ ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/58 "2001-12-04T10:54:00Z")
**goo** ’s right . . . ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/59 "2001-12-04T11:07:20Z")
A goo, riding a cougar, with a dragon for a companion. I’d think we walked out of a RPG, and we’re unbeatable. “\*\* Dragon,\*\* use those wings to keep the others at bay” “ **Cougar** have you wrapped the wire around all the food we got from the kitchen ?” “O.K. start detonation and RUN\>\>\>\>\>\>” **Cougar** and **Goo** jump onto **Dragon’s** back and fly quickly into another thread as the food bomb explodes, spreading food all over the thread . Hehehe, I can’t wait to see **UncleBeer’s** and **Coldfire’s** faces when they see what a mess this thread has become. [sub]don’t let them know about the punch bowl that’s still poised above the mod door hehehe [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203/60 "2001-12-04T11:15:05Z")
Yipe! _Clings dizzily on Dragon as shock waves create mucho turbulence_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/25-days-of-christmas-food-fight/96203.md?page=4)