# 3000th POST PARTY! BRING NAKED MEN! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437 "2000-09-25T07:02:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/41 "2000-09-26T09:38:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*I would get naked, but I wouldn’t want **evilbeth** to get all swoonklunky over me. 😉 > > Besides, as a moderator, I do have to keep a _bit_ of dignity here. > > \*\* Hey, Euty, you can come back here in the back room and get naked in private. What? Well, I have to stand here and guard the door of course! Um…you have to guard it from the inside–it’s a weird door. Go ahead, Euty, no one (else) will see you back here… ::swoonklunk:: ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/42 "2000-09-26T09:45:41Z")
\ Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/43 "2000-09-26T13:45:11Z")
::walks in naked:: You know, I can never remember to take off my clothes AFTER I get in…I walked here in the buff! ::shiver:: Crummy Smarch weather… ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/44 "2000-09-26T13:52:51Z")
Naked men! Well, I can’t think of a better way to start the day! Bring 'em on! Happy 3000th, matt\_mcl! Wishing you the very best of pulchritudinous nekkid men.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/45 "2000-09-26T16:55:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Stop it and get those togs off, Doob. \*\* Well, if you insist, but let’s go someplace private for a bit, shall we? _shirt unbuttoned a bit…walking over to a private corner…_ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/46 "2000-09-26T17:05:50Z")
Ooh my… two in a row? Well, if you insist… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/47 "2000-09-26T17:25:08Z")
_walks in_ Sorry for being so belated in congratulations for your 3000th post. I’d have been here sooner, but I’ve been planning a wedding, working on making sure an anti-gay amendment doesn’t pass in Oregon, and flaming the shit out of Scylla on the Pit about the ‘gay lifestyle.’ _removes clothes_ Damn, it’s cold in here. _shivers_ Where’s my man when I need him to warm me, dammit? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/48 "2000-09-26T18:06:57Z")
Trust me, **matt\_mcl**. You’ll thank me for keeping my clothes on. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/49 "2000-09-26T18:16:35Z")
(walks in late…throws clothes off) OKay, I’m here, I’m queer and I’m naked! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/50 "2000-09-27T01:34:17Z")
Yay! More naked fags! (turns the heat up) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437/51 "2000-09-27T16:24:39Z")
I can’t believe it! Mere days after hitting the big 3K, I’ve passed another milestone: the first thread dedicated to me in the Pit. Here’s the link: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40029](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40029) _dabbing eyes_ You’ll have to excuse me for a minute. This is a very emotional moment for me… _bursts into tears_ I’m so _honoured!_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3000th-post-party-bring-naked-men/34437.md?page=2)