# 3 words to describe yourself **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2000, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461 "2000-04-27T12:24:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dekayx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@dekayx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dekayx)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/1 "2000-04-27T12:24:00Z")
Insomniac, agnostic, and dyslexic I laid awake in bed all night wondering if there is a Dog. * * * I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/2 "2000-04-27T12:35:00Z")
‘I’ ‘am’ ‘unique’ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/3 "2000-04-27T12:37:00Z")
_snort_ OK, here’s me. Sarcastic, Humourous and Slightly Arrogant. So I don’t give a rat’s ass if you don’t laugh about my jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/4 "2000-04-27T12:38:00Z")
I also don’t give a rat’s ass about how many words I was supposed to use 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/5 "2000-04-27T12:40:00Z")
humble, humorous, loving * * * \*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_ _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ Homepage: [www.superlativeandsassy.com](http://www.superlativeandsassy.com) Occupation: Temptress Location: Ultra, California Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes _profile by UncleBeer_ ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/6 "2000-04-27T12:42:00Z")
Complicated. Effervecent. (I actually got that one, once.) Neurotic. That pretty much sums it up. That, and “Over-thinker” but I don’t think that’s a word. (ie: one who over thinks situations…) * * * “I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig! ```auto My iguana's sick. He's all floppy. Could he have Reptile dysfunction? -Chef Troy, Haiku Master ``` ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/7 "2000-04-27T12:43:00Z")
Sappy, Loyal, Bitchy only three eh? * * * Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/8 "2000-04-27T12:54:00Z")
Witty, thoughtful, tall. That was a lot harder than I thought it would be. There are a few more I would like to put on there. * * * Well, honey just tastes better when it comes from a bear’s head. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/9 "2000-04-27T13:08:00Z")
Impatient, sarcastic, wiseass. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/10 "2000-04-27T13:51:00Z")
Fabulous, _fabulous_, **FABULOUS!** Any questions? Esprix * * * Evidently, I rock. [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/11 "2000-04-27T13:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Esprix: > \*\*Fabulous, _fabulous_, **FABULOUS!** > > Any questions?\*\* You forgot “Dahling”, I presume? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/12 "2000-04-27T14:04:00Z")
“Your Worst Nightmare” ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/13 "2000-04-27T14:24:00Z")
‘That boy ain’t right.’ Yeah, it’s four words, but I don’t care. 😛 * * * **TMR** _Thou shalt resist the Olson Twins._ ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/14 "2000-04-27T15:12:00Z")
“Why, God, Why?” * * * I have chainmail underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/15 "2000-04-27T15:14:00Z")
“Moist And Delicious” ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/16 "2000-04-27T15:21:00Z")
**Not. Really. Satan.** You’d be surprised how often I’m accused of this… * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Two weeks, four days, 13 hours, 20 minutes and 56 seconds. 742 cigarettes not smoked, saving $92.78. Life saved: 2 days, 13 hours, 50 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/17 "2000-04-27T15:37:00Z")
Dazed And Confused. * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/18 "2000-04-28T05:04:00Z")
Mischievous, fun-loving, unforgettable Quite a combination! * * * That John Denver’s full of shit man! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/19 "2000-04-28T05:28:00Z")
The way a certain someone makes me feel: Sexy. Smart. Beloved. :o :o I just think that I’m work in progress. * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![Ophelia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c67d28/32.png) [@Ophelia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophelia)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461/20 "2000-04-28T05:34:00Z")
Runs With Scissors * * * ENFP Prayer: Dear God, please help me keep my mind on one - oh look a bird! - thing at a time [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3-words-to-describe-yourself/16461.md?page=2)