# 28 Days Left to Go........
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/28-days-left-to-go/21858
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 9, 2000, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/28-days-left-to-go/21858 "2000-06-09T11:53:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author:  [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2000, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/28-days-left-to-go/21858/1 "2000-06-09T11:53:27Z")
Yep fellow dopers, in 28 days I head for Edmonton, Canada, to spend a week with CanadianSue. Not only will this be my very first plane ride, but also the first trip outside the country.
Canada will never be the same again when I get through with it.
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2000, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/28-days-left-to-go/21858/2 "2000-06-09T11:55:49Z")
Thats providing they let you through customs into our fair country 😉
Cant wait Vic!!!
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2000, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/28-days-left-to-go/21858/3 "2000-06-09T11:56:55Z")
Oh yeah… I forgot to mention a really good way to get through your first flight and the attendants love it. Drink lots and lots of alcohol. It really helps, honestly.
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2000, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/28-days-left-to-go/21858/4 "2000-06-09T11:57:44Z")
Thanks for the warning, Ultress. It’ll give me plenty of time to warn the authorities of your upcoming visit. Expect the unexpected at Pearson International Airport… 😃
Other than drinking, what are you kids going to do? (Actually, what _else_ is there to do?)
::ducks and runs::
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### Author:  [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2000, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/28-days-left-to-go/21858/5 "2000-06-09T12:01:16Z")
Sue has promised that she won’t let them deport me until my week is up. Can you imagine the complete feeling of freedom knowing you’ll never see these people again? Hey I’m ready.
No holds barred, I can be the complete and total moron with no worries.
Moosie, catch me on the return flight in Toronto.
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2000, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/28-days-left-to-go/21858/6 "2000-06-09T12:03:17Z")
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> No holds barred, I can be the complete and total moron with no worries.
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Didn’t we do that in Norfolk last year?
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### Author:  [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2000, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/28-days-left-to-go/21858/7 "2000-06-09T12:07:08Z")
YOU did that in Norfolk. I was a perfect lady.