# 3 hours before the Trump leaves ....which Doper will post the cleverest thread title at 12:01 p.m? **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [January 20, 2021, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-hours-before-the-trump-leaves-which-doper-will-post-the-cleverest-thread-title-at-12-01-p-m/930961 "2021-01-20T13:16:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-hours-before-the-trump-leaves-which-doper-will-post-the-cleverest-thread-title-at-12-01-p-m/930961/1 "2021-01-20T13:16:55Z")
I tried to come up with something good… But ;alas, woe is me…I can’t think of anything. There is the obvious: “Your FIRED!!” But that’s not up to the standards of the Dope. So help me out, folks. In the meantime, I’m gonna watch the scene in the Wizard of Oz where the munchkins celebrate with a parade , singing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” –…--…– (note to mods: yeah, I know…this belongs in MPSIMS. But maybe leave it here in P&E for a few hours, to get more views? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-hours-before-the-trump-leaves-which-doper-will-post-the-cleverest-thread-title-at-12-01-p-m/930961/2 "2021-01-20T13:39:40Z")
I don’t know, but for some reason, Dopers will think they all need to start their own thread about it because they’ll think their own headline will be so witty. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-hours-before-the-trump-leaves-which-doper-will-post-the-cleverest-thread-title-at-12-01-p-m/930961/3 "2021-01-20T13:42:04Z")
Nevermind 3 hours, Trump is leaving right now so that he doesn’t have to congratulate the winner. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-hours-before-the-trump-leaves-which-doper-will-post-the-cleverest-thread-title-at-12-01-p-m/930961/4 "2021-01-20T14:41:47Z")
“The end of an earache” “trump: Where shall I go? What shall I do? American people: frankly, asshole, I don’t give a shit.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-hours-before-the-trump-leaves-which-doper-will-post-the-cleverest-thread-title-at-12-01-p-m/930961/5 "2021-01-20T14:48:11Z")
Someone has posted a video of Trump leaving, but altered the song the military band is playing to “Hit The Road, Jack”. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-hours-before-the-trump-leaves-which-doper-will-post-the-cleverest-thread-title-at-12-01-p-m/930961/6 "2021-01-20T16:28:34Z")
“Happy New Year!” (I don’t know what those idiots were thinking 20 days ago.) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-hours-before-the-trump-leaves-which-doper-will-post-the-cleverest-thread-title-at-12-01-p-m/930961/7 "2021-01-20T18:38:54Z")
Link, pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![deltogre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deltogre/32/5041_2.png) [@deltogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltogre)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-hours-before-the-trump-leaves-which-doper-will-post-the-cleverest-thread-title-at-12-01-p-m/930961/8 "2021-01-20T19:10:09Z")
The Trumpster Fire Burns Out ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-hours-before-the-trump-leaves-which-doper-will-post-the-cleverest-thread-title-at-12-01-p-m/930961/9 "2021-01-20T20:12:33Z")
Link: [video trump leaves hit the road jack - Bing video](https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=video+trump+leaves+hit+the+road+jack&view=detail&mid=415F109E2D06FA54E7BE415F109E2D06FA54E7BE&FORM=VIRE) ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-hours-before-the-trump-leaves-which-doper-will-post-the-cleverest-thread-title-at-12-01-p-m/930961/10 "2021-01-20T23:04:58Z")
To plagarise the inestimable Spike Milligan war diaries. TRUMP: My part in his downfall. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2021, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-hours-before-the-trump-leaves-which-doper-will-post-the-cleverest-thread-title-at-12-01-p-m/930961/11 "2021-01-21T14:07:41Z")
Whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat?