I see that this was just bumped from an update, but should the situation arise for the OP or anyone else, might I suggest twerking?
I’m sorry your talent was not showcased. My suggestions might not have gone off well though:
Props:
Baseball cap
hockey stick
section of faux grass
can of golf balls
Video-tape
“Hi. I’m here on stage to show a talent that I’ve learned in just 3 weeks. I chose golf. I learned it from this instructional video called…”
hold up and read box slowly
“…Happy Gilmore. Anyway, here’s how it goes…”
Then, as fast as you can, slap-shot as many balls towards the Executive Table as humanly possible before they hustle you off stage.
Of course if that isn’t your thing, there is the one where you tell them that you want them all to unanimously vote you “Fire Marshall”, but that requires a lot of prep work, the taping of flash-bangs under certain tables and a lot of hack-saw work on the fire doors. Plus, there’s absolutely no guarantee you’d get the position…
Only if you’re willing to be ignored.
If it ever comes up again, might I suggest trick-shooting? Sure to wow them.
I like the idea of reciting a well-known Chinese poem (or singing a famous song). But I’d mispronounce a lot of it for comedy effect. Have a native help you with words that are similar to the correct ones, but funny. But exaggerate the mistakes, so they know it’s deliberate.
Tell them that you have just been ordained and you are there to let them know the word of god. Or Og. Or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Or Cthulhu.