# 3000th Post, or "For Goddess' Sake, Persephone! Get A Life!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265 "2000-08-29T22:56:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/41 "2000-08-31T22:05:20Z")
> [@](#): > > and just for the occasion, I soaked this asbestos glove with gasoline, Asbestos glove with gasoline? HAH! Wuss! A REAL woman doesn’t NEED gloves! :::pours gasoline onto hand, strikes a match::: faWOOMPH! OW! Not good! Gasoline is NOT 151! Owowowowowow! Hothothothot! :::sticks hand in to chocolate ice cream::: Oh, that stings. Anyone got any Bactine? ---
**Author:** ![Prosser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@Prosser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prosser)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/42 "2000-09-01T00:02:27Z")
Congrats! As a newbie to the forum, I probably don’t even have the necessary posts to give you props; however, what the hell, I’ll do it anyway. BTW: Not to try to highjack anything, but, if it’s quick and not a source of controversy, who has the most posts anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Sakura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Sakura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sakura)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/43 "2000-09-01T00:28:13Z")
> [@](#): > > Threeeeee is a magic number. Yes it is. It’s a magic number… Dammit, **struuter** , now I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the night. > [@](#): > > Where do you want the vat of chocolate ice cream? Just inject it all in my veins and I know _I’ll_ be happy. Congrats, **Persephone**. BTW, you do so have a life. Just think - you’ve done tons of things people will _never_ do in a lifetime. A barfight, a soap opera (if meomory serves), etc. Just think of all the evil things/threads that will be added to your post count later on. 😃 The mind boggoledoth. ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/44 "2000-09-01T01:42:19Z")
My God, Cristi! That’s positively awesome! I didn’t know! Sincere congratulations! Get a life! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/45 "2000-09-01T01:42:57Z")
Prosser: Thanks! I like newbies. They’re particularly good on toasted wheat bread, with a nice dijon mustard. But I think some of the other regs have probably got some much more creative recipes. 😉 Sakura: Hey! Nice to see you’ve been resurrected again! I was beginning to miss you! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/46 "2000-09-01T03:07:50Z")
Next to Bo and Luke Duke, you are one of my favorite posters. ---
**Author:** ![Prosser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@Prosser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prosser)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265/47 "2000-09-01T06:27:30Z")
Perse, don’t tease, it’s just that much harder to get to sleep… 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-or-for-goddess-sake-persephone-get-a-life/31265.md?page=2)