# 30 Day Song Challenge, number 9: A Song You Can Dance To. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 29, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-day-song-challenge-number-9-a-song-you-can-dance-to/753431 "2016-04-29T15:48:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-day-song-challenge-number-9-a-song-you-can-dance-to/753431/21 "2016-04-29T21:12:51Z")
[Belle Qui Tiens ma Vie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITQQsn-7954) Hey, I used to be in the SCA. Sue me. ---
**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-day-song-challenge-number-9-a-song-you-can-dance-to/753431/22 "2016-04-29T21:23:52Z")
I’m not a dancer so I’ll say The Hokey Pokey. Explicit instructions 😉 ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-day-song-challenge-number-9-a-song-you-can-dance-to/753431/23 "2016-04-29T22:38:29Z")
I don’t dance well, so some would say I cannot dance. Nonetheless, sometimes I move rhythmically to songs such as [Jah is With You](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K10OjlRSUY4) by Sly and Robbie. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-day-song-challenge-number-9-a-song-you-can-dance-to/753431/24 "2016-04-29T23:52:36Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > **I don’t dance.** Well, you’re no friend of [mine](http://guanolad.blogspot.com.au/2010/04/you-can-dance-if-you-want-to.html). ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2016, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-day-song-challenge-number-9-a-song-you-can-dance-to/753431/25 "2016-04-30T06:54:58Z")
I couldn’t dance my way out of a wet paper bag. However, if I had no choice in the matter (like, if a short, insecure Joe Pesci was holding a glock to my head), then I’d perhaps deign to attempt some tackling dog-pile moves (with high-flying ninja-kicks and windmilling arms) to: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6f-4uYm9-uw/hqdefault.jpg "Black Flag - Slip It In") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f-4uYm9-uw) I believe it was one Robert Clark Seger who once said, “You’ll never get me out on the floor” ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2016, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-day-song-challenge-number-9-a-song-you-can-dance-to/753431/26 "2016-04-30T18:15:43Z")
I can’t dance, but I can jump up and down to Only Wanna Be with You - Hootie and the Blowfish ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-day-song-challenge-number-9-a-song-you-can-dance-to/753431/27 "2016-05-01T23:22:26Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > I can’t dance, but I can jump up and down to > Only Wanna Be with You - Hootie and the Blowfish That’s a good one right there… love those guys. Officially, I’ll go with this (I don’t do a lot of dancing). [Hokey Pokey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_P9PU5FcMQ) For you folks that don’t dance: “My Baby don’t Dance” from Mother Mother [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/LyVE1t8iMeA/maxresdefault.jpg "Mother Mother - Baby Don't Dance") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyVE1t8iMeA) ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-day-song-challenge-number-9-a-song-you-can-dance-to/753431/28 "2016-05-02T01:26:44Z")
[KMFDM - Megalomaniac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhOTNQcQq4) I can’t even listen to it without starting to move a little. ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-day-song-challenge-number-9-a-song-you-can-dance-to/753431/29 "2016-05-02T15:32:00Z")
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