# 3000th POST PARTY! BRING NAKED MEN! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437 "2000-09-25T07:02:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/1 "2000-09-25T07:02:36Z")
_streamers, chocolate cake, pot, etc._ Ok, where are the naked men? Bring on the naked men already! _starts chant with straight female dopers_ We want naked men! We want naked men! Esprix! Hastur! goboy! Doob! That’s your cue, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/2 "2000-09-25T07:04:44Z")
Hey, I’m in on this! We want naked men! We want naked men! We want naked men! ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/3 "2000-09-25T07:11:46Z")
I’m not getting naked until there are more naked women. In the meantime, I’ll tend bar. Who wants grasshoppers? ~~baloo ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/4 "2000-09-25T07:21:59Z")
Matt, you should have been at the Folsom St. Fair today. Sure, I know it’s 3000 miles away from you, but, well, there were LOTS of naked men there. ---
**Author:** ![Teach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/47e85d/32.png) [@Teach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teach)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/5 "2000-09-25T07:22:35Z")
I don’t mind showing up naked, but I’m not sure you’d really want to see me. I’ll see if I can round up some friends who actually look good without clothes on. Japanese guys okay? ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/6 "2000-09-25T08:25:22Z")
I’ll refrain from getting naked here, just so the straight women and gay men don’t run away screaming–call me thin-skinned, but that always throws a wet blanket on parties for me. I’ll be happy to help you with the chocolate cake and intoxicants, however. Happy 3000, **Matt**. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/7 "2000-09-25T09:22:46Z")
Heck, if there’s naked men about, you betcha I’ll be there. I can look… _can’t I?_ ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/8 "2000-09-25T12:39:49Z")
Hey, I’m nekkid right now! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/9 "2000-09-25T12:48:41Z")
You’re not asking right Matt. HEY GUYS!! NAKED TWISTER GAME!! GIRLS TOO!! FLIRTING GALORE!!! Now you need some bait - a naked girl is usually best. Oh and btw congrats on 3000! You’re an intelligent and articulate posters - one of my favourites. Don’t party too hard mate… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/10 "2000-09-25T12:55:42Z")
Happy 3000 Matt! I just want you to know you’re my favourite Gay Pagan Montréalais! No, really 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/11 "2000-09-25T13:00:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\* > Now you need some bait - a naked girl is usually best. > \*\* OK, I’ll be bait. 😉 :slowly removing clothes : ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/12 "2000-09-25T13:07:07Z")
OK, I’m naked. What do I win? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/13 "2000-09-25T13:14:48Z")
More naked men, por favor. Trion, how will I look you in the eye in Dublin now? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/14 "2000-09-25T13:16:12Z")
Just ask him to bend over, Globie… ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/15 "2000-09-25T13:19:26Z")
HEY! I’ll have you know that my nudity is symbolic. I’ll let you figure out what it’s a symbol of. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/16 "2000-09-25T13:21:32Z")
Screw symbolism. We want the real thing! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/17 "2000-09-25T13:22:27Z")
Happy 3000 matt. Yea, lets get a lot of naked men. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/18 "2000-09-25T13:27:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Globe-trotter \* > \*\*Screw symbolism. We want the real thing! 😉 \*\* I’m not saying the nudity is not real. I’m saying the nudity itself is symbolic. My nakedness makes a statement beyond the mere display of flesh. : strikes a dramatic pose : Now that I think about it, this may be the time to bring back the whip… ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/19 "2000-09-25T13:29:17Z")
There must be some naked men sites online? I wouldn’t know…maybe I can ask a certain friend of mine;) ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/20 "2000-09-25T13:30:29Z")
But seriously, congrats! Combining my vanillanice, orangecakes and peaches and vanilla posts would get me 3,000 probably. But I can’t. I am trying hard to catch up to you, so…take a break okay? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437.md?page=2)