# 3000th Post, or "For Goddess' Sake, Persephone! Get A Life!"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 29, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265 "2000-08-29T22:56:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/1 "2000-08-29T22:56:41Z")

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Yep, it’s the big 3-0-0-0 for me.

Sorry to bother y’all with my useless drivel.

Okay, no I’m not. If I didn’t love this board and all of you, I wouldn’t have 3000 posts.

I’ve had post count parties before, so I’m not going to do it this time. This is just a big ol’ thanks to everyone for making me laugh, cry, and think. I’ve changed and grown thanks to you, and I am better for knowing you. _All_ of you.

((((group hug))))

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/2 "2000-08-29T22:57:37Z")

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Awed and impressed am I.

Here’s to 3000 more, Cristi!

Where’s the booze?

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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/3 "2000-08-29T23:01:09Z")

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Congrats Cristi on number 3000.

Now where are the nekkid women…and they better nat all be at Chiefs place. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/4 "2000-08-29T23:03:46Z")

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Congratulations from me.

**Montfort** , you come over to me,  
I have booze here.  
You want some?

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**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/5 "2000-08-29T23:10:55Z")

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Congrats, **Perseph** , and many happy returns.

In fact, you probably will have many happy returns as archived posts are taken from your post count. Maybe you could have a party to celebrate the 3,000th time you reach 3,000 posts!

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/6 "2000-08-29T23:14:52Z")

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Heheh, no doubt Pluto. I passed 2500 yesterday and then had 2498 this morning. Hmm… 😉

Anyway, congrats Perseph, and thank _you_ for all the fun!

Not _that_ kind of fun! Sheesh!  
😃

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/7 "2000-08-29T23:18:30Z")

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Congrats Persephone. I’m slowly working myself up to 1000 posts, and I’ve been here longer than you.

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/8 "2000-08-29T23:18:47Z")

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Congrats Pursephone! I had no idea I had so much of an effect on you! 😛

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**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/9 "2000-08-29T23:20:38Z")

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chicken legs and gravy!!!

1. The hampster flies at midnight!

(i’m working my way up)

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/10 "2000-08-29T23:21:15Z")

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[hijack]HEY, I just noticed you used quotation marks in your thread title! Your magic![/hijack]

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/11 "2000-08-29T23:22:03Z")

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woohoo Cristi congrats. And may I add we have enjoyed all 3000 and are looking forward to the next 3000.

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/12 "2000-08-29T23:41:00Z")

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Congrats! I always enjoy your posts, plus, you look adorable on the SDMB People Pages.

Blessed Be! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/13 "2000-08-29T23:41:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> HEY, I just noticed you used quotation marks in your thread title! Your magic!

😕

Has this been a problem? I never knew it was. Hm.

That’s why I love this place. I learn something new every day! 😃

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/14 "2000-08-29T23:42:58Z")

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Cool. Congratulations. I’ll make it to 1000 yet. 🙂

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**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/15 "2000-08-29T23:54:22Z")

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I brought sprinkles!

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/16 "2000-08-30T00:54:05Z")

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Congrats, **Persephone**.

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/17 "2000-08-30T00:54:07Z")

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Congrats, Perse, and “many more”. 3000!!!- and folks thought I had no life at 2000 in only a little less time. Sheeesh.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/18 "2000-08-30T01:17:39Z")

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Congrats Cristi. And for the record we don’t want you to get a life. We selfishly want you here with us.

No need to thank us though. We’re all the better for your company and those like you.

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/19 "2000-08-30T01:49:30Z")

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Congratulations to my favorite babe-a-licious Michigan Doper redhead.

Can I crash on the couch at this post party, too?

Nevermind. This crowd strikes me as the type that would write ‘born to eat boogers’ on my forehead with a permanent marker after I passed out.

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/20 "2000-08-30T01:58:59Z")

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Congratulations to the nicest chick on the board!

I brought homemade carrot cake with cream cheese frosting just for you!

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