# 30 Rock! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 28, 2020, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484 "2020-03-28T02:32:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/21 "2020-03-28T19:43:10Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > _I want to go there!_ > [@Mike\_Mabes](#): > > I am am amateur and I have to correct that. > > It is - I want to go \*to \*there. Sorry. :smack: Oh crap…and I can’t even blame that missing “to” on auto-correct! ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/22 "2020-03-28T20:19:18Z")
> [@Dale\_Sams](#): > > And by the way, like George Costanza, Liz Lemon’s relationship woes are hilariously overstated. > > She sleeps with/dates/marries > > Jon Hamm > Matt Damon > James Marsden > And the literal James Franco And Wesley Snipes… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/23 "2020-03-28T23:20:47Z")
I present to you. . . [the theme to, “Rural Juror.”](https://youtu.be/hMjm2nH3HYA) ---
**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/24 "2020-03-28T23:27:40Z")
I’m finding the conversation: Liz-What a week Jack-Lemon, it’s Wednesday to be extraordinarily apt lately, and all the mutations (“What a month” “Lemon, it’s March”, etc) equally as painfully funny ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/25 "2020-03-28T23:28:07Z")
_“…D’Fwan forgot his catchphrase.”_ ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/26 "2020-03-28T23:45:40Z")
-Well, you didn’t call back to schedule our interview so I thought I’d just ambush you with some pregnancy questions. I hope you’re not unprepared. \*\* Of course not. -When are you due? \*\* April 20. Hitler’s birthday. -What is the name of your gynecologist? \*\* Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheath. -Where was the baby conceived? \*\* In my vagina. -What names are you considering? \*\* Rufus T. Barleysheath. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/27 "2020-03-29T01:24:41Z")
“My memory has _Seinfeld_ money.” ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/28 "2020-03-29T01:54:54Z")
Watching it for the first time and enjoying it. Nearly done w/ the 1st season. Sorry, no fave lines. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/29 "2020-03-29T08:19:43Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > And Wesley Snipes… > > 😃 And Kamiko-tan. ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/30 "2020-03-29T16:08:09Z")
I laugh literally every time Tracy says “Liz Lemon”. I don’t know why but it strikes me as funny. Also (slight paraphrase): “NBC’s plan is to make it 1996 again either through Science or Magic”. Also Also: Tracy: “I just understood the ending of the Sixth Sense! Those are the people who worked on the movie!” ---
**Author:** ![Esprise\_Me](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprise_me/32/2947_2.png) [@Esprise\_Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprise_Me)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/31 "2020-03-29T16:45:01Z")
I rewatch the whole show every few years. Usually while workin’ on my night cheese. ---
**Author:** ![puddleglum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puddleglum/32/137_2.png) [@puddleglum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puddleglum)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/32 "2020-03-29T21:20:51Z")
“Flurg murg glurg flurg murg murg murg tennis murg murg. Was a murg murg flurg?” “Have you ever put out a cigar on Gilbert Gottfried’s neck? Because I have, and his screams were the worst thing I’d ever heard … until tonight. Congratulations, you’re a disgrace” ---
**Author:** ![Raza](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raza/32/213_2.png) [@Raza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raza)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2020, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/33 "2020-03-30T00:18:30Z")
Dr. Spacemen: _I could give you something for that, but…I’m not supposed to have sex with my patients_ Jenna, as a pseudo Janice Joplin: _Synonym’s just another word, for the word you wanna use_ ---
**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2020, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/34 "2020-03-30T00:24:00Z")
> [@Esprise\_Me](#): > > I rewatch the whole show every few years. Usually while workin’ on my night cheese. Sabor de soledad ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2020, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/35 "2020-03-30T01:18:08Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > And Wesley Snipes… > > 😃 And Mayhem. Who’s the dummy now? ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2020, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/36 "2020-03-30T01:20:04Z")
As a Clevelander I’m partial to the season 5 episode where Jack says, “For God’s sakes, Lemon. We’d all like to flee to the Cleve and club-hop down at the Flats and have lunch with Little Richard, but we fight those urges because we have responsibilities.” ---
**Author:** ![That\_Don\_Guy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/that_don_guy/32/538_2.png) [@That\_Don\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Don_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/37 "2020-03-30T01:34:22Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > “Tracy, who’s your doctor?” > “Doctor Spaceman!” > \ > “Hello, this is Doctor Spa-See-Man.” I always thought it was pronounced spa-CHEE-man. > [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](#): > > Tina Fey got a lot of her crazier dialog from her then-toddler daughter, Alice. I think “I want to go to there” was hers. I can’t remember any more for sure, but I’m pretty sure the name of Jenna’s “Janis Joplin” tribute character, “Jackie Jormp-Jomp”, and a lot of Tracy Jordan’s dialog is Alice-inspired. Did you have to remind me? “Little Jackie Jormp-Jomp” (what I call _America’s Got Talent_ winner Grace VanderWaal) was supposed to perform at Napa’s BottleRock festival before it got cancelled. > [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](#): > > I present to you. . . [the theme to, “Rural Juror.”](https://youtu.be/hMjm2nH3HYA) At the 2013 Emmys, the show’s PA announcer was talking about Tina Fey (I think she had just won for Leading Comedy Series Actress) and said that the had been nominated for co-writing the song, “The Rural Janitor.” **FLERM** ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2020, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/38 "2020-03-30T02:06:46Z")
‘Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs’ ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2020, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/39 "2020-03-30T02:33:52Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > And Mayhem. > > Who’s the dummy now? You’ll be back. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2020, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484/40 "2020-03-30T04:13:59Z")
When did gum get so soft, you sons of bitches? You know what this country use to chew? Tree bark. Glass. Shotgun shells. The broken swords of our vanquished enemies. That’s why I buy Bazooka Joe Gum. It’s like chewing a mountain that someone shot a freeze ray into. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/30-rock/850484.md?page=3)