# 300: So FRIGGIN COOL!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 4, 2007, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513 "2007-03-04T05:04:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/1 "2007-03-04T05:04:36Z")

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That had to be one of the coolest movies I have ever seen. I had to keep myself from giggling like a little schoolgirl when he said, “Then we’ll just have to fight in the shade.”

And it was absolutly gorgeous to watch. If you have a weak stomach I’d suggest against it. A lot of blood and gore (Which reminds me, who the hell brings kids to a movie like that? I mean honestly, have some common sense people).

So yeah, I’m a dork.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/2 "2007-03-04T05:54:58Z")

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I’m glad to hear that so many people like it. It’s gotten pretty good reviews as well so far. I’m going to see it sometime this week, I think. I believe it’s playing a limited engagement in NY before it goes wide on Friday.

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**Author:** ![Crawlspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Crawlspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crawlspace)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/3 "2007-03-04T05:57:40Z")

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I’ve been looking foward to this. Nice to hear it got a positive review.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/4 "2007-03-04T06:11:56Z")

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I won movie tickets in a poker tourney, and the ONLY movie I can think of to use them on is _300_/

Curse you.  
Curse you hard.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/5 "2007-03-04T06:35:47Z")

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It’s supposed to come soon to Bangkok. They’ve been showing reviews. We’re looking forward to it.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/6 "2007-03-04T07:09:14Z")

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[QUOTE=RandMcnally]  
That had to be one of the coolest movies I have ever seen. I had to keep myself from giggling like a little schoolgirl when he said, “Then we’ll just have to fight in the shade.”  
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See, that’s why the Spartans were so cool. Not only were they the greatest warriors in history, not only did they save a nascent Greek culture from being nipped in the bud, _they invented the action movie one-liner_. There is a direct leading from “We will fight in the shade\*” to “Yippee-ka-yay, motherfucker!”, and just for that, Western culture owes them a profound debt.

_An actual ancient historical quote_\*, as I’m sure you know.

\*\* Which means it was probably invented by an actual ancient historian.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/7 "2007-03-04T07:10:16Z")

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Wow, really? From what I’ve seen, it looks like bollocks.

I’ll see how others react before I make any sort of beeline.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/8 "2007-03-04T07:35:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Alessan]  
_An actual ancient historical quote_\*, as I’m sure you know.  
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Of course I knew that. I did say I was a dork, didn’t I? 😉  
For me, one of the best part is that it’s fun to say, "You know what? They actually were really that insane in real life.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/9 "2007-03-04T07:50:59Z")

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My only real concern with the movie\*: does King Lionidas do anything besides yell really loudly?  
(If so, they should have gotten Al Pacino…)  
\*: I’m trained in scriptwriting and movie-maiking in general, so things tend to be difficult for me to enjoy if not done really well.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/10 "2007-03-04T16:19:17Z")

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[QUOTE=garygnu]  
My only real concern with the movie\*: does King Lionidas do anything besides yell really loudly?  
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I’d say it’s about 60-40. It wasn’t annoying though.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/11 "2007-03-04T17:02:41Z")

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Can someone tell me why the trailers look so… strange to me? I admit I haven’t done much research into the film, but it appears almost like an entirely-CGI/animated movie.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/12 "2007-03-04T17:13:56Z")

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[QUOTE=bobkitty]  
Can someone tell me why the trailers look so.. strange to me? I admit I haven’t done much research into the film, but it appears almost like an entirely-CGI/animated movie.  
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It was shot entirely on green screen, just like _Sin City_, and like _Sin City_ its style is based on a Frank Miller comic book.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/13 "2007-03-04T17:14:13Z")

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W00t! Now, if someone can only do a decent period correct version of _The Odyssey_!

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**Author:** ![DaddyTimesTwo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DaddyTimesTwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaddyTimesTwo)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/14 "2007-03-04T17:14:53Z")

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**bobkitty** , it’s not entirely CGI, but the actors were filmed in front of a green or blue screen, so all the sets, backgrounds etc are CGI. It’s only _mostly_ CGI.

I’m very much looking forward to this one.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/15 "2007-03-04T18:38:06Z")

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I can’t wait to see this. I gobbled up the comic books back when they were first published and I loved the artwork as well as the story. From the trailers, it looks like the movie preserves them both.

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**Author:** ![Flip\_Pancake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f1d935/32.png) [@Flip\_Pancake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flip_Pancake)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/16 "2007-03-04T19:13:46Z")

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It’s got Lena Headey in it.

'nuff for me. Can’t wait.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/17 "2007-03-04T20:35:38Z")

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So the Spartans all live happily ever after right?

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/18 "2007-03-04T20:53:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Loach]  
So the Spartans all live happily ever after right?  
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You obviously are not familiar with the work of Frank Miller.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/19 "2007-03-04T22:08:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Loach]  
So the Spartans all live happily ever after right?  
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They do. Towards the end, when it looks like the Spartans are on the verge of defeat, Xerses realizes his folly and retreats back to Persia.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300-so-friggin-cool/394513/20 "2007-03-04T22:32:02Z")

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[QUOTE=RandMcnally]  
They do. Towards the end, when it looks like the Spartans are on the verge of defeat, Xerses realizes his folly and retreats back to Persia.  
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Good I like a happy ending.

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