# 300 Posts. BEER PROVIDED! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415 "2000-05-13T07:30:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/1 "2000-05-13T07:30:06Z")
Finally, I’m realy to throw a post party. Not for 100 posts, not for 200, but for 300 posts. ::motions to the table of hors d’oveures:: Help yourselves! :: points to the various kegs of beer:: Knock yourselves out! ::Points to the lawn chairs near the card table:: Many are called, but few are chosen! Folks, thanks for a wonderful time. I’ve enjoyed every comment, every snide remark. Don’t ever change, I mean it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![langour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19b73/32.png) [@langour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/langour)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/2 "2000-05-13T07:40:31Z")
Looks like 305. Guess I’m too late for the good caviar? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/3 "2000-05-13T08:37:36Z")
Hell no, grab the beluga it’s all yours! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/4 "2000-05-13T13:33:44Z")
Congrats to you wooohooo!!! You are moving right along. I’ll have a wine spritzer if you please. ---
**Author:** ![Fonz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Fonz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fonz)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/5 "2000-05-13T16:13:41Z")
I’m IMPRESSED. Hey! Don’t get excited, I’m easily empressed. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/6 "2000-05-13T17:01:55Z")
Any tequila around? ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/7 "2000-05-13T17:24:57Z")
Every time I see one of these post count celebrations I always get a grin from Wally ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/8 "2000-05-13T21:57:19Z")
Congratulations, Mr.Cynical. Now can we call you by your first name? Catrandom ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/9 "2000-05-13T22:04:03Z")
Congrats to you, Mr. Cynical. Here’s to many more! Say, you got any strawberry daquiris? Where’s the veggie tray? Anyone up for a rousing game of canasta? ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/10 "2000-05-13T22:13:32Z")
> [@](#): > > Any tequila around? Sure, Wally. And I’ve got a body shot all set up for you over here… Come 'n get it, baby! And congrats, Mr. Cynical. Now will you become less cynical since you know us better? ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/11 "2000-05-13T23:00:37Z")
:::planting a big kiss on Cynical’s cheek::: The post count doesn’t matter, it’s the party that I am interested in \< giggle \> Beer, where’s that beer? yehaw, free beer! I like beer, I drink beer, beer, beer, beer. \< over the edge now \> :::planting one more kiss on Cynical’s other cheek::: Free beer! ---
**Author:** ![Diagonal\_Twin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@Diagonal\_Twin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diagonal_Twin)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/12 "2000-05-13T23:05:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Congratulations, Mr.Cynical. Now can we call you by your first name? > > Catrandom\*\* Try\*\* “Brian” [http://www.geocities.com/brian\_stringer/Brian.JPG](http://www.geocities.com/brian_stringer/Brian.JPG) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/13 "2000-05-13T23:19:18Z")
Damn smilies…I like them, but not when it’s not intentional…I forget to check the disable smilies thing. Oh well, guess I will have another beer 🙂 ← that’s intentional. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/14 "2000-05-13T23:45:24Z")
**langour** , have all the free beer and sausages you want! **Ultress** , please accept this wine spritzer, along with my compliments and a wink or two. **Fonz** , Aaaaaaaaaaayyyyy. **WallyM7** , I have a bottle of Porfidio Silver waiting here for you specifically. **casdave** , of course you do, he’s like a father to me. That is, if he has any bastard sons running around. **Catrandom** , of course you may. I am Brian, pleased to meet you 🙂 **purplebear** , I didn’t have any set up, but I’ll make them just for you. Will you teach me canasta? **Shayna** , it is kind of a false moniker, isn’t it? 🙂 I’ll take care to only say nice things. **techchick68** , how could it be a party without you! Kick your shoes off. Sit a spell. I’ve got the beer on tap, and a line run straight to your chair. **Diagonal Twin** , you hit the nail on the head. Now have a beer, willya? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/15 "2000-05-13T23:52:20Z")
**slides into the room like Kramer** MMMmmmm BEEEERRRRR!!! _looks around and rubs his hands together_ OK! which kegs mine?!?!?! Oh Hi Mr Cynical! congrats! Alright, _pulls a tap out of his pocket_ where do I plug this in? ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/16 "2000-05-14T00:03:14Z")
Hey Brian, over here! Is anyone cooking hot dogs on the grill? I got a hankering for one. Oh and can you tell whoever to grill the bun a bit? I love grilled buns. LOL BEER! \< taking off shoes, hat, jea…wait, wrong place for that \> ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-posts-beer-provided/19415/17 "2000-05-14T01:03:58Z")
::kicks off shoes, beams happily at keg, ducks flying mini-frank in bbq sauce, pulls up lawnchair:: Hiya, Brian, great bash and congrats on 300! ::dodges conga line:: I was gonna ask about the first-name thing ::drunk Ultress collapses onto shoulder:: but Shayna asked it first. I had my best “Airplane” schtick ready ( “Shanya, Shayna!”) when you came clean with the real name. So a gorgeous babe can get anything outta you just for the asking, hmmm? ::pours a mere tot of a beverage:: Well, you seem to have sized up the group accurately. Uh, do you have a pet hamster? And a blender? Great 300; rock on. Veb (Uh, no, I think I’ll pass on the daiquiris. Are they supposed to have gray fur?)