# 3000th POST PARTY! BRING NAKED MEN!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437 "2000-09-25T07:02:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/21 "2000-09-25T13:43:45Z")

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Congrats, matt. You’ve reach demi-god status and I, for one, think you deserve untold multitudes of naked men. Yes, bring them on. Break out a new box of them and bring them on. Not for me, mind you. Oh no. For matt. He’s the one. I wouldn’t even look at them. Nope…wouldn’t pay the slightest attention to them.  
‘Look at that naked man!’ You’d say.  
‘I’m sorry, what? Oh none for me…’ _yawn_

Of course, just to be polite I’d take a small gander. Maybe a tiny observance. Perhaps a wee glance. Just for matt’s sake. Just to be polite.

_raises dixie cup_ Here’s to you. Here’s to 3000 more!

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/22 "2000-09-25T13:45:08Z")

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:: pokes head in door ::

Congratulations Matt. You are a valuable poster here.

:: Grabs a chip, dips it, eats it, runs out door before the dancing nekkid men arive ::

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**Author:** ![Show\_Biz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Show\_Biz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Show_Biz)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/23 "2000-09-25T13:49:51Z")

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Three nought nought nought!  
The Grand Triad.  
Well done sir!

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**Author:** ![qwevin\_bakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a88e4f/32.png) [@qwevin\_bakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qwevin_bakon)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/24 "2000-09-25T14:06:27Z")

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**Author:** ![qwevin\_bakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a88e4f/32.png) [@qwevin\_bakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qwevin_bakon)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/25 "2000-09-25T14:09:08Z")

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well, i tried, it looked better before the post, i want to see someone doing one jumping out of a cake.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/26 "2000-09-25T15:01:50Z")

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3000? My, this **is** an occassion, t’isn’t it?

And what does my wee skinny boy want for his celebration, hmmm? Shall I _bring_ nekkid men, or shall I _be_ a nekkid man? 😉

(Well, obviously that kind of answers itself, although my dear **matt** never popped his head into my MPSIMS thread about him possibly liking me and all… :()

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/27 "2000-09-25T15:05:52Z")

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Happy 3,000 Matt!

Now if you want to see me nekkid you must pay $$$ 😉 😛

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/28 "2000-09-25T15:07:49Z")

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Huh? Where was that? I didn’t go into MPSIMS for a while… must have been during that interval. What’s the link? Let me go and clear up any confusion.

And yes. Esprix, drop trou. …No, not over there with the rest of the naked men. Back here. In this little side room. Yea. C’min here.

_squishy noises_

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**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/29 "2000-09-25T15:16:50Z")

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Congratulations on hitting the 3 0 0 0 Matt!

I don’t think you could handle seeing me naked…

I do agree that nekkid wimmins make the best bait…

Again, congrats!

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/30 "2000-09-25T15:36:48Z")

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Happy 3K Matt!

Squishy noises? Eeweeww! TMI!

😉

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/31 "2000-09-25T17:17:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by **matt\_mcl** _
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> Huh? Where was that? I didn’t go into MPSIMS for a while… must have been during that interval. What’s the link? Let me go and clear up any confusion.

It’s [right here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38353). 😉

> [@](#):
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> And yes. Esprix, drop trou. …No, not over there with the rest of the naked men. Back here. In this little side room. Yea. C’min here.
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> _squishy noises_

“squishy noises?” 😃 You crack me up! (I mean, who else would invite me nekkid into some back room to drink frozen drinks one buys at the Kwik-E-Mart on “The Simpsons,” eh? You’re the cat’s pajamas!)

Esprix

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/32 "2000-09-25T18:25:16Z")

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[I](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/iampunha.html) refuse to show up nekkid.

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/33 "2000-09-25T20:33:10Z")

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Well, as other men have said, nobody wants to see me naked. Not even myself.

But what the hey, just for you matt … _removes clothing to reveal a body so pale as to be nearly translucent_

Congrat matt.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/34 "2000-09-25T21:20:12Z")

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Congrats on the 3000. Can I get naked too? I know I’m not a guy, but I just really feel like getting naked. You know what, I’m not asking permission. ::taking off clothes:: Ah, so much better. Now where is the twister?

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**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/35 "2000-09-25T22:25:14Z")

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Congrats, Matt!

“squishy noises”: _giggle_

(BTW, when did we get this smilie? ;j)

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/36 "2000-09-25T22:25:35Z")

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Oh Maaaat! I got a little something for you… 🙂 _sits down right next to Matt with a deliciously evil look in his eyes_.

Anyway, nah, i think i’ll remain clothed. I my permanently scar anyone if I disrobe. Plus, I look way cuter in my clothes!  
Congrats on your 3000, bro. I knew you could do it! _sniff, sniff_

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/37 "2000-09-26T02:16:54Z")

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Stop it and get those togs off, Doob.

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/38 "2000-09-26T02:30:23Z")

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Happy three thousandth, matt\_mcl.  
From your party turn-out we can tell  
you’re liked without reservation  
by all orientations.  
Continue on, matt, fare thee well!

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-----😃  
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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/39 "2000-09-26T08:06:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silo \*  
> \*\*Now if you want to see me nekkid you must pay $$$ 😉 😛 \*\*

Here, **Silo** , $$$$$$$$$$$$$—now, get nekkid!

And **Milo** , you can’t just sneak in and sneak out, get in here and take off those clothes! matt\_mcl is in the back with Esprix–he won’t even see you! 😉

Hey, I was here on time for this party and I’m not missing the fun this time!

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/40 "2000-09-26T09:34:47Z")

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I would get naked, but I wouldn’t want **evilbeth** to get all swoonklunky over me. 😉

Besides, as a moderator, I do have to keep a _bit_ of dignity here.

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